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Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted

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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

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What are your top five pathetic little guys from manuscripts? Just the scrungliest creatures you've ever found? I want some truly PITIFUL medieval beasts here Miles, your top five wet little guys.

cat scared of and/or having an existential crisis about the eucharist (look at its eyes. it’s Seen Things.)

2. weird nervous frog with unfortunately yonic body from my favorite manuscript that usually does a good job with making creatures cute but NOT with this guy. why is he shaped like that and why did you give him anxiety

3. another frog with anxiety, he said 😬 (real) (my personal favorite. of all time.)

4. this fucked up hedgehog that looks like some kind of small bug

and 5. this “giraffe” 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 like I’m so sorry mx. manuscript illustrator but you cannot just throw a mane on a pissed-off elephant and call that a giraffe

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white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

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😭😭😭😭😭

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Orville Peck's cover of Pick Pony Club by Chappell Roan [x]

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doctors keep telling me my dna is identical to that of a hamster & I shouldn’t be human shaped or even alive but whatever

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i always preface my posts with vote for whoever you want but anyone who is trying to tell you voting democrat (or republican) is not a deeply morally compromised choice at this juncture is making you stupider and making you evil. you can rationalize this choice, as people always have, but you should not be making this decision by lying to yourself or to others.

this thread from adam mckay (producer of the big short, don't look up, etc) is a pretty good indication of where most of the blue maga on this website are right now:

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HUANG YONGYU (1924-2023)

Herons

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Getting transported to a fantasy realm and a villager asks you to kill five rats in his basement and you assume it's the first quest on your grand adventure but it turns out that rat catcher is a ritually impure profession and you've doomed yourself to a life as a despised itinerant who's only allowed to marry the daughters of other rat catchers and hangmen

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every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

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out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

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btvs tweets 1/?

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this is going to destroy my vocabulary for the next six months. wench. its all over.