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how did king solomon lose on the "i want to fuck that old man" website

[tanakhsexyman]

I know it's late but i'm still mad samson didn't get further. He was bound to loose to moses but still ;( he's samson my best friend samson

you're right and you should say it

[tanakhsexyman]

R5: @fuckable-old-man-battle VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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[tanakhsexyman]

vote for us!!

DAY FOUR MATCHUPS

yeah im back lets do this

@themiiofalltime VS @longestanimebracket

@transfemswagbracket VS @mad-scientist-showdown

@best-appliance-tournament VS @pathetic-babygirl-showdown

@chuunibyou-showdown VS @17-million-years-of-pining-poll

@character-of-all-time VS @colortournamenttournament

@blueandorangebracket VS @tanakhsexyman

@magnificent-mlm-matchup VS @clash-of-the-wizards

matchups will come out probably friday, but no guarantees because i only have a week until my summer school stuff is all due </3

[tanakhsexyman]

vote for us!!!

@tanakhsexyman VS @asexual-swag-competition

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Round 1: Angel Half

what do i even— what do i even tag this as

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We have lots of sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!

…and transfems! Joseph and Isaac can be read as transfem rather than as men so we’re really covering both bases here.

R3: @transfemswagbracket VS @tanakhsexyman

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[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us, we’ve got sexy men!

R3: @transfemswagbracket VS @tanakhsexyman

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[tanakhsexyman]

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

[tanakhsexyman]

Ahh we won!!! Thank you everyone!!!

And good game @ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid 💙

@tanakhsexyman finding the sexiest tanakh sexyman!!!

@ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid traumatised kid battle. they all deserve better but we're going to make them fight in a bracket anyway!!!

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We’ve got so many sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!

Also, a lot of our guys were traumatized as kids, so we’re really covering both bases here.

@tanakhsexyman finding the sexiest tanakh sexyman!!!

@ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid traumatised kid battle. they all deserve better but we're going to make them fight in a bracket anyway!!!

[tanakhsexyman]

yay we won! thank you everyone!

R2: @tanakhsexyman VS @minorcharactertournament

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[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We have so many sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!

R2: @tanakhsexyman VS @minorcharactertournament

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[tanakhsexyman]

The Jewish Guys of All Time!

It's time to meet the competitors, as they have been selected! Polls probably won't be up till after next week as I have finals next week. Reminder that the competitors were selected based on nominations and they can be canonical, headcanon, or coded! Only 2-3 at most from a source and I decided to take some lesser known or talked about ones in the nominations! So now that thats all out of the way!!!

If you have any propaganda for this competition please tag this blog in it and/or use the tag #jewishguyscomp2023

Welcome the contestants!

Barney Guttman (Dead End Paranormal Park)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Peter B. Parker (Spiderverse)

Spock (Star Trek)

Moon Knight (Marvel)

Magneto (Marvel)

Benjamin Grimm (Marvel)

Billy Kaplan (Marvel)

Adam Birkholz (Omg Check Please!)

Alter Rosen (The City Beautiful)

Annie Edison (Community)

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb)

Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls)

Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99)

Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove)

Launchpad (Ducktales 2017)

Ragman (Rory Regan) (DC)

Nati (Srugim)

Nadia Vulvokov (Russian Doll)

Yanki (HaSodot)

Avram (The Frisco Kid)

Herschel (Wholly Moses)

Adam F. Goldberg (The Goldbergs)

Coyote Bergstein (Grace and Frankie)

Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

Eli Moskovitz (Cobra Kai)

Nick Ganz (Mighty Ducks Game Changers)

Worf (Star Trek)

Artie Nielsen (Warehouse 13)

Booster Gold (DC)

 Brucie Kibbutz (Grand Theft Auto IV)

 Buddy Sorrell (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

 The Baudelaires (ASOUE)

Lemony Snicket (ASOUE)

 Mabel and Dipper (Gravity Falls)

Harley Quinn (DC)

Jeremy Heere (Be More Chill)

Tegan Jovanka (Doctor Who)

Muscle Man (Regular Show)

 Schmidt (New Girl)

 Michael Moscowitz (Princess Diaries)

Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

 Sonic the Hedgehog (The Sonic Movie)

 Toby Ziegler (The West Wing)

 TK Strand (911 Lone Star)

 Scanlan Shorthalt (Critical Role)

 Patsy (Spamalot)

 Nathaniel Kurtzberg (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir)

 Miriam Maisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)

  Mendel Weisenbachfeld (Falsettos)

 KJ (Paper Girls)

 Libby Stein-Torres (The Ghost and Molly Mcgee)

 Noah Puckerman (Glee)

 Motl (Fiddler)

 Otacon (Metal Gear Solid)

 Mabel Rose (Diviners)

 Isidore Latham (Chicago Med)

 Fran Fine (The Nanny)

George Constanza (Seinfeld) 

Greg Focker (Meet the Parents)

Davey Jacobs (Newsies)

 Dr. Alan Strauss (The Patient)

Ansul (Yentl)

Little Ash (When the Angels Left the Old Country)

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us in @thecompetitionshowdowntournament and @ultimate-poll-tournament!! We have such sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!!

[tanakhsexyman]

how did king solomon lose on the "i want to fuck that old man" website

[tanakhsexyman]

vote for us! we're on friday!

THE MOST COMPETITION COMPETITION SHOWDOWN TOURNAMENT!!!!!

(3/1/23)

@meangirlsshowdown VS @hellsite-hungergames @fight-vanilla-extract VS @gotalittletoosilly @noncanongayestbitchestournament VS @qpr-competition @alloacefolkscompetition VS @system-bracket @divorcewars VS @themostpatheticlittleguy @longestanimebracket VS @isthatyouhatsunemiku @epicdivorcemantournament VS @sanriocharacterstournament @mushroom-showdown VS @best-fictional-cat @autismswagsummit VS @angerissuescompeticion

(3/2/23)

@traum-o-rama VS @space-battle-royal @worstcharacterpoll VS @pathetic-babygirl-showdown @i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man VS @mad-scientist-showdown @aroaceswagcompetition VS @the-malewife-ever @eggcrackerbracket VS @transfemswagbracket @powerpolyculeshowdown VS @sopping-wet-beasts-competition mangopudding76@gmail.com VS @animalcrossingboxingmatch @musicotd VS @ocd-swag-tournament @theshipwars VS @l33t-hax0r-tournament @bible-hunger-games VS @asexual-swag-competition @minecraftmobtournament VS @boomerbracket

(3/3/23)

@mcytblrsexymen VS @flagwars @nicejewishcharactershowdown VS @best-toh-charater-tournament @tragicsibsshowdown VS @battle-of-the-watchers @sapphicmilfcontest VS @chuunibyou-showdown @the-worst-of-them-bracket VS @clash-of-the-wizards @cottagecorelesbianbattle VS @magnificent-mlm-matchup @tanakhsexyman VS @catgirlgames VS @physicallydisabledswagtournament @ultimate-poll-tournament VS ME!!!

SORRY IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE AND THEY DIDN'T GET IN. go check @ultimate-poll-tournament for some different picks

i also lost 2 hours of matchups accidentally so. if you want in and you're not already in just dm me i'll add you