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“Don’t get caught with your beard in the litter box!”

- Torb

(I know the jet pack doesn’t make much sense design wise, but JET PACK CAT.)

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I just found an Overwatch hack. Apparently, if you work as a team and stay by the payload, you can actually win. Spread the word. The secret is out. I hope I don’t get banned for this.

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Brigitte seems like the kind of girl who speaks about her cats as if they’re people

Bonus:

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according to the overwatch art book torbjorn was the first male character to be modeled and he was directly used as a reference in every subsequent design so he is Literally the adam of this series, from his loins sprung the creation of man, etc, etc

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Tracer: torb we’re friends, right

Torb: aye

Tracer: great keep that in mind when I say that your daughter is stacked and jacked and i want her to pound me raw

Torb: whät,,,,

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I have a headcanon that, as a kid, #brigitte gave her dad braided pigtails and he just rolled with it ever since. #overwatch #torbjorn #BrigitteLindholm

my twitter here

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speaking as a Symmetra main, y'all do realize we’re now looking at the probability of Brigitte/Torb/Sym team comp, as if double armored Symmetra wasn’t already one of the most terrifying things in Overwatch

There Is No God, Only 400 Health Symmetra

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BRIGITTE

DAD

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freeze tag but its with sleepdarts instead

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Normal brain: torb and rein have fucked before

Enlightened brain: torb and rein and ingrid fuck on the reg

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“I will prove myself!”

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The best take on the new torb lore tbh

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Where's my daughter

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Trans Bastion for you!