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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.
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when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
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Goddess of Ligh Palutena: Kid Icarus game drawing [Artist: Kittew]
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You can have these mugs that say ‘Loser’ on them.
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The tales of xillia squad can and WILL get my uwus forever.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGENT-SCOPE!!
Here’s Ike wishin’ you a great b-day too O(≧∇≦)O
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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
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