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Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy this year. I just found a seasonal revival of Tumblr’s boop feature inside of a Twix bar.
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people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in
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white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:
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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work
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there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you
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Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.
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it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul
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Trick or treat if ya doin' it?
HERE HAVE MY SONA THROW BLUE GUMMY SHARKS THEY REMIND ME OF YOU (might be bc of percy bc you guys share vibes goated afrolatino transfemme punks)
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thank your local trans girl for being alive right now
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**looking at my old harry potter cloak and looks at wirt's cape** FERB I KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY
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The highlight of my Halloween was poseidon getting tortured and no I won't explain
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controversial opinion but unfortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are mean to people, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have secret kind thoughts. fortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are kind in your actions and your words, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have mean thoughts. the power is in working against inner negative thoughts and being a better person despite it. you have the ability to cultivate the person you want to be.
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MY BROTHER SPILLED FUCKING KETCHUP ON MY DR WHO FIT AAAAAAAAAA I NEED A NEW COSTUME NOW :((
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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