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OoOoo… Better beware!!

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Also, I am just going to say it:

If your CEO is so inconsequential to the success of your company that he can be gunned down in the street like a dog and it has absolutely no impact on your company whatsoever, maybe he doesn't actually need to be paid several hundred times as much as your median employee.

Maybe you could get away with, like, ten to fifteen times and spend the extra tens of millions of dollars you save on something else.

Just thinking out loud.

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it cracks me up that tatsu wanted dandadan to strictly have just a girl main character but he eventually caved and was like. fine I’ll put a boy. but I’m taking his balls away.

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my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.

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nosferatu vogueing

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Firestar's nine lives.

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friend of mine was messaging me as he ventured into crystal peak for the first time

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buck carrying the decapitated head of his rival on his antlers

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you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

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could you imagine if cum had pulp

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if you're writing a fantasy novel and you title it something "the (x) of (y)" i think you should go in a big woodchipper and be planted as mulch for a beautiful small ecosystem to flourish from

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Your intensity makes this friendship kinda...

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Why is this the funniest DM I've ever gotten ?