Crashed the Wedding - Calum
A/N: oKAY so I just rewatched Jim and Pamâs wedding from The Office US (if you haven't seen it itâs the best thing ever I laughed and cried so much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9d6b2oyoZE) for the millionth time and I got so much inspiration and as much as Iâm a Michael girl, Calâs been giving me all these feels lately so heRE WE GO
Your wedding day. Itâs supposed to be the happiest day of your life. And while agreeing to spend the rest of your life with 1/4 of the worldâs biggest bands was meant to have itâs ups and downs, youâd never predicted just how crazy life with Calum Hood would get. Especially not five years ago, when youâd started dating the cute boy with good music taste who lived down the street. Yup, you and Calum were the typical high school sweethearts, dating since you were sixteen. Your relationship had withstood multiple long distance periods, while he was off getting his name out there with his best friends and you were stuck in university in Australia, crazy schedules and two world tours. Now, after being engaged for two years and 5sos finally getting a break, youâd decided to tie the knot. Youâd never hidden your relationship, because if thereâs anything dedicated fans are good at itâs finding out information, and the both of your old social media accounts were full of nothing but your relationship. You did wait to announce your engagement, because getting engaged at nineteen wasnât exactly conventional, though itâd been teased. Hello, that line in She Looks So Perfect was pretty accurate. In fact, the world was shocked just yesterday afternoon when your soon-to-be-husband sent out a tweet with no warning or explanation, simply: @Calum5sos: canât believe Iâm getting married to the love of my life tomorrow. @Y/T/N love you baby!
People thought he was joking until this morning when the boys uploaded a picture of them in their tuxes (read: skinny jeans and dress shirts).
And now, standing at the entrance to a little church in your hometown, with your  best friend/maid of honour and bridesmaids, you couldnât believe it was actually happening.
âNervous?â Maddy, whoâs practically your sister, asks and you bite your lip, shaking your head.
âNope. Iâve been waiting for this for two years, I couldnât be more ready.â
âOkay, well, in advance, surprise!â She yells, kissing your cheek before throwing the doors open and what you could only describe as strutting into the church, followed by your giggling, mischievously smiling bridesmaids. Thoroughly confused but excited, you cautiously step in after them, only to burst out laughing. Up on the altar are amps, a drum set, two guitars and a bass, behind four cheekily grinning boys. The whole room is lit up with concert lights and there are no pews, everyoneâs standing. As you make your way down the aisle, white summer dress and white converse and all, an all too familiar tune begins playing on the church organ. Itâs timed perfectly, ending as you step in front of your fiancĂ©.
âCalum Hood, you cannot crash your own wedding.â
âWho said that?!â He grins, dragging you to face the minister. Youâd opted for a shorter ceremony, as neither of you were particularly religious, and after two years were just anxious to get it over with.
âI do.â You say, grinning up Calum in disbelief.
âI do.â He repeats, winking.
âYou may now kiss the bride.â After a thoroughly impressive dip, Calum kisses you sweetly, the both of you giggling the whole time. The traditional music starts up, only to be predictably interrupted by electric guitar as Luke, Michael, Ashton and, would you believe it, Jack Barakat, rush up to the âstageâ. Calum swoops you up, bridal style, just as Luke begins to sing.
âIâm so rushed off my feet, looking for Gordon Street...â
And that is the story of how you got married to Calum Hood, to the sound of Bustedâs Crashed the Wedding. Twitter and tumblr couldnât believe it.
That was super short I know I just got a ton of inspiration and had to write it. Requests are open :)
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They Donât Know - Michael
So this is my first post on this new blog⊠eep. Hope you like it. I had that super old One Direction song in my head while writing this and Iâm not even a that big fan of them but it fit so whatever⊠idk. Also lowkey inspired by Good Girls (that one line is cringy I know I couldnât resist). Flashbacks in italics.
Everyone will say they know about your relationship. The âbad boyâ and the ânerdâ. They just know what theyâve seen and heard. Michael driving you to school and walking you to class, you sometimes wearing his leather jacket, that one time you got detention for being late (âitâs that boyâs bad influence on her, sheâs never been slightly late beforeâ - your chem teacher while shaking his head), you failing a test and being grounded (again, his bad influence, according to your dad). In reality, they knew a fraction of what they thought they did. For example, how you met.
You sighed, looking around nervously before pulling a crumpled packet of marlboro reds from your backpack and pressing one in-between your lips. It was a habit youâd picked up from the stress of studying for finals, your dadâs pressure to get into Harvard and all nighters. Staying late in the library every night had been his idea, and you werenât one to argue. Fumbling in the bottom of your bag for your lighter, you cursed when you realised exactly where it was: in the hoodie pocket youâd used when you had a cigarette outside yesterday before your dad got in from work.
âNeed a light?â You jumped at the unfamiliar voice and looked up to see Michael Clifford offering a lighter matching the current bright red of his hair. The school had long given up telling him not to dye it anymore. Youâd always thought he was pretty cool, if a little irresponsible.
âSure.â You took the lighter and lit the cigarette, taking in a long drag and exhaling in relief. Handing him back the lighter, you offered a smile. âThanks.â
âNo worries, you looked like you needed it.â
âYou can say that again.â
âYou looked like you needed it.â He smirked. Rolling your eyes, you took another drag and watched as he pulled out his own packet and lit up.
âAre you always this annoying?â
âAre you always this annoying?â
âSeriously, what are you, five?â
âSeriously, what are you, five?â You shook your head, laughing.
âYouâre something else, I swear.â
âDonât swear, itâs offensive! Iâll tell on you!â
âOh no, anything but that, please!â You pretended to fake cry.
âCan you keep it down, some people are trying to study. And put those death sticks out, or I will tell on you!â A girl called from inside the library, then slammed the window behind her. It rattled in itâs frame and Michael shushed it, making you laugh even more.
âSo what are you doing out here behind a library, doesnât seem like you?â You asked after a while.
âDonât judge a book by itâs cover, (Y/N), I could be here studying.â He retorted, making you snort. âOkay fine, I was dragged here by Mr Higgins for extra math tutoring. He thinks Iâm in the toilet. What about you, miss goody two shoes, smoking, doesnât seem like you?â
âDonât judge a book by itâs cover, Michael.â You repeated, grinning. âAnd anyway, good girls are bad girls that havenât been caught.â Stubbing out your cigarette, you winked at him before disappearing back inside.
Heâd appeared by your side as you left that evening, offering you a ride home. It beat taking the bus, so you agreed, chatting pleasantly the entire ride to your house. When he pulled up outside, he asked for your number, and you found it hard coming up with reasons to refuse. He began texting you memes within the hour and you knew youâd made the right decision.
One thing people did get right about your relationship, though, was how protective of you he was. Practically the whole school had witnessed it nearly eight months into your relationship.
You stood outside your school, waiting for Michael. He insisted on picking you up, since it was still winter, and so pitch black by the time you finished school at four oâclock. And hey, you werenât going to complain about not having to wait for the bus in the dark and cold, plus getting to see your boyfriend was a bonus. Heâd gotten suspended for refusing to take out his new eyebrow piercing, so you hadnât seen much of him the past week except for five minutes when he drove you home. But tonight was your weekly date night. Your dad hadnât been too happy when youâd told him you had a boyfriend, as it would âimpact your studies negativelyâ, and he was even less thrilled when you introduced him to Michael, not liking his appearance or grades in the slightest. After a few âloud discussionsâ though, heâd come to accept it. You had a strict curfew of six that he extended by an hour every Wednesday, and youâd never broken it (at least not that he knew of). Youâd been texting Michael all day, and were honestly so excited for the new chocolate fudge sundae from the ice cream place in town. Skipping one or two study sessions wouldnât hurt.
âI bet your boyfriend thinks heâs so badass, doesnât he?â You raised an eyebrow as you turned to see one of the douchey guys from your english class, Josh. He was popular and pretty much a fuckboy. He was also butthurt because Michael had called him out in class last week for calling a girl a slut, and then given him a black eye when he confronted him when he came to pick you up yesterday.
âIf youâre talking about him kicking your ass, you deserved it.â You said, turning back around, only to be stopped by a hand on your shoulder.
âOoh, kittyâs got claws.â
âYeah, and Iâm about to claw your eyes out if you donât let go of me and fuck off.â
âOh, come on sweetheart, I was just playing.â He raised his hands in mock surrender. You shot him a tight smile and spun around to see Michael, leaning against the hood of his car, smirking. He walked over and wrapped an arm around your waist, kissing your cheek in greeting.
âHey love, good day?â
âNot too bad, relieved that itâs over though.â You smiled.
âAh cool, this asswipeâs not bothering you, is he?â
âShe threatened me!â Josh exclaimed. âI was just asking her a question and the little sl-â
âIf youâre looking for a black eye to match the first one, finish that sentence, I dare you.â Michaelâs tone hardened as he glared at Josh.
âWhat? The little slut threatened me?â The asshole smirked, reaching over to brush your hair behind your ear. The next thing you knew he was being held against the wall by his collar.
âDonât fucking touch her. I know youâre not exactly the smartest, but trying to get to me through her is probably the stupidest thing youâve done yet.â Michael growled. By now a crowd had gathered around the three of you, attracting the attention of a couple of teachers.
âMr Clifford! Let go of him this instant!â
âMikey, câmon, heâs not worth it.â You pleaded, not wanting him to get suspended for longer than he already was. Michael sighed and dropped Josh to the floor. He turned around and reached for your hand, only to freeze when he spoke again.
âYeah, Mikey, your little slut needs attention.â Needless to say, Josh ended up with a second black eye and you spent the next two hours sitting outside the principalâs office. The ice cream place closed at five.
âIâm sorry, love. I know you wanted to go to that ice cream place tonight. We can go Saturday, I promise. Are you okay?â Michael said, squeezing your hand as you sat on the uncomfortable plastic chairs.
âIâm fine, just annoyed that Iâm gonna have to wash my hair again, I only washed it this morning. Or maybe I should just bleach it like yours instead?â He was giggling until he was called into the office.
âI really am sorry.â Michael said as you walked out to his car at half six.
âHey, itâs okay. That was so boring though, I need a cig. Plus, we still have time to make out in the backseat of your car.â
âFuck, I love you.â
Badass. That was pretty much everyoneâs view of Michael. They didnât know how sweet he could be, or how much of a dork he was.
âOkay, you can open your eyes.â Michael removed the beanie from over the top half of your face (you didnât have the heart to tell him you could see through it the entire time). You were in his bedroom/basement, and you had to give him credit, it looked amazing. Fairy lights were strung all about the room, and there was a very inviting blanket fort in the middle of the room, over the small sofa, facing the TV. On further inspection, you saw pizza, a tub of your favourite ice cream, and a bunch of movies inside the fort. âHappy anniversary, love.â
âMikey, this awesome!â You exclaimed, running to get comfortable.
âReally?â He asked, crawling in next to you. You knew he was slightly insecure that he couldnât take you out to some fancy restaurant for your second anniversary, his job in this alternate coffee shop wasnât the best pay. But you couldnât care less, this was thoughtful and adorable and way more fun than sitting in some posh restaurant all night.
âYes!â You giggled, proceeding to tell him all the reasons why this is the best kind of date. Plus, it was Saturday, so you had all day to yourselves. Most of that day may or may not have been spent feeding each other pizza and making out.
Deadpool had just finished, and you were having a hard time staying awake. It was half five, and you were just so warm and comfortable wrapped up in Michaelâs arms as he played with your hair and dropped kisses onto your forehead. Surely you could nap for a little bit? Michael would wake you up when he had to drop you home.
Bad decision. You shot up at 6am and, after checking your phone, panicked. âFuck, fuck, fuck! Mikey, get up!â You shook your boyfriend. Normally, his adorable, sleepy face would melt you, but right now you were too panicked by the missed calls and texts waiting for you. âMichael!â
âW-What?â He yawned, sitting up. âWhatâs wrong, love?â
âWhatâs wrong is that we fell asleep and I was supposed to be home twelve hours ago!â He perked up, suddenly much more awake.
âShit.â
âShit is right. Iâm gonna die. My dadâs gonna kill me. It was nice knowing you.â
âHey, hey.â Michael wrapped his arms around you, seeing tears in your eyes. âThis is the first time youâve ever been late. Text him now and explain, Iâll drive you home and we can talk to him. Itâs gonna be alright, Iâm gonna be right there with you the whole time, love, I promise. Câmon, deep breaths.â
âOkay, yeah. Heâll understand, right?â You sighed, and Michael nodded, kissing you softly.
âLetâs go.â
Turns out you had nothing to worry about. Sure, your dad was initially angry, but after you explained (and nearly cried), he calmed down, and just told you not to let it happen again. Which is why youâre currently biting your lip, debating on whether to sneak out and see Michael on a school night when youâve got an exam tomorrow. Itâs not the first time youâve done it, and youâve never been caught, but this exam is a really big deal. Sure, your place at Harvard, still your dream school, is pretty much secured for September, but this is in the thing youâre going to be minoring in (your major is chemistry upon your dadâs request), your true passion, art. A text comes through, jolting you out of your reminiscing.
from: mikey â„
I know youâve got your art exam in the morning, but that stuff comes naturally to you. Itâs why you should be majoring in it, love. You donât need to study for something youâre already amazing at.
Fuck it, you think, grabbing a hoodie (Michaelâs) and some sneakers. Even after two and a half years, you never were good at saying no to him. Climbing out of your window and down the conveniently placed tree, you jog over to Michaelâs car and jump in.
âHey, love.â He greets you with a kiss and you giggle.
âJust drive, Mikey.â
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