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do you guys ever think about dying? ✨

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cant two kings just live in harmony?

maybe kiss a little?

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love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

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feeling greatly outnumbered in my principled (read: spiteful) stand against paid subscriptions

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i'm a taylor swift centrist. she makes perfectly tolerable pop music that i can't imagine really getting into. dunno what it is about her that makes so many people go insane

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Patreon | Ko-Fi

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i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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oh! I have to tell you guys a great story one of my professors told me. So he has a friend who is involved in these Shakespeare outreach programs where they try to bring Shakespeare and live theatre to poor and underprivileged groups and teach them about English literature and performing arts and such. On one of their tours they stopped at a young offenders institute for women and they put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet for a group of 16-17 year old girls. It was all going really well and the girls were enjoying and laughing through the first half - because really, the first half is pretty much a comedy - but as the play went on, things started to get quiet. Real quiet. Then it got up to the suicide scene and mutterings broke out and all the girls were nudging each other and looking distressed, and as this teacher observed them, he realised - they didn’t know how the play ended. These girls had never been exposed to the story of Romeo and Juliet before, something which he thought was impossible given how ubiquitous it is in our culture. I mean, the prologue even gives the ending away, but of course it doesn’t specify exactly how the whole “take their life” thing goes down, so these poor girls had no idea what to expect and were sitting there clinging to hope that Romeo would maybe sit down for a damn minute instead of murdering Paris and chugging poison - but BAM he died and they all cried out - and then Juliet WOKE UP and they SCREAMED and by the end of the play they were so upset that a brawl nearly broke out, and that’s the story of how Shakespeare nearly started a riot at a juvenile detention centre

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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Not to be dramatic but I'd die for this cat

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dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

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shoutout to that one scene in ffxvi that's like "woah he's bisexual I didn't know that!" "woah he's a monsterfucker I didn't know that!" "NO NO NO NO NO NO"

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THERE ARE MORE IMAGES OF THE TWO OF THEM???