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WOOOO MENS TITS

I lost my fuckin Shirt and I fully blame Theo

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id buy it. idc

Hooded Mergansers look like total assholes. There. I said it.

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nooo be nice to him he just looks stupid

Hooded Mergansers look like total assholes. There. I said it.

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hang on i need to google something

Hooded Mergansers look like total assholes. There. I said it.

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wild magic surge incident 1 man covered in grease 1 man heavily embarrassed

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and u are so real for that queen. as is your right

they tell me to roll acrobatics the way i be dodging questions

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thank you for the offer but i already have one that won’t explode in a week

where exactly do u live again ?

my cell tower exploded again :/

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erm. what. are u ok ?? does this happen often ??

my cell tower exploded again :/

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uhh i mean those spooky monsters (zombies, ghosts, skeletons, vampires) are like the kinda basic ones but ppl dress up as pretty much whatever. you also usually see a lot of ppl dressed up as popular characters from movies and stuff that came out that year. tassos and i are gonna be isabelle and tom nook from. shit you don’t know about animal crossing. erm it’s a video game. fuck you probably don’t have those either. uhhhhh

stares at the calendar… stares at tassos valor and zayis’s empty seats in class… if these fuckers don’t make it back in time for halloween i’m personally taking it up w the mvda istg

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*shaking* how tf do y’all not have halloween

it’s like. kids dress up in costumes and go door to door and ask ppl for candy. and everything’s spooky. like there’s pumpkins and ghosts and skeletons and stuff and supposedly the veil thins and it’s easier for spirits to make contact w the living world. but mainly the candy thing

stares at the calendar… stares at tassos valor and zayis’s empty seats in class… if these fuckers don’t make it back in time for halloween i’m personally taking it up w the mvda istg

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stares at the calendar… stares at tassos valor and zayis’s empty seats in class… if these fuckers don’t make it back in time for halloween i’m personally taking it up w the mvda istg

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@bugfreakgirl this you?

beetle table <3 maple, white oak, walnut

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erm. you be tall?

they call me beetle because i be. um. tole?

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make that 2 distraught :(

breaking news worm dead on pavement :( 1 killed 1 distraught

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>name “beetle” >cat

make it make sense

concept of family names is so peculiar. "what's your last name" bro i am just a little bug

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fey guy w a last name here. simply could not be me i am built different

concept of family names is so peculiar. "what's your last name" bro i am just a little bug

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roleplay blog for gods favorite npc

this is an rp blog for one of the characters i play in my dnd campaign! it takes place in the world of oblivion, where the party travels across the multiverse to solve peoples problems (and also try to figure out their own.) this blog belongs to machkiel silvertongue, a tiefling wild mage and their close friend from back home! we love this guy <3

i will post both in and out of character! #wild magic surge is the tag for in character post, and #hand of god is the tag for ooc posts!

feel free to send asks! they will be answered in character unless you specify otherwise or ask a question that is clearly not directed at mac.

other character blogs:

@g04t-b0y (tassos), @bugfreakgirl (beetle)