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Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It

the sad part is that this is real

the *best part is that this is real

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Soviet Space Propaganda Posters from Retronaut.

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Dude, boxcon 2012.  A most excellent time was had by all.

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WHY DON'T I OWN THIS!

The interactive Periodic Table of Swearing

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If you're a Homesuck reblog this because I wanna follow more o' you.

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Dear Internet,

HOW WOULD I LIIIIIVE WITHOOOUT YOOOOOOOOOUUUU

HOW DO I BREEEEATHE WITHOOOUT YOOOOOOOOOUUU

IF YOU EEEVERR GO

HOW DO I EEEEVERR.

EVER SURVIIIIIIIIIIIVE.

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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you who you'd be from one of your fandoms.

emilyprime:

YES PLEASE

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God yes

do you ever just watch someone on your dash and think about how much you want to be their friend but instead continue to lurk shyly and watch their every post

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Made by the same people who did the quiet place.

The last time they made one it was great.

This is incredible.

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This......MOTHER FUCKING THIS!!!

Cherry Lips (go Baby Go!) by Garbage on Grooveshark

With your cherry lips and golden curls You could make grown men gasp When you’d go walking past them In your hot pants and high heels They could not believe That such a body was for real It seemed like rainbows would appear Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear Because you looked just like a girl Your baby blues would flash And suddenly a spell was cast

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Shoooosh, that would be ruining the surprise my dear.  We wouldn't want that now would we ; )

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Well than, if I may be so bold as to ask.  Might we join each other in a celebration of fine liquor and soft flesh tonight?  Then and only then may we put this debatable question of textures to bed.

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I'm quite sure it is my deal lady.  I shall know for myslef soon enough.

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It is a long and tangled web of stories, but i shall be concise.  In my place of residence, I am the foremost authority on all things arcane and mythological.  This has brought me some recognition within my respected field, hence I have been summoned to this humble hamlet to shed light upon a series of events.  Some quite similar to those you might read of within H.P. Lovecraft.  The dilemma is this, continue on into certain madness (but also certain adventure) or decline and choose the more commonly paved path and retire to my estate.  

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It is quite nice to meet a gentleman of your caliber.

What are you up to today if i may ask? 

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Please do, not so often do men of our vernacular understanding have such a chance.  As of the moment, I am up to my neck (quite literally i might add) in a quite puzzling predicament.  I am stuck at a crossroads as it were and have yet to make a decision. 

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Ah a man with a fine vocabulary i see.

Absolutely brilliant its nice to meet you.

My name is jake english. 

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To me honest, i might just be flirting with you...you'll never know though, ha.  As for your facial skin tone, it is a pleasing sight to imagine.  Definitely need to see it in person eventually.  Would you do me that honor?