tailless-whale
tailless-whale
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tailless-whale · 7 minutes ago
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Este vídeo es importante:
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tailless-whale · 7 minutes ago
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Unmute !
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tailless-whale · 7 minutes ago
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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️
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tailless-whale · 7 minutes ago
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A guy in an entomology group I'm in got a confirmed brown recluse bite because he felt something tickle his neck and brushed it off, accidentally mashing the spider against his skin. This is how almost all recluse bites happen since they're very very unaggressive. Anyway the bite was just a small nasty spot that cleared up on its own, but his hands and feet swelled up really bad. Then when the swelling went back down, all his calluses were loose and just fell right off leaving his hands and feet like brand new???????????
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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didn't know people were this stupid. "I don't want the government filing my taxes" who do you think is taxing you, moron? is it really this easy to get conservatives on board with wasting their money for turbotax? lmfao
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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you are addicted to showering, please develop a more healthy relationship to showers where you take breaks for atleast a month inbetween use
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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“Kill shelters” are the shelters you need to donate to.
“But shrimp!! Kill shelters are evil!!”
No, shut up, listen to me for a second.
“Kill shelter” is a colloquial term used primarily for Town/City (aka municipal) shelters that rely on incredibly limited government grant funding to operate.
These shelters, by the very nature of their existence, DO NOT HAVE the funds to operate like private rescues do.
On top of this, they’re also *legally required* to take in ANY animal that comes to them. Even if they’re full. Or they’ll lose all of their funding.
This is what leads them to needing to euthanize for space. Is euthanizing for space sad? Yes. But due to the current crisis, it’s also NECESSARY.
These shelters are constantly overfull. They’re STRUGGLING. They don’t have the funds to operate properly. And yet these municipal, government funded, struggling shelters are the same ones that are most likely to be providing care for owned animals in the community
Municipal (“kill”) shelters are the ones hosting low cost spay and neuter clinics. They’re the ones discounting vaccination appointments and microchipping. They’re the ones that have pet food banks so struggling pet owners can feed their pets that week.
These shelters are not evil. They’re doing the absolute best they can with the bare minimum funding they get.
These people are incredibly resourceful and care very deeply about the animals in their care. It breaks their heart every time they have to euthanize an animal that couldn’t get adopted.
These underfunded shelters need your money significantly more than that fancy private rescue you see on TikTok or instagram that has a beautiful facility and has never had to euthanize an animal ever.
Support your local shelters and they will give back to the community thousand fold.
Sincerely, an animal welfare student who’s tired of seeing the hardest working professionals shat on because of circumstances they can’t control.
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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Illinois released all of the rejected applicants for the new state flag design contest, and I love so many of these that I have to share them lol.
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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they call me the bi guy on account of the fact that i am bisexual
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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I am right about things you have never even heard of.
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tailless-whale · 1 hour ago
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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*
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