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Took a pic of the sunrise out my office window and the interior lights made some cool reflections
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I was transed by the eye-witness book about mummies.
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google photos is so funny. three years since fish in da sink
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dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler
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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that
[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]
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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.
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Goodbye second moon! I hope you enjoyed your stay 🥰
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If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.
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i think if boys started creating garage bands again instead of podcasts that we would start to heal as a society
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