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happy three months to the greatest love story of all time it is never ever going to feel real
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happy november 5th it’s been like this for the past year
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rest in piece andy gallagher i hope you’re taking huge bong rips and having crazy gay sex in heaven i miss you king every day
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if sam was a girl she would be bella swan
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Everyday I wake up and remember when Jensen Ackles played a bi man in a poly relationship with a guy named Cass played by Patrick Dempsey (aka the actual Dr Sexy) and I think maybe the universe Does have a plan for us all
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love how sam is a like christianity fangirl and hes like omggggg the angelss of COURSE theyre reall and hes like totally fangirl girlgasming over there kicking his feet praying to jesus or whatever with his purple fluffy glitter gel pen and going to bed thinking about christ and heaven or whatever the jesus fandom thinks of. and then he meets cas and hes like omg hiiii girl- Cas Voice. Hi Stupid Blood Slut. Cease activities . Kill Yourself Or Ill Do It For You. Bye. I am going to have Gay Freak Sex with your Brother (walks a foot away and stands and stares into deans eyes in the corner unmoving)
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“good omens leak” as if castiel didn’t do it first in the walmart parking lot in every destiel fic
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cas, on all fours, chewing on the righteous man in the corner:
the angelic host: seraph castiel what is in your mouth
cas, chewing faster:
the host, rushing to get the angelic lobotomy drill: we said WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH
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by this time next week kendall will die in a vampire juggalo barn accident
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