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Today on things Bohrok have literally no reason to own or complain about: My fridge is broken.

It will not stop making noise. It's making a noise worse than Kohrak-Kal while failing to do the duties of a normal Kohrak.

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I'm too lazy to make a second Tahnok Tuesday post. Sorry.

It's Tahnok Tuesday!

Oh hey, I actually remembered.

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FRIEND!

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Happy 810nicle Day! Here is my swag. Apparently these Kanohi are special? I have no idea. I can't even wear masks, how would I know?

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The great thing about being the Bohrok-Kal of Electricity is that I never need to charge my phone.

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With the Great Spirit Robot broken beyond repair, you Matoran (and Agori, I guess) do realize that you now have a reprogrammable army of mechanical monsters at your fingertips, yes?

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Me: *shows friend a picture of my broken Bohrok foot* Friend: my man's gonna need a bionicane Me: *whimpers*

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It's ok, I found some spare parts. Just feeling old and embarrassed right now. Gonna just be a ball for a bit so I don't break anything else.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That will fucking teach me to fucking be 21 fucking years old!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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It's Tahnok Tuesday!

Oh hey, I actually remembered.

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Gen2 Bionicle would have been way better if it had proper Bohrok.

Skull spiders are a pitiful excuse.

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I thought letting Kohrak do karaoke would be okay.

I was wrong.

Very wrong.

Thank heavens there's no Toa of Sonics around here. Or people around to make noise complaints. Or people with eardrums.

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The more I think about it, the more I realize I'm the weakest of the Bohrok-Kal. Sure, electricity is pretty neat, but I'm comparing that to the ability to make things disintegrate using vibrations (sonics), the power to melt pretty much anything (plasma), the strength to screw everything up because everyone's made of metal (magnetism), the ability to manipulate gravity itself and IMPLOSIONS!

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Lehvak-Kal is sad that vacuum isn't considered a proper element.

He is considering renaming his element to 'explosions'.

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"But Tahnok-Kal, why are you only NOW noticing this random Bionicle trivia?"

I literally live in a cave posting Bohrok-related nonsense. How am I supposed to notice?

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Why are Ce-Matoran/Toa/Turaga blue as well?

Should have been pink. Like brains. Or, like, any other colour apart from blue.

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Okay so I think I now know what that shiny gold mask is.

It's an Olmak.