#~​oh nooo wolves scary!~ STFU jfc.

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Suuuuuper annoyed with all these sad sack deer hunters who think that wolves are to blame for our bad deer harvest (and not, you know, the last two epic fucking monster winters 🙄) therefore we need to HUNT THEMM, but I’m particularly salty today bc it’s brought up a lot of pearl clutching in the regional homesteaders fb group. “How you do you even feel safe walking across your yards?? I have three small children!!”

Well DON’T LIVE IN THE WOODS THEN!

The irony is I’ve been charged by a mama bear. I’ve been stalked by a mountain lion. I’ve been charged by a gd bull moose. And NOTHING has caused me more actual physical harm than the goddamned Lyme I got from my own damned yard.