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Junpei: You think its easy to be me? You think its easy to get up every. single. day. and be an industrial grade dumbass? Well its not. But that's what I do. And I'll never stop.

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"Just like old times, Eh, Sigma? Don't shoot me tho!"

-Phi(ZTD)

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Junpei: If Akane wasn't in my life, I would not be here tonight.

Carlos: Awwwww.

Junpei: No, because I'm stupid. She has to tell me where to go all the time.

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"You think people make their own choices? No. People think they make choices. They think they're gonna steer right, or steer left, but they didn't build the roads. The big choices already got made for them a long time ago."

-Zero II

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Akane: Stop! *shows ID* I’m from Crash Keys!

Junpei: Stop! *shows ID* Seven Detective Agency!

Carlos: Stop! *shows ID* Carson City Fire Department!

Junpei: … In the future, maybe you should go first.

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Junpei: You’ll be killed.

Akane: Wouldn’t be the first time.

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Carlos: I was put into this experiment with a beautiful exotic lady.

Akane: I’m not exotic, I’m Asian. There are more of us than there are of you. So, statistically, you’re the exotic one.

Carlos: Wait, what?

Junpei: You heard the statistically average lady!

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Sean: You were smiling! The last thing I saw before I bled out and died was your smug, evil grin!

Eric: I was happy to see you! That’s just how I look when I smile, smug and evil!

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Akane: Stop! *shows ID* I'm from Crash Keys!

Junpei: Stop! *shows ID* Seven Detective Agency!

Carlos: Stop! *shows ID* Carson City Fire Department!

Junpei: ... In the future, maybe you should go first.

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"Mira has the most successful relationship out of anyone I know. With a wonderful man. Which is, honestly, still a mystery to me. Was it a hypnosis accident or something? Like, they put Eric under and made him fall in love with Mira and just never said the magic word to snap him out of it? Like, if I say 'nutmeg' will he just wake up screaming?"

-Carlos

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June: You can't follow me into fire!

Junpei: Then don't run into fire!

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Junpei: ...I killed him. I killed him...

Akane: Give me the gun. No you didn't, alright? *shoots body* See? I killed him.

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Akane: How’s the project going?

Sigma: I don’t know. I’m shooting swords into space using a gun so that’s good.

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“Great! Who are we killing? I don’t kill kids, that’s a rule. But! That rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.”

– Mira