#zoro the stinky gremlin

[dearobinchwan]

Now that Oda confirmed Zoro is a stinky gremlin, I'm pretty sure Zoro only buys those 13-in-1 shampoo.

[cherryblossom-chopper]

Monster trio (+whoever else) with a gremlin S/O!

They like to pinch and bite them:)

Luffy

Gremlin One, meet Gremlin Two. If you bite him, he’s going to bite you back. I think Luffy kind of has kitten teeth. His teeth are just a bit too sharp and he bites a little bit too hard. Of course he never means to harm you, he’s just a little gremlin who requires your attention. He’s so clingy and will do nearly anything to get your attention. He’ll lick your face if he has too. Anything you can do, he will do tenfold.

Sanji

Sanji is a little freaked out at first by the biting and pinching and the closeness, but he comes to find it cute. Usually you won’t need to be such a little gremlin, because Sanji showers you with affection. Any time he ignores you there's a good reason; cooking, fighting with Zoro, cleaning etc. He does a pretty good job of staving off your stinky behavior. Maybe you just need to ramp it up a bit.

Zoro

Zoro is the least equipped to deal with this. He doesn’t know what the hell he’s suppose to do when you bite him. Are you upset with him? Did he do something wrong? Why are you being a little bastard? He does enjoy it when you clamber all over him though, that way he doesn’t have to go out of his way to give you attention. Zoro does eventually get used to it and doesn’t mind it. He just hates it when you wake him up by pouncing on him.

[iamapoopmuffin]

Hey so my wife and I have taken to referring to various characters in One Piece by nicknames (as we did in a bunch of other anime) but today I think it would be fun to list the nicknames and not include who they refer to and let you guys just fuckin guess who they’re meant to be. For names listed as ‘used repeatedly’ you only need to guess one person but bonus points if you guess two. There will be prizes. Good luck.

Alligator

Big Karen

Big Tiddy Goth GF

Bitchass

Blackbeard's Dignified Gay (used repeatedly)

Bowling Pin Man

Brooklynn

BTEC Flesh Brook

BTEC Zoro

Captain America

Chimney Brush Head

Cowboy Ichiya

Crack Santa

Cuntass

Deliora

Dominatrix

Dr Shukaku

Dumptruck Ass

Eggman

Enki

Goth Mermaid

Gremlin Child (used repeatedly)

Fat Arlong

Hoeass

Ichiya

Jesus

Mr Sandman

Old Man Waluigi

Peter Pan

Pikachu (used repeatedly)

Pimp ass motherfucker

Piss Man, Lord of the Piss

Private

Slutty Doctor

Stinky Sperm Donor

Stretch Armstrong

Stupid Horny Bastard

The Count

The Goodest Boy

The Sex Offender

Uno

Waluigi

Zoidberg