#zombirdie

[imanarchive]

zombirdie replied to your post: @fortcvolontc @zombirdie i know i’m r00d peter x...

let bobbi science @ marvel

[inccndiary-a]

[00:45:38] daddy kink™: imagine how much worse aos would be on the cw [00:45:45] daddy kink™: im having nightmares [00:45:48] smoll bean: disshuihsui [00:45:52] smoll bean: dont start [00:45:56] daddy kink™: they would have made skyeward a thng [00:45:59] daddy kink™: like a full thing [00:46:14] smoll bean: bobbi and hunter would have gotten their stupid spinoff [00:46:34] daddy kink™: they wouldn't have given my son a redemption arc but instead they would have just put him with skye and said everything was forgiven [00:46:41] daddy kink™: Coulson would be the main character [00:46:42] smoll bean: ^ [00:46:58] daddy kink™: mack would get fucked over even more [00:46:59] smoll bean: mack and trip would have one scene every 5 episodes [00:47:40] daddy kink™: there would be even more queerbaiting [00:47:46] smoll bean: ^ [00:47:56] daddy kink™: may would have been killed [00:47:57] daddy kink™: and jemma [00:48:05] daddy kink™: daisy too probably [00:48:15] smoll bean: tRUE [00:48:23] daddy kink™: they probably would have temp killed bobbi in s2 [00:48:49] smoll bean: she'd be the sara lance of aos [00:49:25] daddy kink™: if they let daisy stay as the lead her character would be about her love interests and she'd have no identity without them [00:49:29] smoll bean: every ep would end w coulson and fitz saving everyone [00:49:54] daddy kink™: s4 would have been daisy crying about Lincoln for 21 eps and then fucking Robbie in the last one [00:49:57] smoll bean: so daisy would have been bobbi in s2 & 3? [00:50:28] daddy kink™: bobbi would only be seen with hunter [00:50:35] daddy kink™: no other scenes just with hunter [00:50:49] smoll bean: so bobbi would be bobbi in the show already? [00:50:59] daddy kink™: aos bobbi but worse [00:51:18] daddy kink™: at least she had a scene with mack and jemma once [00:51:25] daddy kink™: none of that on abc [00:51:28] daddy kink™: only hunter [00:51:32] smoll bean: bobbi and daisy would have their superhero names teased but then two random people would take the names instead [00:51:48] daddy kink™: all the womens costumes would be 5x less practical and 10x more revealing

happy halloween yall enjoy this nightmare 

[ladyblackhwkmoved-blog]

@zombirdie

    “I feel like ya should be part of the Birds of Prey, wha’ with the badassery an’ bird name. Ya’d get along great.”

[spidcrboy]

🕷️ @zombirdie liked for a lyrical one liner ↳ alone together // fall out boy

        ❝ I’ll check in tomorrow, if I don’t wake up DEAD. ❞

[walkingmiraclc]

           “getting hurt like that ---- you accept the scars, eventually. it can take years but you’ll stop noticing them.”  // closed, @zombirdie

[brash-bird]

zombirdie’s protector

[makochosena]

these people amaze me to no ends: @queenofmean / @spookyrebekah / @diedsaving / @tofindthemall / @earthgcardian / @raajasii / @pelagaios / @servinglies / @timewantstohappen / @drexm-eater / @zombirdie / @bravewitch / @notimminent / @dakotamom / @soulofsea / @soulhcart / @schimaere / @heartsevered / @heartradiates / @featheredsteps / @ressolv / @lesspissed / @seawilled / @perzysdaria / @bookout / @cocksalute / @sn0wdrift / @spnlli / @intothewildsea / @emborn / @thcirlegacies

[redlikecherrywine]

Starring Bobbi Morse as The Ex-Wife               ( morsed / currently zombirdie ) Written by Casey

Starring Clint Barton as The Idiot aka Hawkeye                ( imanavenger ) Written by Vic

Starring Natasha Romanoff as The Work Wife                ( fortcvolontc / a mulitmuse ) Written by Pascale

[frcstkissed-blog]

Yep. Ok. I hate that I have to do this AGAIN, but given my extended absence, I’m going to have to drop all threads with the exceptions of the ones held with the following users:

@o188 // @freezerbvrnt

@zombirdie

@colonelwhizbang

Yeah, yeah. I know, I’m The Worst. Please understand that this really isn’t something I wanted to do... I’m just trying not to be overwhelmed, you know? I promise it’s nothing against the people I dropped threads with.

[imanarchive]

[ ship meme: Clint and Bobbi!]

Ship Meme / Send a ship; Hella Accepting!

001. .   .   .   kills the spider

Both. Clint murders them and Bobbi just gets rid of them in any way.

002. .   .   .   proposed

Bobbi did! Bobbi placed the idea in Clint’s head. Although Clint would definitely repropose properly eventually, maybe.

003.  .   .   .   kissed the other first

Bobbi. I think Bobbi did / would have. 

004.  .   .   .   initiates things

Clint! Although it becomes Bobbi after they break up a few times

005.  .   .   .   would leave the other

Bobbi. Even though, it’s seen as and Jessica Drew said that Clint was the one who left Bobbi,  actually believe it was Bobbi and she’d do it again ( with good reason ). Clint expects or believes she could leave him very easily.

006.  .   .   .   is more jealous

Clint for sure!

007.  .   .   .   is lazier

Clint, although he’d not as lazy as people thinks he is. He does do chores and nice things for Bobbi, but when he can he just wants to lay back ( usually with Bobbi )

008.  .   .   .   sends weird texts at 3 AM

Clint! Bobbi will get the weirdest shit from him when he’s having late night thoughts and panics. 

009.   .   .   .  is more experienced

Mhm, bedroom wise? Maybe Clint. But otherwise, I think they are both equally experienced

010.   .   .   .  said i love you first

Clint definitely said it first!

[inccndiary-a]

       “i’m not -- okay. maybe i’m a little high -- but a duck bit me!! i was just giving it a fry bobs.”  // m.r, @zombirdie

[morseda-blog]

morsed is zombirdie for october ! will be tracking both morsed and zombirdie !

[brash-bird]

zombie birdie... aka zombirdie! 🧟‍♀️

[imanarchive]

zombirdie replied to your post: zombirdie replied to your post : ...

umh idk how i feel about whats been going on w either of them so @ marvel let them b E PLEASE

i mean besides the weird peter x bobbi, at least bobbi’s looking cute, with a new job and apartment

[inccndiary-a]

           “keep ignoring me && i’m just gonna finger gun more aggressively.”   // m.r, @zombirdie

[imanarchive]

“Oh this is all my fault. If only I had gotten here sooner.”

Disney Heroines’ Quotes; Accepting Memes!

   “Hey, uh, Birdie? You alright or something? First sign of losing it is talking to yourself, and you’re doing that right now. What’s your fault or not your fault? You’ve got that tone that says it might not be your fault.” Clint’s concerned about her and then concerned about whatever is going on. Did he do something? Is there something that’s his fault and Bobbi’s taking slack for it or what? “Did I do something?” Bad question to ask. “What’s happening?”