#zombie carnis au

[just-call-mefr1es]

because i was gone for a while and i havent writen for the fic in a while here have a doodle i drewdled a while sgo for the cooks™️🤕🤕

il work on the fic now pooks💔💔 @sum-katpiss @meepmoopweeeeeeeeeee

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

[TEEN AU] KND Villains Status

Finally! I present you the complete list of all KND villains (courtesy of the KND Wikia) and their current status in the Teen AU!

The statuses are the following:

❤️In Operation 🧡Given Up/Moved On 💛Retired 💚Change of Heart/Sides 💙Decommissioned 💜Deceased 🖤Unknown 🤍Replaced with new members/generation 🤎Still a menace

Let's go!!!

DCFDTL

Delightful Children From Down The Lane ❤️

Father🖤🤎

Grandfather 💙

Teenagers (now adults)

Cree Lincoln 🖤🤎

Chad Dickson 💚

Chuckie Cavallaro 🧡

Stacey 🧡💚

Teen Tornado 💛

The Steve ❤️🤎

Adult Supervillains

Al Sugarh 🧡

Bag-Headed Cashier ❤️

Bucket-Headed Usher 🧡

Cafe Employee 💚

Carny ❤️

Chef Pierre ❤️

Chester ❤️

Chewy and Gooey ❤️

Coach Wetterhahn ❤️

Common Cold ❤️ (let's be real, he's never going away)

Count Spankulot ❤️

Crazy Old Cat Lady 💛🤎

Cuppa Joe ❤️ (on the edge of giving up because of Nigel)

Dodgeball Wizard 💛

Farmer 💛

Gramma Stuffum ❤️

Grandma Lydia 💛🤎

Knightbrace ❤️

Madam Margaret 💜

Mega Mom & Destructo Dad 💛💚

Miss Goodwall 💜

Mr. Boss ❤️

Mr. Fizz ❤️

Mr. Frybingle 💛

Mr. Mogul 🖤

Mr. Wink & Mr. Fibb ❤️

Mr. Washer 💛

Nogoodnik 🧡💚

Nurse Claiborne ❤️

Nurse Jumbo 💛💚

Potty Mouth ❤️

Principal Sauerbraten ❤️

Principal Smelling 💛

Professor Bob 🖤

Professor Triple-Extra Large ❤️

Robin Food ❤️

Soccer Mom ❤️

Stickybeard ❤️

The Big Idea 🧡💚

The Great Puttinski ❤️

The Iguana 🖤

The Sheep Costume 🖤

Toiletnator ❤️

Truck Driver 💛🤎

Child VIllains

Baby Jackson 🧡💚

Ernest ❤️

Heinrich Von Marzipan 💛💚

Interesting Twins From Beneath The Mountain 💙

Jerry Rassic 💙

King Sandy 🖤

Margie 💙

Mushi Sanban ❤️

Negative Numbuh 4 ❤️

Numbuh 12 🖤

Numbuh 206 🖤

Numbuh 48 Flavors 💙

President Jimmy 🧡

Rowdy Hooligans From Across the Square ❤️(💙) 🤍

The Big Badolescent 💛🤎

Valerie 💙

Windsor ❤️

Willard Wallace 🧡

Groups and Organizations

Angry History Teachers 💛🤍

Ankle-Biters 🤍🤎

Candy Pirates ❤️

Cheese Ninjas 🧡

Clownarelli Family 🧡🤎

Couch Daves ❤️

Faculty 4 💛

Father's Ninja Army ❤️(💙)🤍

Gramma Stuffum's Food Army ❤️🤍

Hall Squad ❤️🤍

Ice Cream Men ❤️🤍

Knights of the Round Towel 🧡💚

Licorice Pirates 💚🤎

Nerd Zombies 🤍🤎

Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters ❤️🤍

Preferred Villains Club ❤️

Professors ❤️🤍

Senior Citizen Squad 💛(💜)🤍🤎

Six-Gum Gang 🧡(💙)

Soda, Snacks and Treats Commission 🤍🤎

Spank-Happy Vampire Army 🖤

St. Rita's Preparatory School ❤️🤍

Teen Ninja Army ❤️🤍

The Bullies ❤️🤍

The Proper Patrol 💛🤎

[im-immortal]

Carnival Games by SquishyCool [ artwork by @paperdollgirl​ ]

They came up to a booth at the very end of the lane, its walls laden with stuffed animals and cartoon posters. An older man in ripped jeans and a white wife beater stood against the wall behind the counter, a cigarette in his mouth and his bare, muscly arms crossed over his chest. When the girls approached, he raised his head to acknowledge them and took the cigarette from his mouth, tossing it to the ground and stomping it out as he exhaled a cloud of smoke.

"Evenin'," he greeted, a southern accent evident. "You ladies lookin' to shoot somethin'?"

The booth was unlike most carnival games Beth had ever seen. There were three plastic mock crossbows set up on the counter, anchored to its surface, that were all aimed toward the wall at the back of the booth. The wall had a thin, moving strip across the middle and the background was painted to look like a field of tall grass. The sign above them read "Crossbow Hunter" in bold, black letters.

"Like what?" Beth asked, standing next to her friends and studying the wall, trying to figure out what would run past on the motorized strip.

"Try it out an' see,” he offered, his eyes set on only her for some reason.

[jeffrrandell]

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU!

Not being able to deal with his mothers passing, Mort tries to do a little.. Experimenting. This experiment was.. a little side project. A side project that would hopefully bring his mother back. She opened her eyes, she wasn't alive exactly. The test backfired immensely. He kept her contained and panicked, not daring to share this with anybody. He was so close though. Couple of patients later, things got a little out of hand. And they escaped.

.The Fisches trap themselves within the Wharf. They lasted as long at they possibly could, but couldn't escape The Undead Carnies

[alittlebitmaybe]

For the fic guessing game: smile?

yeah thank you!! much smiling occurs in my fic (though in zombie au there is not ONE instance of anyone smiling until jaskier shows up lmao fun fact) here's a few of em!!

geraskier kindergarten au sequel (follow up to the 'sun' snippet):

He clears his throat and continues coloring a leaf on his flower. “Why do you ask that, Princess?” he asks. “About loving Mr. Pankratz?”

She says, “Oh, ‘cus when you look at him you smile.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Yeah, and you smile when you look at me and Mama, too, and you love us. So I think you love Mr. Pankratz.”

She grabs the black crayon and gives the sun some sunglasses.

Geralt says, “How do you know I’m not smiling at you ‘cus you’re funny looking?”

Ciri giggles. “You can’t think I’m funny looking. You’re the funniest looking.”

faith fic:

She bares her teeth at Abuela, an ugly carny-clown smile. Abuela’s not laughing. She’s crossing herself, but Faith’s the wrong kinda monster for that to do any good.

For a second she leaps across the aisle and throttles the bitch, rips her head off by the roots of her grown-out #2 Soft Black hair and slams her snotty face into the luggage rack until it won’t make that expression anymore. Now that’d be the show that everyone’s been expecting of her. It would feel good, until it wouldn’t. Like Angel’s hands in her hair. Like Buffy’s fist on her jaw.

bad dad arthur fic:

“My congratulations, sire,” says Leon, beaming ear to ear, “and from the rest of the knights, as well.”

Arthur returns the smile and grips him companionably by the arm. “Thank you, Sir Leon. I look forward to watching him knock you all on your sorry behinds in the coming years, so that I can take a breather from doing it myself. Luckily I will have to wait no more than five years before he can take on Gwaine and have a fighting chance.”

[just-call-mefr1es]

im sorrh guys😕

[just-call-mefr1es]

this is how i promote my shit

if its cringe its supposed to be, and yes i am normal about this thing

@meepmoopweeeeeeeeeee just to tag becus why not:P

[just-call-mefr1es]

promoting my shit!! part something !!

kinda gore edition, btw! its not that good or detailed, but i hust wanna put a warning on there anyway🫶🏽🫶🏽

aka korben mimicking out anyways heres the fic (the idea of skin falling off was a recent thought, so thats why its not mentioned in there:P)

[just-call-mefr1es]

shoutput to my underpaid editor @sum-katpiss that i keep in my basement

u help get my shit done, you silly mimic😽😽😽

[just-call-mefr1es]

can live wit myself after making a dog sad💔💔

[just-call-mefr1es]

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

When the only asians (me you and your child) go out scouting again for medicine in the Mimic Apocalypse we find the Host Spore Seasoning and again ur kid is like 'yummy' so we smack them and they don't get desert privileges

hell yeah actially‼️‼️ so swagg💯💯

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

[ADULT AU] KND Villains Status

I have nothing else ready so, let's go with this! I present you the complete list of all KND villains (courtesy of the KND Wikia) and their current status in the Adult AU!

The statuses are the following:

❤️In Operation 🧡Given Up/Moved On 💛Retired 💚Change of Heart/Sides 💙Decommissioned 💜Deceased 🖤Unknown 🤍Replaced with new members/generation 🤎Still a menace

Let's go!!!

DCFDTL

Delightful Children From Down The Lane 💚

Father🖤

Grandfather 💜

Teenagers (now adults)

Cree Lincoln ❤️ (entrusted with Father's property and Teen Ninja caretaker)

Chad Dickson 🖤

Chuckie Cavallaro 🖤

Stacey 🖤

Teen Tornado 💛

The Steve ❤️

Adult Supervillains

Al Sugarh 💜

Bag-Headed Cashier 🖤

Bucket-Headed Usher 🖤

Cafe Employee 🖤

Carny 💜

Chef Pierre 💛

Chester 💛

Chewy and Gooey ❤️

Coach Wetterhahn 💜

Common Cold ❤️

Count Spankulot ❤️

Crazy Old Cat Lady 💜

Cuppa Joe ❤️

Dodgeball Wizard 💜

Farmer 💜

Gramma Stuffum 💜

Grandma Lydia 💜

Knightbrace 💛 (retired in 2022)

Madam Margaret ❤️ (vice-principal of Stevens Correction School in Australia)

Mega Mom & Destructo Dad 💛💚

Miss Goodwall 💜

Mr. Boss ❤️

Mr. Fizz ❤️

Mr. Frybingle 💛

Mr. Mogul 🖤

Mr. Wink & Mr. Fibb 💛 (retired in 2023)

Mr. Washer 💜

Nogoodnik 🖤

Nurse Claiborne ❤️

Nurse Jumbo 💛💚

Potty Mouth ❤️

Principal Sauerbraten 🖤

Principal Smelling 🖤

Professor Bob 🖤

Professor Triple-Extra Large 💛 (retired in 2023)

Robin Food ❤️

Soccer Mom ❤️

Stickybeard ❤️

The Big Idea 🖤

The Great Puttinski 🧡 (enough is enough)

The Iguana 🖤

The Sheep Costume 🖤

Toiletnator 💜 (long story)

Truck Driver 💜

Child VIllains

Baby Jackson 🖤

Ernest ❤️(full villain)

Heinrich Von Marzipan ❤️ (active in Sweet Haven)

Interesting Twins From Beneath The Mountain 💚 (recommissioned, protecting the Kid's Temple)

Jerry Rassic 🖤

King Sandy 🖤

Mushi Sanban ❤️ (full villain on Father's side)

Negative Numbuh 4 ❤️ (not for too long)

Numbuh 12 🖤

Numbuh 206 🖤

Numbuh 48 Flavors 🖤

President Jimmy 💚 (after his first kid was born, he made his mission to protect all other kids)

Rowdy Hooligans From Across the Square 🖤

The Big Badolescent 🖤

Valerie 🖤

Windsor ❤️

Willard Wallace ❤️ (he's now a dad wanting more kids to teach the tuba to)

Groups and Organizations

Angry History Teachers 🤍🤎

Ankle-Biters 🤍🤎

Candy Pirates ❤️🤍

Cheese Ninjas 🖤

Clownarelli Family 💛

Couch Daves 🖤

Faculty 4 💛

Father's Ninja Army ❤️🤍

Gramma Stuffum's Food Army 💜

Hall Squad ❤️🤍

Ice Cream Men ❤️🤍

Knights of the Round Towel 🖤

Licorice Pirates 🖤

Nerd Zombies 🤍🤎

Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters 💜 (taken out by the Adult Division in 2019)

Preferred Villains Club 💛 (replaced with the new VIP, Villain Insurance Premium)

Professors ❤️🤍

Senior Citizen Squad 💜

Six-Gum Gang 🧡

Soda, Snacks and Treats Commission 💜 (taken out by the Adult Division in 2015)

Spank-Happy Vampire Army 🖤

St. Rita's Preparatory School ❤️🤍

Teen Ninja Army ❤️🤍

The Bullies ❤️🤍

The Proper Patrol 🖤