#zodiacarama

[ideasmithy]

ZODIAC-A-RAMA: BACCHON, YEH MAT KHAO The zodiac signs as 80s/90s Indian sweets. ♈ ARIES: Mango Mood & everything from the sour things thela wala - Makes weird faces. Makes you make weird faces. Everything is a dare. ♉ TAURUS: Monginis slice cake - Soft, sweet. What do you mean you want more, kitna khate rehte ho. ♊ GEMINI: Aeroplane toffee (sugared imli) - Is it sweet? It is sour? It is gone before you can decide. Also, Poppins (because Gemini means do-do). Self-explanatory. ♋ CANCER: Ravalgaon toffee - Is at all your birthdays. You never know what colour you'll get but it's always going to taste the same. ♌ LEO: Gold coin (See how malamaal I am) and Melody chocolates (cue dramatic tagline) ♍ VIRGO: Monaco - Should be boring in theory but everyone loves them. Pairs well with accompaniments but will also do the heavy lifting alone. ♎ LIBRA: Phantom cigarettes - Looks edgy. Is very sweet. Also doubles up as lipstick. ♏ SCORPIO: Rola-a-cola. Amul Bitter chocolate. - Looks harmless. A bit goth for kids. ♐ SAGITTARIUS: Center Shock bubblegum - Is a trick. Is funny when it's with someone else. Not for the delicate. ♑ CAPRICORN: Maggi noodles - Efficient. Affordable. Won't fill you up before dinner. ♒ AQUARIUS: Multicolored gola - Doesn't seem fit for consumption. Will always surprise you. Will also give you a headache. ♓ PISCES: Kismi toffee bar - Sweet with a faint something you only realised now is elaichi just like you just realised it's 'kiss me' & that's a couple kissing on the cover. --------------------------------------------------- This week's theme #Zodiacarama takes a fun trip through the signs with @prakashchandrasonali. Join our banter in the questions & polls in my Stories! https://www.instagram.com/p/CL50pmEJdD7/?igshid=y6ma8wm1u9x1

[ideasmithy]

░▒▓█   𝕥ꫝꫀ ડⅈᧁꪀડ ꪖડ ᠻꫀꪑⅈꪀⅈડ𝕥ડ  █▓▒░ Imagine each zodiac sign as a feminist. ♈ ARIES: MARD TEREKO DIKHATI HOON DARD KUTTE KAMINE ♉ TAURUS: No, that’s not nice of you. Behave now. Let’s eat, smile and sleep. Discrimination? *Nuclear explosion* ♊ GEMINI: Internalised misogyny is problematic but there’s something to the Prince Charming fantasy as long as I can be prince but rescue me.... ♋ CANCER: I don’t know, it’s raining and I’m sad and I have to run the company. When I was a child, a feminist taught me to dream and it was silvery. I hope my boyfriend brings me flowers or I’ll have to take the flower shop over. ♌ LEO: Equality? Yeah sure whatever. Put it next to my prime rib served on a silver platter and maybe I’ll look at it after my nap. ♍ VIRGO: The birth ratio is alarming. We also need more funds to set up counselling for downtrodden women. And vaccination drives. ♎ LIBRA: I’ll talk to you after you’ve dressed up in designer threads and brushed up on Mozart. By then, I’ll probably have taken over the world so bye. ♏ SCORPIO: You dare? Hmm… *darkness falls* *toofani raat sex tere saath* Everyone found dead. ♐ SAGITTARIUS: Equal rights is obvious, why are you such an idiot? Sorry, I didn’t mean to idiot-shame you. Chal, let’s go drink. ♑ CAPRICORN: Here’s my contract. We already agreed on equality. Thank you for confirmation. I’ll send you my invoice at the end of the month. ♒ AQUARIUS: Feminism? Oh right, that 60s thing. Sorry, I haven’t kept up since I got on that Mars mission. ♓ PISCES: Here’s water for Gemini to drink, Aries to wipe the blood, Scorpio to wipe other things, Sagittarius to hydrate, Cancer stop crying, wait I seem to be melting --------------------------------------------------- This week's theme #Zodiacarama takes a fun trip through the signs with @prakashchandrasonali. Join our banter in the questions & polls in my Stories! https://www.instagram.com/p/CLyFF0qpgE0/?igshid=taxmsjpedvea

[ideasmithy]

ZODIAC-A-RAMA: Bachchon, Yeh Mat Khao

ZODIAC-A-RAMA: Bachchon, Yeh Mat Khao

I love listicles about astrology! Here’s one more on my theme of #Zodiacarama. The zodiac signs as 80s/90s Indian sweets. ARIES: Mango Mood & everything from the sour things thela wala – Makes weird faces. Makes you make weird faces. Everything is a dare. TAURUS: Monginis slice cake – Soft, sweet. What do you mean you want more, kitna khate rehte ho. GEMINI: Aeroplane toffee (sugared imli) –…