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By any chance, could you give us some more Jiejie content? I’m feeling, dare I say, 𝓯𝓻𝓾𝓲𝓽𝔂 😈😗
Of course anon! Here's a Zhongli jiejie treat because I love her too~
"Hand over all your belongings, and I promise we won't hurt you," snarls the man before you, three of his cronies trailing behind him, their axes and crowbars dragging against the cold ground. You stumble backwards, heart thumping in your ears, your grip on your satchel tight and defiant. There's no way you'll give them your hard-earned Mora.
"Final warning," he growls, "or I'll chop you to pieces."
It's a deserted area, so shouting won't get you any help...and you're not sure if you're strong enough to take on four armed men at once; taking a deep breath, you whisper a prayer to the earth.
Rex Lapis, please protect me.
The leader of the pack raises his axe and swings, but a slender hand interrupts his arc, holding onto his arm with unprecedented strength. A woman - golden eyes blazing in fury, her dark hair cascading down her shoulders and merging with her equally dark robes.
"Attempting to purloin some Mora?" she asks, twisting his arm, his strangled cry piercing the stillness. "Do not forget that such wealth is the guarantor of the people's hard work and resilience. Betraying such a sacred contract with the Geo Lord only taints His blood." Saying this, she effortlessly tosses the man aside, not batting an eye as he crashes into some metal pipes and loses consciousness.
You stare at her, wide-eyed. The lady carries herself with elegance, her hips swaying slightly with every step she takes toward the other three ruffians. They exchange glances, nod at each other, then charge at her all at once.
With a scream, you beg her to turn and run, but the golden-eyed woman merely dodges their assault gracefully, summoning a gleaming spear and knocking their weapons clean off of them - they soar through the air, clattering in the distance. That doesn't deter the hooligans, for they lunge again, arms swinging violently - but the woman sends torpedoes of jade hurtling toward them, piercing them and exploding into a million particles of stardust. When it clears, the three are still and lifeless as statues on the ground, rendered petrified.
She runs a hand through her silky dark hair, expression completely indifferent after that scuffle. The woman hadn't even broken a sweat, and - does she even have a Vision? She wielded Geo energy like it was of her own flesh and blood...
She turns to you, cupping your cheek tenderly. "Are you alright?" she asks, suddenly gentle, her thumb caressing your cheek.
"M-Mo..." you stammer, and the woman's eyebrows raise.
They know I am Morax, she thinks, paling, and silently goes through ways she can get you to keep her secret. She doesn't expect what actually comes out of your mouth, though.
"...Mommy?"
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My latest art of (older) Childe and Zhongli (jiejie) in the Noir-themed aesthetic, I enjoyed drawing these so much 🥰
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The fairest is the kindest.
#genshin fanart#zhongli#fanart#zhongli jiejie#female zhongli#fem!Zhongli#fantasy au#fantasy aesthetic#fairycore#fairy aesthetic
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tartali ft zhongli jiejie 🫶🏼💕
#tartali#childe x zhongli#タル鍾#公钟#tartaglia#childe#zhongli#female zhongli#zhongli jiejie#genshin impact#genshin#genshin impact fanart#genshin fanart#原神
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Inspired on the Customs of Liyue bit on Silk Flowers and how they're considered "a symbol of Rex Lapis" since Guizhong is usually linked to Glaze Lillies I thought… why not?? 👀 Also I am very weak for Zhongli jiejie 🥺💕
#zhongli#guizhong#zhongli jiejie#guili#genshin#genshin impact#otp#i love them so much pls#my art#art tag#aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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parody (2022)
⚠️Only use “TartaLi” when tagging our Tartaglia x Zhongli work, don't tag it as “Zho//ng//Chi” or “Zho//ng//ChiLi". Respect our hard work, thanks.⚠️
#原神#genshin#tartali#公钟#タル鍾#childe x zhongli#do NOT tag this as “Zho//ng//Chi” or “Zho//ng//ChiLi”#only use “TartaLi” when tagging our Tartaglia x Zhongli work#tartar_art#zhongli-jiejie#genderbend#modern au#parody
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If Neuvillette really is a dragon, that means he's a shapeshifter
You know what that means, right?
Madame Neuvillette
#genshin impact#genshin neuvillette#genshin 4.0#genshin theory#just a thought ydatwhrhc#i just remembered the zhongli jiejie thing and had this realisation#ehe 😉
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Zhongli-jiejie, 生日快乐! 🔸♀🔸🎉
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Once again he has poisoned me with ideas
Brother, why are you so mean to me? If you know that I don't really have much desire to write, especially not with this fandom.
So, Naruto x Genshin Impact AU, including Zhongli Jiejie x Boy Taru ZhongChi.
So after the whole Tsarista VS Celestia mess and the traveler and they sibling taking off outside of Teyvat, Tartaglia has achieved godhood out of sheer spite and is enjoying an incredible married life with Zhongli (male at this point), where despite having retired from Fatui himself, he dates, travels and fights to his heart's content.
One day he comes up with the wonderful idea of leaving Teyvat in a similar way to the Traveler and going on a second honeymoon with his husband somewhere in the multiverse, and after much effort, he has convinced his husband that his idea is incredible and they should do it.
Many hijinks later, they end up in Naruto's world. Zhongli (at that time Zhongli-jiejie, because I consider him gender fluid) and Tartaglia, or rather Ajax, land in Uzushiogakure where they are received as a kind of divine envoy and stay there for a few decades, and then say goodbye to travel further afield from the Shinobi Continent.
For this reason, unfortunately they cannot help during the fall of the village and the news reaches them almost half a year after the event, that's how far away they were.
Anyway, they both continue traveling until they finally stay in the Snow Country for a while due to Ajax's nostalgia for Snezhnaya. There they meet Minato who is on a diplomatic mission as Hokage and mistakes Ajax for an Uzumaki and extends an invitation to Konoha. Zhongli and Ajax decide to think about it.
Unfortunately while Zhongli and Ajax are traveling to Konoha, the Kyūbi occurs. By the time they arrive, two weeks have passed, Minato and his wife are dead, and the village is in very bad condition. While investigating what happened, Ajax learns everything and also about Naruto's existence and what the villagers think of him. He gets pretty pissed off, because he lived for decades with the Uzumaki and learned the difference between container and content, so he again convinces his spouse that infiltrating the village and taking care of the child of the deceased Hokage and his wife is an incredible idea.
Zhongli, Prime of Adepti, decides to follow his mischievous spouse and begins to modify some memories and falsify papers so that their move took place a little before the Kyūbi and they were already there during the event.
They pose as a somewhat eccentric marriage of a half-Uzumaki and a woman from outside the continent, Zhongli again begins to work in a funeral home as a consultant and Ajax throws himself into the life of a merchant and mercenary.
Anyway, knowing that they couldn't approach Naruto in plain sight due to the Hokage's ban, Zhongli begins to approach Naruto when the orphanage's nannies and the ANBU neglect him (which is often) and he dedicates himself to taking care of him.
Feeding, diaper cleaning, sleep and "maternal" care, Zhongli takes care of everything. Naruto, despite the orphanage's nannies, is a cheerful and well-cared for child. You are not neglected or malnourished and your room is starting to look incredibly stylish. Rumors of a ghost begin, especially when the boy starts saying "Mommy" into the air.
All thanks to Zhongli making everyone "forget" about his existence, even when he is next to a shinobi, to the point that he is invisible to everyone around him. Ajax laughs his butt off on the other side of the village when the Hokage himself visits to see the ghost and ends up mistaking it for Kushina.
By the time Naruto is five years old, and the Hokage gives him his own apartment, he begins to spend less time in it unless it is his allowance day. The rest of the time he spends with Zhongli and Ajax, whom he sees as his parents despite knowing that they are not. The Hokage is unaware of this until years later when Kakashi informs him of this when he accidentally sees it.
The rest of the time it's married shenanigans as they take care of a child and prepare him to be a powerhouse while gleefully mocking the Hokage and his shinobi.
Anyway, the plot of Naruto being cared for by different characters from other worlds is something that has been seen and read in hundreds of other fanfics, but I have never seen one from Genshin, so here we are.
I've been obsessed with Zhongli-jiejie turning off the lights on BoyTaru for a couple of weeks, so we're implementing it here. So in fact, yes it is a ZhongChi, no, I don't want to change it Jedny, don't make me repeat it.
PS: Does anyone want to adopt this? I really don't feel like writing
#genshin impact#naruto#zhongchi#鍾タル#zhongli#zhongli genshin impact#childe tartagalia#childe genshin impact#childe tartaglia ajax#tartaglia#naruto uzumaki#konohagakure#yes the plot is used to oblivion#but tell me you don't want to see these two idiots taking care of perhaps the most idiotic child of all time#and that wouldn't make you happy#I know you would be lying#the Zhongli-jiejie thing is because I really want to see Ajax getting stepped on by four-inch heels and being grateful for it.#especially since he is definitely not the top#zhongli-jiejie
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thoughts on transfem zhongli 🤔
stunning. breathtaking. intimidatingly hauntingly beautiful.
just remembered the archon quest where we had to get perfumes for rex lapis and the chosen one was described to be "The third kind has a gentle but lingering fragrance, something something like the dusk mist, and it's a favorite of mature ladies." so hmm, yeah. (this has never left my brain once.)
I feel like she'd be fond of the small things (i.e. pulling out her chair, getting her perfume when hers is about to run out)? she's probably also a teeny weeny bit of a tease... hmm
oh my god I'm imagining her in a hanfu [explodes]
#📜.qi chats#chats with zero!#I would love to write more but my brain is not cooperating ;;#<- thonking about zhongli jiejie's tiddies 😔
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The one who rules above them all, the fairest.
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Love how we all assumed that Guizhong must have been a mature woman because that was the scent of perfume that Morax preferred
And then canon Guizhong turned out to be a bratty little gremlin who got into petty fights that Mo had to mitigate.
#genshin impact#guizhong#gonna assume this means zhongli prefers the scent for his own use#jiejie zhongli confirmed
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#zhongli#zhongli xiaojie cuz why not#i know ppl say zhongli jiejie but im putting some respect on her name we aren't that familiar#genshin impact#my art#(not a genderbend btw)
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cc;
lumine: This selective breeding of anime girls is getting serious...
tartaglia: This looked better in my fantasies.
Hu tao: I could use this for advertising !
His boobs got bigger each drawing LMAO
anyways i didnt sleep to draw this
i apologise in advance for what im about to draw next
#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin#genshin impact fanart#genshin art#zhongli#zhongchi#tartali#lumine#tartagila#hu tao#fem!zhongli#zhongli jiejie
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I need a hot fictional dilf/milf to take care of me...
#it's still early for my anual zhongli shitposting but like. zhongli 👉👈#also ningguang save me save me ningguang jiejie#vivi in a nutshell
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