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let's give it up for casual sex!!! casual sex everybody!!!!
#just two predators havin a fun time together. you know how it is.#<- zesek and astarion when they have no idea they're about to live out 'honey you've got a big storm coming.gif' in real time#anyways. call astarion a dragonrider the way he rode zesek's c-#zesek#bg3#bg3 spoilers#<- in case anyone hasn't gotten this yet. although technically it IS an ea scene#just. slightly altered alfdjkalkdja
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favorite zesek pictures so far <3
#i will NEVER shut up about my boy. he is such a raptor.#character in game goes 'so what color dragonborn are you supposed to be anyways?'#and zesek- well i mean and then zesek intimidates them into shutting up for presuming to ask him a question#but if someone he LIKED asked that question. well. okay he still wouldn't be helpful he'd be like '馃え isn't it obvious from my coloring?'#and then make the person feel so idiotic they dropped it thus leaving the question unanswered#however if THOSE TWO THINGS didn't happen. so it was someone he not only liked but respected#he would be like. well i don't remember my parents. but i spit acid.#and then walk away while a little dice rolls above their head to see if they passed the nature check that will tell them what that means#and when they pass they're like oh! hey wait a second but aren't you a sorcerer? you also spite fire and ice and poison-#but it's too late. he's already moved on from the conversation.#zesek#bg3
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remade zesek btw <3 most important thing a man can have is colorful plumage to attract mates and breath that can disintegrate anything in a 15 foot cone.
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the most intensely grabbable waist i have ever seen. btw. cinched it up with a belt and everything
#SO funny to me that everyone in the game refers to him as a young upstart btw. he is 42 years old. to me.#zesek#<- this is just my current bg3 tag now. for your convenience
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TWO FOR TWO ON HUGS TODAY LADS!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!
#neither of these hugs are actually canon unfortunately adlfkjaldk. i reloaded to do something else#zesek isn't a hugger#but like in some multiverse. they're real.#zesek
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btw
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this is the future liberals want btw
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astarion "no babe i promise i'm not planning to penetrate you with my teeth this time. yeah the only penetrating that will be happening from now on is with my di-"
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also while my drivers update: here he is... hiding... peaking out... stealthy.......
#and then he immediately left cover to coerce someone into giving him a lamp. and then he killed then anyways. <3#zesek
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literally spot the difference
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bg3 bad end spoilers under the cut <3 zesek is soooooo <3 <3 <3
AND (more spoilers) astarion can't even go through with the break up with zesek for being so repulsive now, technically, because zesek has complete dominion over his brain. so! woooo! all's well that ends well!
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one of his best looks if we're being honest
#a perfectly tasteful amount of blood that matches his armor perfectly. muah <3#experiencing agonies btw.#zesek
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zesek obliterate this not-twink
#this picture means everything 2 me. all antagonists should be so teeny and grabbable. with chest hair.#zesek
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also new favorite zesek pic dropped. shepherding king.
#this game is so outrageously cinematic. they didn't have to make my boy look this good#but they DID. because they're transgender allies and heroes.#zesek
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zesek got to have an "anyway here's wonderwall" moment btw. no he can not play an instrument
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most masterful bit of foreshadowing i've ever seen btw
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