#zeroducks-2

[luthwhore]

Hey Briar :) I hope you're doing well.

You're the local Clex expert so I figured you're the best person I can ask - is there an Elseworld or alternative timeline or anything like it in which Clark and Lex are actually together? I heard about this a while ago but I don't remember the circumstances, nor I can find anything online except fanfiction, and I'm considering the option that my brain might have fabricated it.

If you don't know thanks anyway 💕

hey! there actually is, though it’s not one we have a lot of info for. in the lex luthor: year of the villain special, there’s a scene with the lex luthor and kal-el of earth-32 where kal refers to lex as his “partner.” it’s pretty clear that the implication is that they’re romantic partners and was later confirmed on twitter by the writer that that was the intention in the scene.

(i specify “kal-el” and not “clark” bc kal-el of earth-32 is half-martian and doesn’t seem to use the name clark, at least from what we see.)

also, lex is earth-32’s batman. read into that what you will.

[babblingbookends]

talk to me about Les Saltimbanques 0w0

Oh fuck yes I will

Okay so the backstory for this fic is that I love classical art and paintings and all my algorithms know this and YouTube showed me a video about a painting called The Acrobats, or in French, Les Saltimbanques, painted by a guy named Gustave Doré in 1874.

Look at it!!! The colors! The lighting! The symbolism!

It's practically the reverse opposite of Dick's story; instead of the parents dying, the boy dies. The background is dark, but you can see a crowd of people trying to see what's happening; he fell while performing. The tarot cards on the ground show that this death was predicted. The owl has a double meaning; owls can represent wisdom, and the owl looking away represents that wisdom was ignored. Owls can also represent ill omens of death. (And of course, there's the obvious connection with the Court of Owls). The guilt on the parents' faces. The tear in the mother's eye, the father's slumped posture. Agh, it's so good!

So immediately after see this painting, I knew I had to write a fic. I thought about doing an AU where Dick dies, but decided instead that I needed Dick to see the painting. Then I decided that Damian also needed to see the painting, as the resident artist in the Batclan

"This is your favorite painting?" Damian asked. He gazed at the 7-foot canvas, examining the colors, the brushstrokes, the sorrowful subject matter. “What, you think you’re the only person who can appreciate fine art?” Dick asked flippantly. Damian turned his gaze away from the painting and onto Dick. There was something… pained about Dick’s expression as he looked at the painting. “No, it’s just… a bit morbid. I would have thought you would prefer some grand battle scene with horses.” Dick smiled at him. “Are you calling me a horse girl?”

Anyway, it's a great painting!!

[deepwithintheabyss]

Hey Abi ♥ I wanna know about the JayTim Mer AU :3

ZERO!!!!! Of course you pick one of the two that is just pure smut lmao xD

I have a few different Mer AU's but that one is def just smut... wait no I checked okay I was thinking about the Mer AU I'm building in my head but haven't written down, okay this one is not fully smut, but uh yeah that's the goal

This is in part inspired by the Mer AU that @ladytauria is writing as by a few other (non-smut) Mer Au I read

Basically, Jason is a Mer that was captured and is now being hold by some humans in a rescue program.

Tim is the human that is really into studying Mer's (for reasons) and takes an interest in him.

Over time they become closer to each other etc. while Jason is still wary of other humans because Tim tends to use (albeit clumsily) Mer behaviour to make it easier on Jason.

And oh no! He accidentally started courting the Mer without realizing it ;)

On the side he's also slowly realizing that the place he works at is not completely legal up to code safe etc. and tries to dismantle it / get Jason back into the ocean and hopefully back to his family, if possible.

But it's a very slow processes (basically I was kinda annoyed at how fast the Mer's in those fics tended to get rescued and freed and how fast a human managed to gain their trust and I want this to take at the least a full year)

So Jason has a funny human mate and Tim is aware that he now is his mate but does not realize what it all entails until he's suddenly balls deep in him <3

At least the scars Jason leaves look good and give him some kind of reputation as dangerous delinquent

WIP list here

[rozaceous]

I don't know what ships you like so I'm gonna go with Sladick, number 18 :)

18) "you look lost."

ohoho this is a new one for me but i have read a fic or two w them, so hopefully i get the dynamic right <3

The wisest course of action might be to ignore the presence of Deathstroke the Terminator when he isn't set on having your head specifically, but wisdom is a virtue that Dick had only subscribed to when there was a free, month-long trial, and that month passed long ago. What's more--he's fairly certain he's about to get one over on Slade, and that's the kind of opportunity that will always overpower wisdom. (And if he isn't about to get one over on him, he'll have a few answers on why Slade's in town, so same difference.)

The cafe isn't in his usual section of Bludhaven, but he'd had a dental cleaning this morning and had felt like indulging in the masochism of corrupting the minty-fresh sensation with espresso, and so here Dick is, cappuccino in hand and sliding into the second seat at one of those tables only barely big enough for a laptop. It puts his back to the rest of the cafe, but even if Slade is being exceptionally unobservant today and is busy trying not to sneer at his computer screen, the employees-only door a few feet over has a window with enough of a glare shining that Dick should see anyone coming.

"Come here often?"

Slade isn't plebeian enough to do anything like twitch or startle or look surprised. He doesn't even blink, just raises his eyes to meet Dick's like they're already mid-conversation.

"No."

"Just asking. You look lost."

A hilarious lie, but Dick would dearly love to know what brings Deathstroke into his city, and isn't afraid to make his thoughts on the matter known.

"Do I."

Dick takes a purposefully loud sip of his cappuccino. "You do."

"You should know better than to think that, Little Bird."

"And you should know better than to come to town without saying hi."

"Aren't we doing that now?"

Just like this asshole to imply that all of today's happenstance is intentional; the worst part is that it's not impossible. But what's more impossible: Slade engineering everything or Slade slipping?

Dick loves impossibility as much as he loves unwisdom. He stares across the tiny table at Slade and grins with his teeth showing.

[vexic929]

Trick or treat!

you get the last line I wrote for Only With the Falling of The Dusk!

"Save me the lecture, B." Ricki snapped irritably.

[lazaruspiss]

Happy birthday ❤️❤️

💕💖💕

[everydarkcorner]

It took me a while to realise that [name of your personal blog] was you I thought I had a secret(?) admirer or something 😂

Ahahahaha! Surprise, your secret admirer is MEEEEE!

Tumblr has finally given us the ability to comment from sideblogs but alas, we cannot follow from them. XD

[negative-speedforce]

I saw you reblogged my ask game! How about a 19+Y, any ship you're into at the moment :)

From this ask game

19: Hallucinations + Y: "Can you feel it?"

With: Ar'alani and Wutroow, in my Ya'aburnee AU

Wutroow sighed, rubbing her eyes. Her wife was no longer in bed with her, and hadn't been for a while, judging by how cold the far side of the bed was. Hopefully, she hadn't experienced another nightmare.

She kicked on her slippers, wrapping her robe around her shoulders, then went onto the balcony, where Ar'alani sat, staring up at the sky.

"Is that you?" Ar'alani asked. Wutroow nodded.

"Is it okay if I touch you?"

"Please. I'm... not entirely sure what's real right now."

Wutroow sat across from her wife, who had a far-away look in her eyes. "Then let me help you."

Ar'alani pursed her lips. "Are you real? Are you actually here?"

"I am." Wutroow squeezed Ar'alani's hands, both flesh and metal. "Can you feel it?"

"Only in one." Ar'alani replied. "The other feels... wrong."

"You lost your arm in the Battle of Sposia." Wutroow replied. "It was replaced with a cybernetic. Do you remember?"

"No." Ar'alani replied. "The wreckage in the sky. Is that real?"

Wutroow sighed. "We're underground right now, darling. We're on Csilla, in a city near your old family's Homestead."

"You seem bigger. Is that real?"

Wutroow nodded. "It is. They gave me something to heal me after that explosion. It had the side effect of enhancing... well, everything."

"Okay." Ar'alani took a deep breath. "I feel like we're being watched. Is that real?"

Wutroow looked around. She didn't see anything, in the normal visual spectrum or the infrared. "No. As far as I know, we're alone. We're safe."

"Are you sure?" Ar'alani cocked her head. Wutroow hated seeing her wife like this, so trapped in the horrors that she had been through under Grysk control that she couldn't tell what was real and what was not.

"As much as I possibly could be." Wutroow squeezed Ar'alani's hands. "Come on. Let's go inside. It can't be good for you, sitting out in the cold in your nightgown."

"Thank you." Ar'alani gave a small, wry smile. "After all, your brain is the one I rely on to make sure mine is functioning properly.”

"You remember that, at least."

[bess3714]

Why are you writing this at 1 in the morning (impeccable wip title btw!)

I answered this one here! This title clearly resonated with some people lol

[withthekeyisking-writer]

happy birthday!

Thank youuuuuu!! 💜

[konbartzine]

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Note: Kon and Bart are both over 18 years old in all zine interactions.

[keanurye]

Sketch for @zeroducks-2 <3

Im drawing him again but seriously tho, this was a practice I guess

[anawrites3]

( @zeroducks-2 so I'm doing something and-

Dick… didn’t really remember what he was doing earlier. Just one moment he was sitting in the living room on the couch and the next the door to the bedroom opened and Slade walked out.

His hair was tied up into a messy bun and his chest was bare. The only thing Slade had on was sweatpants that rested so low on his hips that Dick could see the silver trail of hair that started from his belly button and led down, towards the lovely part of his body.

Dick had no idea that he was moving, only realizing it happened when he already dropped to his knees in front of Slade. The man blinked down at him surprised but before he could say anything, Dick was resting his hands on Slade’s thighs and leaning forward to press a messy kiss against his navel.

With a soft grunt, Slade slipped a gentle hand into Dick’s hair - not pulling him closer or pushing him away but simply holding - and watched as Dick ran his tongue over his underbelly. He sucked on the skin there, even if he couldn’t leave a mark that lasted longer than a few minutes and grazed his teeth against it, reveling in the way Slade’s muscle tensed under his touch.

“What got into you, little bird?” Slade murmured, when he came back to pressing wet kisses against his navel, carelessly sliding his lips over the happy trail.

For a moment Dick considered ignoring him because answering would mean pulling away but then Slade tugged gently at the strands of his hair and Dick groaned.

“Nothing.” He rushed out, before running his tongue over the hair there. “Are you complaining?”

“How could I?” Slade’s chuckle died on a groan as Dick bit down onto the skin, hard enough to leave a mark. It began to heal right before his eyes so he bit down again and felt more than saw the way Slade's cock twitched. “Far it be for me to deny you anything.”

[deepwithintheabyss]

❤️ Jaytim :D

❤️ first kiss / realization JayTim

hehehehe here

[derangedfujoshi]

So yeah. Tumblr got my other account as well.

This time too after I talked with them about weird stuff with payments.

I am now led to believe that they saw I was non-cis after I brought my blogs under their attention and just decided to nuke me.

Because what other reason would they have?

I'm tired. I feel sick to the stomach. I want to cry but I'm an adult at work.

I'll tag here my mutuals and other blogs that I remember interacted with me. I will later make yet ANOTHER intro post but whatever.

Please share this if you can this was ex Lovelycureaesthetic and also ex Cureaesthetic

@mickstart @anisecandy @dante-redgravee @cunnycreamer @redcurrantorchard @zeroducks-2 @midorikawawas @snowflake-of-destruction @bl00dalchemist @fishdanshi @hangfiretales @nevidika

[vexic929]

Okay so, is just one character going to answer my questions? I think I'd have more chances to guess who they are if they answered all of them 👀 but anyway!

1. Do you have superpowers?

2. Who's your best friend?

3. Do you often go around in skintight suits?

I kept it kinda loose on the rules so I think I'll answer all 3 questions with all 3 characters :)

1. Do you have superpowers?

mystery character #1: I don't but I wouldn't say I need them

mystery character #2: I do and I worked hard to get them

mystery character #3: I do, I've had them for most of my life

2. Who's your best friend?

mystery character #1: either The Flash or Troia, they've been by my side forever

mystery character #2: I don't know that there's anyone who's earned that title

mystery character #3: Rach or Jason or Vic for sure

3. Do you often go around in skintight suits?

mystery character #1: I have since I was in diapers

mystery character #2: yes

mystery character #3: yep!