#zeroducks-2

[luthwhore]

Hey Briar :) I hope you're doing well.

You're the local Clex expert so I figured you're the best person I can ask - is there an Elseworld or alternative timeline or anything like it in which Clark and Lex are actually together? I heard about this a while ago but I don't remember the circumstances, nor I can find anything online except fanfiction, and I'm considering the option that my brain might have fabricated it.

If you don't know thanks anyway 💕

hey! there actually is, though it’s not one we have a lot of info for. in the lex luthor: year of the villain special, there’s a scene with the lex luthor and kal-el of earth-32 where kal refers to lex as his “partner.” it’s pretty clear that the implication is that they’re romantic partners and was later confirmed on twitter by the writer that that was the intention in the scene.

(i specify “kal-el” and not “clark” bc kal-el of earth-32 is half-martian and doesn’t seem to use the name clark, at least from what we see.)

also, lex is earth-32’s batman. read into that what you will.

[fredricwertham]

9, 10, and 17 for the choose violence ask game!

9. Worst part of canon

Ohhh that’s hard. Well, the decision to delete 90% of the women living in Gotham when the reboot happened was pretty atrocious. Coloration of comics is also bafflingly bad a lot of the time, which can make great pencils look like something I posted to DeviantArt at 13. I don’t like it when morally grey antagonists drift black, either. It can be done well but it usually just turns them into less interesting, less unique characters. Actually redundancy has been a pretty big issue since the reboot in general—why is everyone Batgirl now??

10. Worst part of fanon

I’m not saying it it’s ALL bad but I’ve found that avoiding Jason has improved my user experience lol

17. There should be more of this type of fic/art

Okay okay okay—

I really like Killing Joke role swaps between Babs & Dick. I’ve found a few good (but sadly short!!) ones that focus on her moving to Bludhaven to take up the Nightwing mantel, but I’ve never been able to find a good take on his end, which I suspect is because nobody can think of a convincing way for Dick to move past that.

I’d also love to read a canon-divergent au where Dick actually dies during Forever Evil, is too injured to go to Spyral (he was tortured for who knows how long, after all), or dies while he’s in Spyral and everyone but Bruce thinks he’s dead. UnTim would have to be replaced with real Tim in these scenarios to scratch the itch, though.

[rozaceous]

I don't know what ships you like so I'm gonna go with Sladick, number 18 :)

18) "you look lost."

ohoho this is a new one for me but i have read a fic or two w them, so hopefully i get the dynamic right <3

The wisest course of action might be to ignore the presence of Deathstroke the Terminator when he isn't set on having your head specifically, but wisdom is a virtue that Dick had only subscribed to when there was a free, month-long trial, and that month passed long ago. What's more--he's fairly certain he's about to get one over on Slade, and that's the kind of opportunity that will always overpower wisdom. (And if he isn't about to get one over on him, he'll have a few answers on why Slade's in town, so same difference.)

The cafe isn't in his usual section of Bludhaven, but he'd had a dental cleaning this morning and had felt like indulging in the masochism of corrupting the minty-fresh sensation with espresso, and so here Dick is, cappuccino in hand and sliding into the second seat at one of those tables only barely big enough for a laptop. It puts his back to the rest of the cafe, but even if Slade is being exceptionally unobservant today and is busy trying not to sneer at his computer screen, the employees-only door a few feet over has a window with enough of a glare shining that Dick should see anyone coming.

"Come here often?"

Slade isn't plebeian enough to do anything like twitch or startle or look surprised. He doesn't even blink, just raises his eyes to meet Dick's like they're already mid-conversation.

"No."

"Just asking. You look lost."

A hilarious lie, but Dick would dearly love to know what brings Deathstroke into his city, and isn't afraid to make his thoughts on the matter known.

"Do I."

Dick takes a purposefully loud sip of his cappuccino. "You do."

"You should know better than to think that, Little Bird."

"And you should know better than to come to town without saying hi."

"Aren't we doing that now?"

Just like this asshole to imply that all of today's happenstance is intentional; the worst part is that it's not impossible. But what's more impossible: Slade engineering everything or Slade slipping?

Dick loves impossibility as much as he loves unwisdom. He stares across the tiny table at Slade and grins with his teeth showing.

[vexic929]

Trick or treat!

you get the last line I wrote for Only With the Falling of The Dusk!

"Save me the lecture, B." Ricki snapped irritably.

[lazaruspiss]

Happy birthday ❤️❤️

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[everydarkcorner]

It took me a while to realise that [name of your personal blog] was you I thought I had a secret(?) admirer or something 😂

Ahahahaha! Surprise, your secret admirer is MEEEEE!

Tumblr has finally given us the ability to comment from sideblogs but alas, we cannot follow from them. XD

[withthekeyisking-writer]

happy birthday!

Thank youuuuuu!! 💜

[konbartzine]

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[insanefujoshi]

Hello everyone, this is ex derangedfujoshi ex lovelycureaesthetic ex cureaesthetic.

Tumblr keeps on killing me so this time around I'll try not to put my gender on the bio? Who knows, it's insane how I've been on here since 2012 and I've never had issues up until now, right? I wonder why that changed :))

Anyway imma tag some friends and idk probably do some reposting in the upcoming days... I'm very tired tbh but I'll try to stay positive ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

@midorikawawas @mickstart @anisecandy @ansxem @cosmic--luka @foppydog @bl00dalchemist @zeroducks-2 @slippery-dick-wrasse @cunnycreamer @mister-astringent @milkcryptid @snowflake-of-destruction @fishdanshi @amanitus

I'M SORRY TO MY OTHER EX MUTUALS BUT I FORGET NAMES CONSTANTLY PLS FIND ME AGAIN ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

[anawrites3]

( @zeroducks-2 so I'm doing something and-

Dick… didn’t really remember what he was doing earlier. Just one moment he was sitting in the living room on the couch and the next the door to the bedroom opened and Slade walked out.

His hair was tied up into a messy bun and his chest was bare. The only thing Slade had on was sweatpants that rested so low on his hips that Dick could see the silver trail of hair that started from his belly button and led down, towards the lovely part of his body.

Dick had no idea that he was moving, only realizing it happened when he already dropped to his knees in front of Slade. The man blinked down at him surprised but before he could say anything, Dick was resting his hands on Slade’s thighs and leaning forward to press a messy kiss against his navel.

With a soft grunt, Slade slipped a gentle hand into Dick’s hair - not pulling him closer or pushing him away but simply holding - and watched as Dick ran his tongue over his underbelly. He sucked on the skin there, even if he couldn’t leave a mark that lasted longer than a few minutes and grazed his teeth against it, reveling in the way Slade’s muscle tensed under his touch.

“What got into you, little bird?” Slade murmured, when he came back to pressing wet kisses against his navel, carelessly sliding his lips over the happy trail.

For a moment Dick considered ignoring him because answering would mean pulling away but then Slade tugged gently at the strands of his hair and Dick groaned.

“Nothing.” He rushed out, before running his tongue over the hair there. “Are you complaining?”

“How could I?” Slade’s chuckle died on a groan as Dick bit down onto the skin, hard enough to leave a mark. It began to heal right before his eyes so he bit down again and felt more than saw the way Slade's cock twitched. “Far it be for me to deny you anything.”

[keanurye]

Sketch for @zeroducks-2 <3

Im drawing him again but seriously tho, this was a practice I guess

[roipecheur]

Summary:

But the seconds passed, and Nightwing didn’t appear. A chill passed through Slade as he approached the daemon and crouched beside her, the truth rapidly becoming evident. She was alone. - A rooftop meeting turns into a rescue mission and then leads to a deeper conspiracy than Slade was expecting--as well as some interesting revelations about his relationship with Dick Grayson along the way.

Fandom: DCU (Comics)

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Relationships: Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson

Characters: Dick Grayson, Slade Wilson

Additional tags: Alternate Universe - His Dark Materials Fusion, Kidnapping

Words: 12,094

A gift for @zeroducks-2, inspired by their drawing of Slade and his stoat. 💖

[emin-folly]

Eobarry because you know I gotta

@zeroducks-2 OF COURSE IT'S YOU TWO (affectionate)

It really seems appropriate because before you guys introduced me to this wonderful, maddening, all consuming ship, I used to be a sane and normal person lol

So! Here it is~

Yeah, I'm sorry that it's not too much different from yours but is it really any surprise? xD We all have the chronic Yellow Rat disease, both infectious and incurable ajsgdksal

On a serious note, I've recently found that I REALLY love obsessive characters, legit one of my favorite character types ever. When they love something so, SO much it robs them of their humanity and it pushes them past the brink and beyond, I eat that shit UP, I will never get enough of it, I am RAVENOUS and I NEED IT and Eobard fulfills all my check boxes

I just really wanna take Eo and study him in a lab cause he is SO captivating to me. The way he loves Barry, how he's so far gone but he's holding onto Barry with white bloody knuckles, how he's a villain but he seems to keep doing like....good deeds?? (Don't get me wrong, he absolutely has done some heinous stuff, he is Not exempt from that!), the way that he tries to actually be good but the universe punishes for it, THE WAY THAT HE ESSTENIALLY SACRIFICED HIS OWN HUMAITY TO BRING BARRY BACK TO LIFE LIKE WOW I AM NOW EATING THE CONCRETE THANK YOU BYE And then there's Barry who keeps REVIVING HIM, who became his lightning rod and he showed him forgiveness and compassion after EVERYTHING Eobard has done to him. They are both doomed by the narrative in different ways and yet they're the only ones like them in the whole of the multiverse, they are so far removed from being human and have become intrinsic and integral forces of the universe who must always have each other so there would always be balance, and y'all, if that's not one of the hero/villain ships of all time to I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

[vexic929]

Okay so, is just one character going to answer my questions? I think I'd have more chances to guess who they are if they answered all of them 👀 but anyway!

1. Do you have superpowers?

2. Who's your best friend?

3. Do you often go around in skintight suits?

I kept it kinda loose on the rules so I think I'll answer all 3 questions with all 3 characters :)

1. Do you have superpowers?

mystery character #1: I don't but I wouldn't say I need them

mystery character #2: I do and I worked hard to get them

mystery character #3: I do, I've had them for most of my life

2. Who's your best friend?

mystery character #1: either The Flash or Troia, they've been by my side forever

mystery character #2: I don't know that there's anyone who's earned that title

mystery character #3: Rach or Jason or Vic for sure

3. Do you often go around in skintight suits?

mystery character #1: I have since I was in diapers

mystery character #2: yes

mystery character #3: yep!

[gimmemore14]

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these are for u. just wanted to tell u that you’re fics are amazing~ i recently just got back into dcu and your bitw fic was the first that was recommended to me and then i had to read ur other works too. hope u update soon, no rush i’m just really hyped up on this newest hyper-fixation. pls pls pls let me know if u have any fic recs or tumblrs u think i should follow i would really appreciate it. i’m arting again and i wanna draw something for ur fic, but i wanted to check first to make sure it was okay to send u fanart and ask how u usually get it sent to you

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Recommended?!? Ahhhh! That makes me feel good, I’m glad you’re enjoying it!! Man I also wanna update soon too! It’s slow going, BUT it IS going hahahah

I would love it if you drew something for/from my fic, honestly it’s the highest compliment!!! Makes me kick my feet up and giggle 😂 I would encourage you to post it on here and tag me in it so not only can I see but also so others can too! If you aren’t comfortable doing that I’d still love if you private message me a drawing or if you just wanted to talk too! I don’t bite unless asked to hahah

Oooo Recs, I got a LOT of those, I’ll try to contain myself though:

@thesubtextis —conquered by love

Ongoing, one of my absolute favorites, it balances Slade being super menacing but still oddly kind/considerate despite the terrible circumstances and monster he must be

@caroaimezoe —Rude

I LOVE fics where Bruce is absolutely abnormal and unhinged and possessive about Dick!!

@zeroducks-2 —Sladick connected fics

Ongoing, Sladick connected fics my beloved 😭❤️ love basically everything they write, SUCH good dynamics

@hii-theree —Rough callouses and sharp claws

Ongoing, nicer guy than usual Slade, hes still kinda a dick of course and doesn’t know Dick is Nightwing during a hostage situation 🔥

@withthekeyisking-writer —A loaded god complex

The emotion and character work is PEAK in this plus their other works are dark and smutty and great

@green-eyedfirework —virtue is truest nobility

Too many good ones to choose tbh, also posts lots of awesome snippets on here that can lead to some fun plot bunnies

@skalidra —feel it in my bones

Ongoing, bad guys win scenario that hits every time (they have SO many great ones though, sladick and jaydick and sladjay and sladickjay galore)

@wingdingery —all of the fire I’ve swallowed

Dick is self sacrificing and clever but oblivious, Slade is arrogant and scheming and unexpectantly merciful, *chefs kiss*

@everydarkcorner —Bitch and moan and bite down into me (one ongoing and one completed)

Love their all their writing, can’t go wrong, their Slade is one of my favorites to read, possessive and obsessive and deliciously dark

[ftl-faster-than-life]

ARTIST RECOMMENDATIONS Here are some VERY underrated DC artists you should give a follow to! @keanurye -beautiful work, harks back to renaissance painters @00uh5 -Adorable, often poignant art of often obscure/underloved characters @aka-ecckunass Gorgeous, painterly style. (Warning for gore and violence!) @captalwork330 Cute lil lego guys! Who could ask for more? @cessmaga Really adorable, lively art style @ninja46464 Unique, animated style that really leaps off the page @shanetem Soft and sometimes sensual art focusing on a range of continuities @zeroducks-2 Beautiful, masterly work that really nails the comic style

Reblog and add some recommendations!