#zepzep

[matchstique]

[spiritisawake]

Pizza gets pregnant idfk

Monster had no idea what was going on in their heads when they thought of this idea. I mean- Obviously not this but- Surely this wasn't it, Right?

They had just been out shopping with the girls, Getting groceries and what not, When suddenly Zemsy of all people decided to try a pregnancy test, Hamham following suit. Monster didn't really mind or care about the whole thing. But Pizza for some reason seemed rather interested in the whole thing.

He had been throwing up alot and morning sickness was another thing that had recently plagued the triangle heads life. It had gotten so bad that it caused the birth of a new running joke in their little friend group. The joke being that D.Pizza is pregnant.

He himself participated and even added new bits and pieces to it every now and then, Telling the can that he's going to be a father and how he must be prepared to take responsibility.

Monster didn't mind, his boyfriend was having fun and it's not like he was opposed to the idea of having children either. He just hoped that all the sickness Pizza was experiencing wasn't anything harmful and would hopefully go away with the medication the doctor prescribed.

But what he didn't expect was for the jokes to end up no longer being just jokes.

He was waiting outside the bathroom just chatting with the girls when he heard a crash from inside. Concerned, He went in to check on Pizza.

"Babe? Everything alright in there?"

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He didn't hear a response.

So, He called again.

"Dear are you in there? I heard a crash so I came to check.."

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No response again. So he went up to the stall he saw D.Pizza going into. And just before taking the final step, his foot touched something.

It was a pregnancy test that seemed to have slid out from under the gap in the stalls door. Monster leaned down to take a closer look, assuming that it was most likely Pizzas. But something caught him off guard.

The pregnancy test was showing two lines.

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The test was positive...

He was thrown out of his shocked state when he heard the door to the stall opening, Revealing Pizza with tears streaming down his face. Without even thinking the can took his boyfriend into his arms, kissing him passionately.

The people around them were giving them weird looks but in that moment, The world around them didn't exist. It was just the two of them and what was hopefully a new life formed from their passion and feelings.

They finally let go of eachothers lips to catch their breaths, Inhaling and exhaling heavily.

"We're gonna be parents..." Said Pizza, still seemingly unable to belive the reality that was revealed to them mere seconds ago.

Monster smiled warmly at his boyfriend.

"Yeah. Yeah, we are."

"Are you boys done in there? We've been waiting for quite a few minutes now!" They heard the hamburger yell from outside the bathroom.

They gave eachother a knowing look "Do we tell them?" Asked Monster.

"Nah, I've got a feeling they already knew" D.Pizza grinned, as they went outside, Now with one more person to accompany them.

[ladykailolu]

When M&M is mad at Gyro

She called him Googoo Zepzep

No I don’t take constructive criticism!

I don't know what he would hate more: "Googoo Zepzep" or "Juwius 😚"

Either way, it humiliates him in the end lmao

[me-and-other-animals]

Zepzep is on cloud 9 via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2uwwSVA

[bremerlopes]

"Sangue de Jesus!" #ZepZep

[spiritisawake]

A fire reignited

“You came after all. I thought you were a scaredy cat” The pizza head looked at Monster with a smug grin on his face.

“I’m gonna fuck you” Monster smirked.

D.Pizza chuckled “Funny, That’s what I used to do with you!” He charged at him. Punching the can in the face. It hit him straight in the nose, Breaking it.

“Ugh, You bastard!!” Monster grabbed Pizza by the collar, Hitting his cheesy head with his own metal one. “Was breaking my nose once not enough for you?! You broke it again!!”

They tussled and turned, Until they ended up on the floor with Pizza on top of Monster.

“Ha! You’re made of metal and yet you can’t push me off. Did you go for zepzep purely out of spite? Or was it actually because you’ve taken a liking to people who won’t put up a fight?” D.Pizza smirked.

The can gasped “How dare you!!?? My love for zepzep is as true as it was…!”

He stopped himself mid-sentence, Hesitating. “Tch.”

D.Pizza gave a confused look. “As true as what?”

Monster didn’t answer, he couldn’t even look Pizza in the eye.

“Answer me dipshi-“

“It’s as true as the love I had for you!”

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A beat passed by.

Nothing but silence and the rhythm of their hearts could be heard.

“W…What..?” D.Pizza was caught off guard. He waited a bit, expecting Monster to make a snarky remark or use the opportunity to land a hit on him, But the piece of metal didn’t do anything.

D.Pizza sighed “You’re still hung up on that?”

“Of course I am dumbass!” Monster yelled “You think I can just forget everything and move on as if you didn’t cheat on me with some cheap whore from the damn bar I worked at!!?? Dear god, Do you even know how much you’ve hurt me?!”

D.Pizza had a shameful look on his face “Look, I know that I did some…not so great things back in the day, But I’ve changed!”

“No you fucking haven’t.” Monster looked disgusted “Zepzep told me everything, about how you kissed a Hamburger in front of his fucking face.”

“Hey you leave her out of this!”

“Why? You’re probably gonna cheat on her too!”

That pissed Pizza off “Can you fucking stop?! I already told you I’ve changed, I’m not the same as before-“

“Did you ever even love me?!” Monster cut him off, Pushing against Pizzas hold against his wrists.

D.Pizza was caught off guard, He pushed back down against the other, struggling to hold him down “What are you talking about? Of course I did! I-“

“THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!” Monster yelled, The pain evident from the cracks in his voice. He turned his head, Looking away. But even then, You could tell he was holding back tears that had gathered up from years ago.

Suddenly it started raining. It was as if the sky felt pity for him and was trying to help Monster cover his tears.

“Tch, God damn it” Pizza gave a sigh and then…

He kissed Monster, Like how he used to many years ago.

Monster, Caught off guard and wide eyed, tried to push back against him. To throw his ex lover off of himself. But…There was a voice inside of him.

A voice that yearned for that familiar sensation, Yearned to be in D.Pizzas arms again, To let go of everything and just feel the others warmth against the cold of the rain and the cement floor beneath them.

And you know what? Monster wanted to give in. He was so tired from the constant back and forth the pair had had, both physically and verbally, for the past few hours.

And so, He did. The can relaxed his body, Let go of his tears and kissed the pizza back.

He felt...Free. Like the heaviest of burdens had just been taken off of his back.

Their kiss deepend, Became more heated. Years of unresolved tension finally being broken and manifesting itself into endless want and desire.

Suddenly, The image of the cute little alien who had stolen his heart popped into Monsters head.

He pushed back with so much force that D.Pizza nearly got thrown.

The can was breathing heavily “What the fuck am I doing?”

The triangle head reached out his hand to touch the metal heads cheek “What’s wrong?” He asked.

Monster slapped his hand away “Stop, I can’t do this to zepzep” The can looked ashamed “I resent you for cheating on me and yet here I am kissing YOU of all people behind my lovers back…How can I be so stupid…?” He asked himself.

D.Pizza smirked “Actually, I’ve got a proposal to make.”

The can gave a sceptic look “And what may that be?”

“How about you, Me AND zepzep go poly?” The pizza grinned.

Monster took a second to process what had been said to him.

“Are you suggesting a threesome?”

“Mhm”

“And what about your current partner?” He tilted his head.

“Eh” D.Pizza shrugged “We’ll just invite her to the polycule, The more the merrier am I right?”

Monster had some concern in his eyes “Shouldn’t we discuss this with them first?”

“We’ll do that when the time comes, BUT for now” D.Pizza gave an all too familiar smirk “Your place or mine?”

Monster was taken aback, He couldn’t believe such a thing was happening. But he wasn’t opposed to it one bit. He gave the other a smile.

[cuddlebugmonster]

Kibby :3