#zeke.ask

[audhdfox]

do you think the lone gunmen would make a good werewolf pack?

yes absolutely. there’s too few of them to be a full pack but a bonded trio? yeah. all three of them have werewolf vibes and i can just so clearly imagine them all piled on top of each other as wolves to sleep… 🥺

[2percentsugar]

i mean shrimpsisbugs is also a zionist. which is in line for a bully

a bully is a child who is cruel to other children. a zionist is someone with bad geopolitical takes. not all forms of cruelty are the same, and indeed we have different words for a reason

[theremustbeabear]

ur werebear au is sooooooo fun cannot wait for further installments

thank you anon!! i’m actually slowly but surely working on the next one (good timeline, but i muse abt the bad timeline occasionally) so here’s a snippet for your kind words <3

[neweridupublicsecurity]

I loved your “give me sanctuary” story. So I have to ask: will you right another Lycawise story in the future?

oh, thank you!! glad you enjoyed :D unfortunately i doubt it bc i’m super super into the terror right now but i may come back to writing for zzz at some point bc i’m still playing the game and enjoying it and such, it’s just not sparking fanfic motivation haha

[2percentsugar]

I agree with your boxer stance fully, and this is incidental + I'm only sharing because I just smoked, but I'm almost 2 years on T and the crotch of the vast majority of my underwear is unfortunately still full of pussy acid holes. Sorry

its ok. Speak your truth king <3

[2percentsugar]

Zeke that boxers post is like the tip of the iceberg of some discourse among guys I didn't realize existed 😭😭😭

Mark when i came out i was 15, mostly on instagram, and for that mostly on LGBT instagram, which mostly consisted of other 15 year olds posting notes app, sometimes with a gay filter over it. And the tomboyx boxers, which get served to everyone on instagram with a dyed undercut, are a BIG problem amongst the 15 year olds on lgbt instagram, let me tell ya

[2percentsugar]

your post was funny af what did that person even mean by "considering the source". here im a trans man on t had top surgery and have bottom surgery on the way and still don't wear boxers. probably wont until after srs cause they don't fit me that great personally. it legiterally doesn't matter. wear what makes you comfortable especially underwear. those companies are preying on your insecurity, bitch!

AW thank you anon 💕 for context, this is the post they commented under. i think the tweet was by a trans woman (it looks like deirdreskye's icon, maybe that's her twitter?) and the post i drowned was written by a transmisandry truther who was. well. truthing

i am also post op several years on t and i personally love my walmart aisle boxer briefs (better than boxers or briefs check em out ppl) but you're certainly not the only person ive met who they dont fit well. hell ive met cis men who have trouble w the constant wedgies. underwear isnt gendered and the only people who will see yours are the ppl you trust the most so get what fits

i have sympathy for the baby transes who struggle w getting new clothing and want a shortcut. the first few times i went to the store for Boy Clothes, i left without any. but thats an obstacle you have to surmount, you cant just buy from queer lifestyle brands forever. i really hate the tomboyxs of the world which prey on this insecurity

[2percentsugar]

Anne Hathaway was my gay awakening too!!!

i just opened the gif search to find the specific react i was thinking of and was instead met with this

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BABY

[2percentsugar]

What is your Hogwarts house?

YOU AGAIN

[2percentsugar]

why'd you zoom in on that particular detail like i cant figure out if theres anything significant with it

anonymous bosch this is going to get aggressively horny and for that i do apologize, but as soon as i saw that detail i thought "it would be very fun to run your hand under that wing. she would squak like crazy. it's gotta be an erogenous zone or at least hiding one." does this say more about me than the artist? maybe. but

ykw maybe mr. thoma thought the same

[2percentsugar]

hello, i hope you're well! i *love* the collage you posted recently and was wondering if it would be alright to use in a webweave (with credit, of course)? the idea is still somewhat simple right now, but it's for my orange-peeling and fruit-sharing friend. i totally understand if not!! thank you so much :DD

yes, absolutely!! im so honored you like it and have an idea to remix it further. thanks for asking! pls tag me when you post it, i would love to see it

[2percentsugar]

as a current library logistics bitch (entry level in the fucking book mines hauling totes full of shit) i respect u. NOBODY in my system wants to work in materials management and especially not in sorting & transport but it's so cool!!! you see 5,000 different books a day and only 200 or so are Medical Medium books, you get to fix everyone's screwups and wag your fingers at them, the sorters (ours is a Lyngsoe modular system) are MILFs and i will not elaborate on that

I LIKE YOU. i think the sorting machine is so cool and am getting so fucking burned out on patrons .. and all the cool queers my age work in materials...... i answered the WRONG job listing, man. i was coming from university libraries, and my system uses weird titles for all its employees, so i had no idea what i was applying for tbh LMAOOO

the upside is that being even minorly logistically minded makes me seem like the moshiach to the ppl in my department. for the first year i asked everyone annoying questions about the ILS and now i am the only one who understands it. its not even that bad of an ILS

[2percentsugar]

what you mean her Quebec accent is wrong? She’s from Quebec ain’t she?

she's from new brunswick and its not WRONG just super exaggerated imo. i misspoke my bad

[2percentsugar]

that totally makes sense! it also just hit me that the percentage of orthodox jews in the UK is much larger than that of the US (around 30% vs around 10%)

don't apologize for writing a long reply!! i like reading what you have to say :-)

YEAH its kind of crazy. one of many ways american jewry is weird asf

also thank u for being a real one <3 i got scared

[2percentsugar]

yeah from what i know the split happened in like the 1960s with louis jacobs, so masorti people in the uk have more of an orthodox background. i can't exactly say what the differences are between them and us conservative communities (i haven't been to us conservative synagogues) but i do get more of a reformish vibe with the latter, like they don't necessarily see halakha as binding the same way masorti jews in the uk do? like women can be rabbis, gay marriage is allowed etc, but also in some masorti synagogues for certain services there's men's/women's/mixed sitting etc. however i'm not sure how uk orthodox or masorti ppl would take it to lump them together lol

oh -- badly, i'm sure, in much the same way that the US conservatives i go to shul with would not like it if i called them broadly reform lol

by reform vs orthodox i dont want to imply that everyone under one heading has much in common, just where their particular lineage of the tradition derives. US vs UK masorti is illustrative here -- as you say, v diff approaches to halakha and social justice stuff, in spite of nominally occupying the same place on the orthodox-reform gradient. i think this comes down to idea-geneology, basically

in general, this isn't a very helpful dichotomy, and is only useful when you're talking abt the differences btwn movements, esp btwn countries. but as the sort of dweeb who thinks about exactly that a lot, i've noticed a broad difference btwn the streams, esp in approach to halakha

reform-derived judaism has a v v hard time reinstituting halakha it seems, even when they would really like to -- being a US conservative means coming face to face w this regularly lol. younger broadly-reform ppl in the states seem to desire a more traditional judaism, but the US conservative siddur's only inkling of how to do this is include quotes from the besht in the sidebars. sigh.

[2percentsugar]

would you say the same thing about like. the uk masorti movement for example? (not asking this as a gotcha, i'm actually curious)

i would actually maybe place uk masorti in the orthodox bucket! it's my understanding that, while most US conservatives are former reformniks who wanted more observance, most UK masortis are formerly orthodox. there's nothing like the united synagogue in the US, so that changes the dynamics quite a bit

also thanks for asking i love talk abt judaism