#zeisty's being stupid again

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you ever listen to a non-nightcore version of a song just because you're curious as to what it originally sounded like. yeah i'm not sure how i'm supposed to feel about Rockefeller Street rn.

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do you think tasing a drone would be like hitting them with a tranquilizer, or does it gotta be an excessive amount of electricity?

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I think the funniest thing about the N's A Monster AU is that I'm seemingly the only person that actively refers to it by its actual name. I'm like "This is the N's A Monster AU," and meanwhile everyone else is out here like "Look, it's the Monster N AU!"

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CHOKED MY LUNGS OUT ON SALT N' VINEGAR CHIPS, THAT DID NOT FEEL GOOD

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To the Anon(s) who sent me the ring emojis in my Askbox, I just wanted to let you know I'm not answering those asks. I'm hoarding them in my inbox like the dragon I was meant to be. They're mine now, no take backsies.

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where are you

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Members of the jury, I wear UGGs as slippers.

I feel like I should let you know. I don't know why, but I do. I don't know why I wrote it like that, either. That is all.

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i’m not sure if it’s really funny. i kinda personally think so? but every time i have someone i know irl pop on tumblr for the first time, i instinctively just go and help them with learning how to do until i know for sure that they got it. 

so far, it’s happened twice i think, but like. mama zeisty gonna show you the ropes, show you how things’re done here. i’m not perfect, but i’ll show you the gist of it. i’m the training wheels, homedog.

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hey, hedgehogs kinda scary actually, have you seen one speeding at you, oh my god you have not known fear until one runs at you

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yay...

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what does this mean

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ra ra rasputin, my friend's a tomato queen  that's the only thing she can grow  ra ra rasputin this is obscene  all the other plants just goooooooo 

i thought of this in class on the spot. so i wrote it down, and ended up drawing some of it. the face mels’ is making in this drawing is how i feel about posting it.

look at me, i’m a fooken gremlin @melodyofthevoid

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that moment of giddiness you feel when you see your favorite character, and then you go “awww... i’m gonna mess you up” and throw angst on them-

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WHY IS EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE PURPLE

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ME UPON SEEING THE WORDS “SINCERELY ME:” oh please god no 

MY BRAIN: DEAR EVAN H A N S E N-

ME: BRUH WE DON’T EVEN KNOW MUCH ABOUT DEAR EVAN HANSEN STOP PLEASE