#zaroorat

[bitchy-bi-trash]

MAIN HAATH JODTI HOON,

PAIR PADTI HOON.😭😭😭😭💀

Main toh kehti hoon Kohli ko ball de do, Kam se kam entertainment to hoga. Mera Darr khatam kardo, meri umeed maar do😭😭😭😭

[coquettesamosa]

i hate indian men

[phepde-xrayed]

Ay malhaar tu rijhaata apne geet se kisko hai??

[drowningincaffiene]

my brain literally stops working after sun down i am a day girlie through n through

[daughterofruins]

Poore duniya ke compliments ek taraf aur parlour wali aunty ke compliments ek taraf

[iqmmir]

ill live.. but still....

[tumkaafiho]

कब से दिल ने मेरे मान लिया है तुमको अपना

आंखे मेरी देख रहीं हैं जागते सोते ये सपना

मेरे गले में डाल रही हो तुम बाहों का हार

[cordelia-street]

the speed with which I changed the channel when baghban came was truly impeccable

[alizeh-tu-badi-mushkil-hai]

How guys be unapologetically you here. Mere se nahi hota agar huya to bhi psych ward jana padega. People here so sick and funny lmao

[mystifiedmess]

ok ok ok ash, i hope you’re ready for my HCs—i can’t seem them being as good as u bc u set a high and but i’m gonna give it an honest effort.

1. ambivert leaning towards introvert? u prefer having a smaller group of friends that u can let loose w & u social battery takes time to recharge.

2. not a big fan of alcohol? like—u try it, gives u the ick & the you’ll nurse the same drink for a long time.

3. u were the smart kid in school—slightly overachieving, liked sitting in the front, had the answers type

4. you’re good at like. crafts and stuff? all that DIY stuff—bracelets, jewellery, photo frames idk

5. not a big sports person but swimming is good stuff

6. u have a high pain tolerance (this has to be true bc what u told me about ur tattoo—)

7. ur parents r pretty chill w you and u get a lot of only child benefits but ur also not like. a spoiled brat?

8. a rambler!!! can talk for days about anything & everything, interspersed w so many tangential stories & events

dude you said you don't see them being as high as mine and then having the first one dead on correct is most i didn't study for test but topped class behaviour jsjdh

1- my irl friends have this ratio that is just my speaking and interacting with people is inversely proportional to the no of people. it doesn't matter if these are people i have known all my life. like at max i can stay at my bffs house for 5 hours then i Just start getting the hives and it's too much

2-ohkay so i haven't gotten hammered yet (haven't had the chance, but so far my experience was that i liked it enough, i am cautious with it tho but that's more getting caught by family ke karan wala scene)

3-i wish lmao why do people have this perception (you're definitely not the first) but i was an above average kid till like 10th. i had something of a harry scene like where he's smart but he doesn't have studious habits so it didn't really translate to grades you know. the sitting in first bench thing is slightly true (i want to sit infront at time cause i can't see past my hands without glasses,my eyesight is just the most whack thing)

4- oh yeah this is dead on like i didn't do jwellery but i did make a lot of other creative stuff as a kid loved arts and crafts. I'm that stationary friend even now my pouch is 1/2 kgs 🥲

5-ooh so i love running (like track/relay races and stuff) i love cycling just the feel of being so fast that the wind just kisses your face and you get the temporary relief from heat or the world even becomes blur i love that feeling

also love swimming as well tho but besides that don't like any games that involve balls so you're right in a way

6- yeah you're right about it, even rn i ahve a injury which i thought i was adequately describing to mom but turns out just sayin I'm okay and it's not that bad when it is bad doesn't work who knew 🙃

7- bhai so you're dead on for half that I'm not a spoiled brat (also does anyone else physically get the ick when they have to compliment themselves in any form and even if it's a very true statement)

but while i am an only child. my parents are bihari which idk if you've heard about them but they have a reputation ™

they are the strictest species to be on this planet and that's why i am Machiavellian and just like a liar ™

8- did you by chance speak with my friends cause!!!!!! i get this so so so much i can't be on a topic for more than 5 mins. i could start with history of earth and will somehow reach to the depths of feminism and it's reality in india to some meta discussion about a character

I'm that one friend that's just like- so what topic were we in again

the other friend : which one of these 18 topics are you talking about

over-all dude you've got a pretty good idea about me 🫂

[menstitsillness]

[lyricsdb1]

Zaroorat Se Zyada Lyrics Vedaa Arijit Singh

Zaroorat Se Zyada (ज़रूरत से ज़्यादा) Lyrics from Vedaa is brand new Hindi song sung by Arijit Singh while this latest song is featuring John Abraham, Tamannaah Bhatia. Zaroorat Se Zyada song lyrics are penned down by Kunaal Vermaa while music is also given by Amaal Mallik and video has been directed by Nikkhil Advani. Zaroorat Se Zyada Lyrics Tu Jaane Na JaaneHain Tere DeewaneTujhi Ko Hai Mana…

[cashloanapp]

Zaroorat Cash

[viggos-mortensen]

yaar bolna tha kuch toh 'why does he look like the sexy lead guitarist from rock on!! (2008)' toh bolna tha

DIEGO CALVA

as Manny Torres in Babylon (2022), dir. Damien Chazelle

[martian-astro10]

I made that johnny depp post a few days ago and then suddenly my Tumblr started showing me radfem posts, and the radblr community is SO TOXIC. Like, what's up with the "you can't be a feminist if you date a guy", cuz like.....what the Fuck 😭. Instead of telling women to eat healthy, do martial arts, keep themselves strong, be financially dependent and be very careful while choosing a partner, you're telling them to just not date, and avoid all men like, how are you any different from those that tell women to just stay inside their houses if they don't wanna get raped. Fucking weirdos fr. Dating a man who cares about you is literally the best thing ever, sex actually feels good when you're having it with someone who makes sure that you experience pleasure and orgasm every single time you guys do it. Being in a healthy relationship feels good as fuck.

As someone who was raised by a single mother, these kinda posts actually make me laugh, you literally can't avoid men, my mom has her own architectural firm, and most of her dealings are with men, she has to go to secluded areas with them and analyse a piece of land, inko lagta hain sab "choice" ke hisaab se hota hain, pagal hain yeh log yaar.

Don't go out with the first guy who asks you out, have HIGH standards, don't lower them, break a guy's bones if he dares to touch you without permission. Haddiyan todh do saale ki, darne se kya hoga? Jeena band kar doge? bahaar jaana band kar doge? Mard rahenge iss duniya mein, kuch nhi ho sakta. Problems se deal karna sikho, avoid karne se kuch nhi hoga.

Let me tell you a story, I used to live in Delhi, okay, Delhi is the rape capital of India. So this one time, lights went out, i think it was 12:30 am, and it was June, and the temperature was 43° okay, so my mom goes "it's getting very hot inside the house, let's go outside" and just to clarify, we lived in DELHI and it was 1 FUCKING AM, and my mom has the most unbothered expression on her face, and we trust her, so ofc we go outside and then SHE TAKES US TO SANJHA CHULHA TO EAT TANDOORI CHICKEN AT 1 FUCKING AM, and i remember we were surrounded by drunk men, and NO ONE bothered us because my mom has infinite aura, AND THEN WE WENT BACK, ALIVE AND SAFE.....AND UNTOUCHED. this is MY childhood experience, my mom has never once said the words "raat ho gyi hain, bahaar mat Jaa, kuch ho jaayega" she has always said "toh? Kya ho jaayega, uske paas 2 haath aur pair hain, tere paas bhi 2 haath aur pair hain, toh darne ki kya zaroorat hain".

[tapovashi]

Rituals to be a desi it girl

Before guidelines to this you're desi Matlab you're already an it girl .

Wear your mom's saree once a week and do a photoshoot yourself edit and think you're a Rajkumari cause you are .

Ysl , dior kya Hota hai attar ka naam suna hain? Get your hands on good quality attar .

Coconut oil is strong in cases of healing dry skin use it , along with ubtan ( besan , haldi , chandan) play 80's music and put it all over yourself and wash yourself like you're a queen bathing .

Put rose petals or neem leaves in your bath water, rose for symbolism of beauty neem for antibacterial property . Balti se nahate ho toh fir bhi dalo , balti ne Kab maharani ko roka hai?

Get niche here , get to know about a desi artistry if possible learn it , use it as your weapon . You know stocks bitch I know patachitra and stocks :)

A desi it girl knows ki internet se kharide Kapre Sab pehnenge toh unique nahi lagega , search for your local stores , buy textile make your own clothes with darzi, your mom wanna donate this saree you love , gorgeous gorgeous girls know that tab jaise pure textile hardly milte hai , girl make a kurta set .

Learn a desi dance form and put in the effort to learn it well .

Wear natural fabrics more and more

Matcha latte kya Hota hai haldi wala dood piyo or just haldi ginger tea , your skin will start glowing.

Make your own Kajal, youtube tutorials dekho.

Apne sabse luxurious Kapre hath se dho, see the delicacy feel the delicacy.

Make your own shampoo , reetha base

Rice ko fekne ki zaroorat nahi use it as a face pack blend karke

Jhumke kharido but zyada nahi have statement pieces exquisite and wear it often make it a you thing.

Wear jewellery even if you're going to get sabzi, who cares .

Jo larka apko rani ki Tarah treat na kare usko ignore karo .

Diwali mei apne diya khud paint karo .

Do tell me if yall want more :)