#zappedbyzapka

[miyagi-hokarate]

ask game:

dutch (you know i had to)

sam

amanda! just to kind of change it up!

I am so fucking abnormal about Dutch it's unreal. Is most of it fanon? Yes, from my fucking mind, but he's MY evil little abominable snowman rotten apple pie duchess baby who occasionally needs a kick to the face. And he's trans NEXT

(@zappedbyzabka also asked for Dutch, so here you go!!!)

SAMMYYYYYYYY. SHE IS ARHJAJDJAJDKAKDKKADKA (I should have circled that one for her oops 🤡). SHE'S MY PRECIOUS FUCKING DAUGHTER AND I WISH HER ONLY LOVE AND RESPECT AND ALSO A RAGE ROOM. I wish Cobra Kai would let her fucking SPEAK and SCREAM. Sam deserves it

SPEAKING OF WOMEN WHO DESERVE TO SPEAK AND SCREAM...HEY MANDY. She's HILARIOUS. She's a SEMI FORMER PUNK. She's BISEXUAL. She's TIRED OF HER HUSBAND'S ANTICS. She FUCKS EVERY DAY. She's BABE RUTHLESS. I want to dress her in the cuntiest corporate chic and serve Kreese and Silver lawsuit papers. Mandyyy

Thanks so much for the ask!

[conradrasputin]

The way he completely ignores the other guy💀

He calls Ruben waterboy cause that WAP

(“Watch how a real man does it.” Does what? [redacted] blond twunk?—) And this is why Ruben deserves more posts from me cause he’s a PRIME. Would have sent this in dms but Tumblr doesn’t allow that smh.

ME RESPONDING EDIT:

IDK how to edit/respond submissions smh, but holy shit Ruben is a speciman, he needs his p**sy stuffed immediately!!!

[conradrasputin]

cursed versatile mind does as cursed versatile mind does, but now lemme be clear lmao, if there's someone I know is OBJECTIVELY the bottom, it's Eric, like I KNOW 😂

anyway st*vier lovechildren is so low tier thought, u know where my head is atm, but also never engage my vers mind on teen wolf, that's where the real sacrilege lives

[conradrasputin]

I saw you reblogged one True Blood post of Eric (the blond) and it immediately reminded me of when Sookie (the protagonist who is involved with Eric sorta) dreamed about her brother and him fucking💀 lol

This was peak trashy television. Why is he drinking it like that and why is the cup so big😂

Oh believe believe beLIEVE, I never watched, but I found every er*tic moment, every free balling moment, every FRAME of the peach fest this show was 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 we never had it so good 😩 The dream sequences were so 😩

should've been the canon passaround bottom

2. They should've flip f**ked

3. Sam VERY underrated

4. honorary kazinsky mention

upon reflection, what a blueballs of mlm content, and yet somehow so much better than so much content that goes all the way 🧐

also some random au of st*vier lovechildren that hookup, but that's my yum to think about

[conradrasputin]

still 2 months before the date, but whatever, with real life+now that I'm thinking about it, happy anniversary to the Lottie @zappedbyzabka post that broke the camel's back, that truly set me on fire for Lawrusso 🙌

I STILL have this in my likes, like understand, this is EXACTLY when the tide turned and I gave in 😂

Anyway let me learn how to write because this prompt is still 👀📝

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