#zap 2.0 is screaming

[i-am-distressed]

Kyoto Metropolitan Curse Technical College Chaos

After all, Tokyo was the weird school, Kyoto was perfectly normal...right?

💕An SMAU showcasing just how not normal the Kyoto group really is💕

Including but not limited to... Noritoshi Kamo, Aoi Todo, Momo Nishimiya, Mai Zen'in, Kasumi Miwa, Kokichi Muta (Mechamaru), + 3rd year Y/n (told from reader pov)

Pt.1: This is for training purposes I promise

Pt.2: The missing case of Noritoshi's dorm key

Pt.3: Innocent until proven guilty

Pt.4: did anybody else hear that?!?

Pt.5: Help

Pt.6: todo the love "expert"

Pt.7: Noritoshi, the unfortunate victim of identity fraud...

Pt.8: noritoshi lacks appreciation for true art

Pt.9: Kyoto takes an IQ test

...more to come

Notes: seeing as it's produced by me it will subtly be a noritoshi x reader, though the main "plot" of this whole thing is just fun little random texts with the Kyoto group cause I dont think their potential for mayhem gets appreciated enough. This is not done in any specific order and can be read as out of order as you please. If you have scenarios you would like the Kyoto group to experience, send an ask! I'll be happy to try and bring as much chaos to this world as I can.

[i-am-distressed]

I cannot nor would I, u make a slay point morgan😩😩

Masculine men in anime are baby girl

Prove me wrong

@i-need-entertainment @i-am-distressed

[rottenpumpkin13]

AGSZ goes to Yharnam (Bloodborne world)

Written by @heraldofcrow , Bloodborne expert:

• Angeal dies first (lol) and ends up in the Hunter's Dream. Charmed by the Doll, fascinated by Gehrman's sagely regret, and delighted by the mixture of cool weaponry and garden atmosphere, he ends up staying there and ignoring the hunt. After a few hours, he has bonded with Gehrman over the mutual agony of training unhinged students and inevitably being separated from them via some form of suicide.

• Genesis somehow ends up in Cainhurst and first gets lost in the library because he's distracted by all the old books. But every time he tries to start reading, several of the ghost women screech at him, giving him multiple heart-attacks. He can't believe he will never stop being tormented by people with long silver hair and sharp objects wherever he goes.

• Then, after accidentally killing the frozen popsicle man (he melted him with a single firaga in a panic because he got jump-scared), he meets Queen Annalise (the vampire queen) and thinks she's Minerva, so he pledges loyalty but he doesn't get why she keeps telling him to fetch tadpole-shaped blood for her to consume. (Do NOT question why they look like tadpoles).

• Sephiroth ends up in the nightmare realms because he kept following the Amygdala to "free them from the lives of misery Hojo definitely created them for," and then he gets zapped into The Layers, where he somehow comes across Micolash (Hojo 2.0).

Micolash: Ah Kos...or some say Kosm....

Sephiroth: I have gained 99+ insight and the voices have spoken to me. You are my father. You have been my entire life and you never once admitted it to me. How could you, Hojo?

Micolash: Wait what

Sephiroth: Was I nothing but your greatest experiment to you? Was I like those abominations you created for the sole purpose of communing with Jenova?

Micolash: What the fuck

Sephiroth: And even worse! You were British this whole time! I can't believe this. My life is an overarching, singular lie crafted by your scientific hubris. I have no choice but to kill you now, Hojo.

Micolash: WHO IS HOE JOE?

*Sephiroth throws Masamune at him and misses because Micolash jumps through a mirror screaming*

Written by yours truly, lacking all knowledge of Bloodborne lore, relying solely upon the miracle of Google images:

Zack: Cool! Mutated dog beast!

The hunter: That is in fact the scourge.

Zack: It's the s'cute! :)

[theofficersacademy]

                   Chrom  Maria  Eir  Iuchar                         Innes  Deirdre  Ephraim  Niles                                Julius  Gerik  Hapi

FINAL BATTLE August 26th - 31st

…Kass curses as the large crystal shocks him yet again. It’s only after a handful of times he realizes he has an audience. “...Ah.”

He turns to face the crowd. “So, you all made it! I hope you won’t forget who helped ya through! Hehe.” He glances away. Makes another grab for the crystal. Curses in some foreign language when, once more, it zaps him good. He turns to Cube. “Can’t you do somethin’ ya bucket o’ bolts?”

Cube 2.0 chuckles. “ You took until now to Ask, Master Kassian. Beep boop. ”

With a spin, a link of energy crackles toward the machine holding the crystal and with a sudden loud hum, it falls quiet the the thing near falls to the ground before Kass dives to grab it, shielding it from hitting the ground. Scrabbling to his feet, he dusts himself off. “Whew! Look at this baby!”

You’re fairly certain it’s what you’re here for. Like. What else could it be?

He turns to you all, casually tucking the vibrating orb of energy under his arm. He half turns to leave, though there’s no door in the direction he’s facing. “Well, s’been a slice folks! Don’t forget to lock the door on your way out, yeah?”

There’s at least one in your number that draws a weapon on him. Oh. So much for that, huh. “Hey hey heeyyyy,” he cajoles, brows upturning, his axe hand waving innocently. “We’re pals now ain’t we? Been through thick and thin back there... And I did help you out, lest you forget. And your church pals back in Ailell too.” Never mind that he probably woulda died on his own here. Shhhh. “... Put that thing away yeah? Pretty please?” Oh no, not the puppydog eyes... ! It’s... not very effective.

“I can... help you guys get out of here, yeah? And... you were here after some information, yeah? I could--”

The ground shakes and yet doesn’t. It’s that same disorienting feeling from earlier, when the world was pulled from beneath your feet. A circle of light surges to life at your feet and you all start to float, even Kass and Cube -- but as you near the circle overhead, you make it out, and they don’t. Level Five fades away, and in its place, darkness. You can see your comrades. You can somehow see Garreg Mach from an impossible distance, that same all-encompassing thing��from before looming overhead.

Setting: ???

What you know:

Rion told you to prepare.

Rion told you he’d be back for one last game.

This is it.

What to do:

Check out your team’s combat doc to see what you’re up against

Fight.

                                . . .

                                               . . .

                                                       Once upon a time,

Gofannon, the Eagle of the North, screamed ancient curses through a bird’s tongue. To its creators... that they be eaten alive, picked over like carrion by every beast in Sreng, aware of every dying breath they take. To humanity... that they all answer for their sinful greed, that they all stand helplessly as everything they hold dear is torn from their arms. And to you, the ones that. . .

                                                                                .  .  .

                                                       Once upon a time,

Sophrosyne, the Chelonian of the West, accepted its defeat, parting with a swan song, a low bellow thanking you for ending its suffering. . . The waves crashed onto its lifeless body, cracking the shell easily as if it were made from glass. One by one its offspring did the very same, letting out a loud cry before the waves tore them apart.

                                         .  .  .

And today, they rise anew in this strange other world, in a different life. Perhaps you have forgotten them. Perhaps you have remembered them. They do not remember you.

Perhaps they are toys. Perhaps they are willing.

Regardless, they bar your way forward.

[no-thoughts-only-soup]

I hope you don’t mind me making an au of your au! Because this gave me inspiration!

—

Luke eventually notices things are wrong. Mario is being violent and refuses to be funny, SMG4.exe isn’t making memes anymore and SMG3.exe is too busy fighting Mario to do his task. He can’t work like this. Everything is too fucked up and serious to make videos.

So he makes the hard choice to hard reset everything.

Yeah, it sucks erasing 12 years of work along with all the OCs he made. But with all the experience that came with those 12 years, version 2.0 will be so much better! Lore can be set up better, he can create new things and characters where he first couldn’t… his fans won’t like it, but it’s not like he can continue like this.

Luke takes out the USBs, wipes them mostly clean, uninstalls and reinstalls SM64 on the computer and plugs in the USBs.

USB3 goes pretty well. It’s slow, but then again, it’s 12 years old.

USB4 seems to be stuck on infinite loading, unfortunately.

Oh well. It’s 2 am. He’ll go to bed and leave the computer on so it can load.

—

In the Mushroom Kingdom, history seems to repeat itself. Mario and Peach are enjoying the evening when an USB lands, and Mario goes to check it out. When he approached, electricity cackles… and misses.

Mario is confused, but it doesn’t seem to be doing anything. Peach and the Toads come to check up, and when they arrive, the USB goes haywire, zapping everything and everyone. Peach quickly orders to take the USB somewhere where it can’t hurt anyone, though thankfully, all it seemed to do was give everyone a little shock.

Looks like USB4 wasn’t fully wiped, and retained some memories. Memories of guilt. Memories that cause it to refuse making Mario an avatar. But an SMG needs an avatar to function…

As the days pass and Peach gets kidnapped again, Mario goes on an adventure to rescue her again! Though things seem… different this time.

Toads sometimes transform into little coloured spacemen screaming SUS. Walls have funky colours. Bowser briefly transforms into a green abomination. There’s a lot more swearing and loud noises. It freaks Mario out, and he goes to the USB in the hope it has answers.

It’s open.

And then he hears about rumours of a monster roaming the streets, sometimes looking like a recoloured Mario, then Peach, then Toad, but more often a freakish mixture of different characters. Like a glitch…

And in the distance, a single smart and wrathful eye watches. It needs power. It needs to grow. It isn’t done having a grudge yet…

—

TL;DR: Luke hard resets the timeline, doesn’t succeed in fully wiping out the USBs and the computer, which causes SMG4 to refuse taking Mario as an avatar, but that clashes with his coding, and it results in him splitting avatar powers between multiple people, which causes Mario to retain most of his personality and SMG4 become a glitchy monster. Smart Mario also found a way to survive, albeit being stripped of most of his powers and seeks to become stronger so he can keep torturing the cast, never mind most of them are innocent in this timeline.

I call it New Guilt +

Ok so if smart Mario’s gonna take revenge by torturing everyone… he’d be especially vicious towards 4. Not just because of mar10 day, but because he and 3 are unwittingly responsible for everything Mario suffered through by making him the avatar, and because 4 exploited his stupidity for his videos.

I imagine he’d tear 4 down so much he’d mentally break down, going into a catatonic state that somewhat resembles the perfect arc, but instead of working on a video he just sits in the corner of his room doing nothing but spewing mantras like “im sorry” and “what have I done”. This, of course, makes everything even worse. Not just because he’s starving since he won’t eat anything that’s not shoved in his face, but without him making videos and memes the meme cycle can’t work, and everything keeps spiralling down.

ABSOLUTELY, SMG3 would definitely take the lashing out route, and on the subject of the meme cycle corrupting, it means there’s loose corrupt memes running around the kingdom, and it’s basically a wasteland, peach is gone, so there’s no order. mario is now the ruling god, and the lucky ones who haven’t personally affected mario have made small settlements, but it’s all. wry fragile, but the inside of the castle is protected, none of the corrupt memes go there, mario is way more powerful than them, it’s where he’s torturing all his ‘friends��. sometimes he’ll grab people at random from the village to participate in his “meme games”, so the villagers treat him like some sort of cruel deity that can only be satisfied with sacrifices, but mario doesn’t really care about things like that, he just cares about torturing the cast

[elizabeatrice]

Sumire: In Summary (Chapter 66)

Let’s Talk About JSHK Manga #2

Warning: !!!Manga spoilers up to chapter 66!!! Duh.

These are my initial thoughts. I’m warning you, they may not be entirely coherent. I wrote this when Eng scanlations weren’t out yet, so I used @etoile_atelier’s Eng summary that they posted on their Insta Story. I’ll update with the scanlations later.

Sorry not sorry for the awful title I’m just punny like that okay.

Summary: Chapter commentary + theories on: Sumire’s relations to Aoi, Sumire and Tsukasa’s seals, and is Sumire and Shinigami a cautionary tale for Hanako and Nene?

First, chapter recap.

Having no expectations at all amplified my emotional reactions to this chapter like 1000%

THE COLORED PAGE. REALLY? REALLY. ANOTHER SUPERNATURAL/HUMAN PAIR?

IT ONLY TOOK FOUR PANELS. FOUR (4)! (Oh, the number of death ... makes sense)

I can’t. I can’t deal. I’m not supposed to sympathize with Goat Man yet.

I mean we’re only four panels into his story smh

Okay so we’re back with Hanako and Nene! And they’re ... somewhere.

And they came across villagers who call them monsters (mononokes)

Honestly why are people so rude to my boy he’s a kiddo trying his best mkay and now ya’ll’re capturing him, the nerve! Y’all captured my daughter in law as well, who’s a literal angel! I will call your mothers about this unacceptable behavior, random villagers.

*ding* [A wild new character appears!]

Ghost girl finally reappears! And yet again, I must ask,

“What is your deal, bruh?”

Sumire took them in, treating them like miserable strays in desperate need of help

And Sumire said something along the lines of taking in the mononokes like she always does

Lmao when these two dumbasses tryna escape

At the very least, Hanako and Nene are trapped somewhere comfortable. And without creepy bugs.

Sumire is so much like Aoi I-???

‘Kay they must be related somehow, right? (More on that later below)

So ... is it official? Are we serving tanuki nabe in hananene events now?

Hanako is even more careful than usual and I gotta say, I’m following his footsteps.

Before I got my stylus out and started translating stuffs, I was so worried when I saw the panels focused on Hakujoudai.

I care about Hakujoudai more than I thought, guys. What a revelation.

Domestic hananene, finally some good freaking food tea.

Darn Hanako spilled the tea (literally, and figuratively)

So they’re not in the Far Shore ... I feel like I was lied to. Why would you lie to your own minions (and us), Shinigami?!

Unless them landing wherever this is wasn’t intentional.

Man, I was excited to see the Far Shore too.

Hanako said they’re still in Shinigami’s boundary, and the place is water-less because they’re in some sort of made up world inside his boundary (that may or may not be based on his memories)

I think it actually is based on his memories, because the first page’s introductory sentence included something along the lines of, “Seven Mysteries’ No. 6′s memories”

So yeah it’s like a mini theater, presumably made by Shinigami so that his boss and his boss’ kannagi couldn’t interfere with his plans. Maybe.

I know the tea might be drugged by Sumire/Shinigami or whatever but-

Your wife helped make that tea, Yugi Amane, show some appreciation!

She looked sad about the tea, too, oh you precious child

Hanako’s sulky, distrustful face tho lmao

Boy was all serious like, “I’ll protect this girl with my afterlife”

Then ZAP *obligatory “Hanako you pervert” comment*

Hanako: Go in there save Yashiro go in there save Yashiro and maybe take a lil peek-

Also Hanako: She’ll hate me.

Hanako: Fuck.

Sumire: Aren’t you two lovers?

Nene: NO.

Sumire:

Nene: ////// D-do we actually look like lovers?

Sumire:

Sumire: Gurl-

*TV beep*

AidaIro: Imma just drop the bomb of the month here~

Sumire: I’m (probably) a yorishiro!

*roll credits*

*cue me screaming*

Sumire? Aoi?

Option A

Aoi and Sumire come from the same bloodline, Sumire’s her ancestor.

Option B

Aoi is Sumire’s reincarnation. So, that means the Sumire we’re seeing isn’t the real Sumire, regardless whether she was made especially for this ‘made up lil’ world inside the boundary’ or the real yorishiro.

Though, would Shinigami actually put his yorishiro somewhere Hanako and Nene could find and destroy her so easily? Suspicious.

So yeah this Sumire, if she really is the real yorishiro, must be a memory apparition like Mitsuba 2.0

White on Black, Red on Black

Now the moment this girl revealed her seal I knew the fandom would point a finger and unanimously scream, Tsukasa!

But ... then again, there’s the matter of different colors between Tsukasa’s seal and the yorishiro seals we’ve seen so far

What if object-yorishiro and person-yorishiro seals have different colors?

Like, white on black seals for object-yorishiro, and red on black seals for person-yorishiro

We actually need to see Sumire’s seal in color to confirm this tho

Sumire, Shinigami, and the Repeating Motive of Tragic Human-Supernatural Relationships in JSHK

Boi. You knew from the first four panels alone that something went wrong with Sumire and Shinigami.

“Promise you’ll stay with me forever.”

Bruh. I can not.

I mean I’m already imagining stuffs that are probably not how their real story’s gonna go down but

It’s definitely tragic, you can smell it. I’ll be entirely shocked if it ain’t tragic

Shinigami’s her betrothed, right?

Why are they only getting married now tho? I assume these two first met ages ago.

Could it be that human Sumire died before they could?

If so ... what if they’re trying to fulfill their wish that never got to happen when Sumire was alive?

What if these two are a cautionary tale for Hanako and Nene?

This might be too far fetched but think about it.

Sumire said, “Falling for things that don’t exist in our world may be deemed a taboo, but you can’t help it if you’re attracted to them,” and it’s the same for Sumire.

According to her, Shinigami is a straitlaced but cute demon. He used to kill for fun (and out of boredom, ‘cause the dude is immortal) but he’s quick to get shy, too.

So. You’ve got a kannagi who’s all too kind to ‘monsters’ (taking in the mononokes, remember?) and try her best to help them.

And a monster with dangerous powers who also have a shy side and would do anything to do what they deem right.

Sounds familiar?

Let’s admit it. The only problem Nene has with liking Hanako is the fact that he’s not her type.

Him being dead has never been the main problem.

In fact, when she does acknowledge his death, it was out of sympathy. She wished he could’ve lived happier. But since he didn’t she sets out to make his afterlife happy, you know, as a good friend.

So I imagine if she does, in fact, accept that she really does like him like that, she’ll be a lot like Sumire, don’t you think?

Nene’s thing is that she’s got compassion for everyone, whether they’re supernaturals or not (unless they mock her legs I guess hahahaha).

She won over Yako (who still hasn’t admitted it), Tsuchigomori, and Shijima with her earnest heart.

On the other hand, Hanako was willing to defy his own principles, his hatred toward the fakeness of Shijima’s world, and perhaps supernatural law or whatever (’cause I doubt it’s ‘legal’ to keep the students trapped in a painting) just because Nene could live happily there.

As we (slowly) uncover Shinigami’s story, Nene also seems to be constantly confronted by others regarding her own feelings. Akane, Aoi, now Sumire.

Also:

“Promise you’ll stay with me forever?”

“Stay by my side until then, okay?”

BAM!

I just broke your hearts. Maybe. Maybe not.

Now Imma go cry.

[one-of-us-blog]

The Zygon Invasion (Doctor Who S09E07)

Today Drew is forced to watch and recap “The Zygon Invasion”, the seventh episode of Doctor Who’s ninth series. Remember those pesky Zygons we ran into a while back? Well, they’re back, and some of them are up to no good. Can the Doctor save the humans from the Zygons? Can he save the Zygons from the humans?

Keep reading to find out…

Eli, not only must I now applaud your superior recapping skillz, which seem to only improve with time, I also have to congratulate you on your unparalleled punctuality and your strength of spirit after soldiering through that mess of a clip show. I don’t always mind that format as much as you do, but I agree that this last one was a real stinker. The premise was whacky enough to have potential, but it was just written as a series of flashback prompts and definitely didn’t justify being a two-parter. But, you made it through! And now you’re all done with season five, can you believe it? In my opinion seasons three through five are when the show is at its absolute best, but there are still some great episodes in seasons six and seven that I’m looking forward to seeing your take on, not to mention The Golden Palace! But, for now, I’ve got my own two-parter to get started on, so I’d best stop wasting time!

Buttocks tight!

Episode directed by Daniel Nettheim and written by Peter Harness

We start off with a recap of the events of “The Day of the Doctor”, which led to the human/Zygon peace treaty which has kept the two species in check. The two Osgoods explain that UNIT has dispersed twenty million Zygons on Earth in disguise as humans, and it seems the peace between the two races has gone smoothly. The Osgoods explain that the peace is fragile, though, and if one Zygon or one human sets out to break it, everything’s wrecked for everybody. The Doctor left a tool behind just in case the ceasefire was ever endangered, and the Osgoods are responsible for it. Unfortunately, one of the Osgoods got totally iced, which spells trouble for this interspecies peace. The surviving Osgood is caught up in a riot, and attempts to contact the Doctor but is snatched up by an undisguised Zygon. The TARDIS picks up her message, though, and the Doctor knows everything’s gone to hell.

After the credits, the Doctor tries to get ahold of Clara but instead tracks down a couple of disguised Zygons to get some intel. At UNIT, Kate Lethbridge-Stewart knows the surviving Osgood is in trouble and her sensitive UNIT knowledge has already been compromised. The Doctor tries to get down to some real talk with the Zygons, who look like a couple of little girls, but the Zygons insist they know there’s a problem with some of their own causing trouble and that they’re going to handle it themselves. Lethbridge-Stewart lets them know that the Zygons who kidnapped Osgood now know the location of every Zygon on Earth, and the ceasefire is definitely endangered. The two Zygons the Doctor was just talking to get snatched by some of their undisguised brethren right in front of him, but he’s helpless to save them.

The Zygons force Osgood to send a message to UNIT declaring that the agency is going to be destroyed, and that the truth about the Zygons is going to be known. The Doctor tries once again to get ahold of Clara and once again gets her voicemail. He’s actually called her 127 times, but she decides it’s more important to help some random kid find his missing parents than figure out what could be so important that it would cause the Doctor to call her 127 times. The parents, who are very clearly disguised Zygons, arrive and drag the screaming child back inside their house, but Clara’s dumb as hell for some reason in this episode so she just goes along with this. She finally calls the Doctor back and the two of them meet Lethbridge-Stewart at the former Zygon HQ. She says that UNIT hasn’t really been able to deal with the Zygons without the surviving Osgood’s help, but they knew there was trouble brewing with the younger Zygons who’d been born on Earth after the peace was established.

The Doctor fingers a Zygon computer and figures out where all the hidden Zygons were hidden. Lethbridge-Stewart gets another message from the rebel Zygons, who say they’ve been robbed of their identities by being forced to pretend to be humans, and they’re mad as hell and they’re not taking it anymore. They vaporize the two little girl Zygons, who were actually the high command of the species on Earth, and Lethbridge-Stewart’s ready to bomb the rebels in order to protect Earth. The Doctor insists that these rebels are a splinter group that doesn’t represent all Zygons, as most of them want peace, and that bombing them will just cause further tension. Clara randomly figures out that the rebels are based in New Mexico, so the Doctor sends Kate there while he heads to Turmezistan to rescue Osgood. Clara and Jac, aka Osgood 2.0, head to her apartment in time to see that random kid’s parents dragging his body to the elevator, so they head after them to save the day. The elevator they hop on rockets them deep underground, where they spot a bunch of disguised Zygons meddling around. They head back for reinforcements while the Doctor arrives in Turmezistan and Lethbridge-Stewart arrives in New Mexico.

Lethbridge-Stewart sees rebel Zygon graffiti all over the seemingly abandoned town, but she ain’t no fool and you know she’s strapped. Is this a Glock I see before me? Hell yeah, it is. Unfortunately she’s not the only bad chick with a gun in this one horse town, and a sheriff’s deputy arrives assuming she’s a Zygon. Lethbridge-Stewart’s cool as a cucumber and manages to keep herself from getting popped. Back in Turmezistan, the Doctor’s doing his best to keep the military from nuking the Zygons, with mixed success. Back at UNIT, Clara and Jac figure out that people are being snatched from elevators all over London, and what they saw underground is just the beginning. In New Mexico, Lethbridge-Stewart and her new BFF discuss how this town went to hell after a group of Zygons arrived a while back. The Zygons and the humans clashed, and the town quickly destroyed itself.

The Doctor and the military head into the Zygon-occupied village. The Zygons play mind games on the soldiers, who fall for them like a bunch of saps. The commanding officer and the Doctor are the only ones not immediately executed by the Zygons, and the commanding officer the Doctor has ten minutes to find Osgood before she bombs the hell out of this place. Luckily he only needs about 30 seconds to find Osgood, but unluckily the commanding officer is a liar and she starts bombing immediately. UNIT heads down into the tunnels beneath London, while Clara shits on Jac for being middle-aged and thinking the world is going to end. The Doctors, the Osgood, the soldiers and a captured Zygon hop on a plane and head back for the UK. The Doctor tries to figure out if this Osgood is human or Zygon, but the Osgoods fully embraced each other and the peace they represented. They refuse to acknowledge one as this and the other as that, because to them they’re equally human and Zygon. Wait a second… Sort of like a Hybrid.

Back underground, Clara, Jac and the UNIT peeps find tons of suspended Zygon pods. The rebel Zygons are breeding like crazy, and that spells trouble. The Doctor tries to interrogate the captured Zygon, while Clara relishes ordering the UNIT soldiers to neutralize what she thinks are Zygon eggs. Jac figures out that Zygons don’t grow duplicates; the people suspended in the pods are the human originals, and the real Clara is in one of those pods. Thank goodness, now we have an actual explanation for why she’s been so weird this whole time! Jac tries to get the UNIT soldiers out in time, but she and the soldiers are all killed by the Zygons and we get to see how the real Clara never left that apartment after she saw the screaming kid get taken inside. The Zygon pretending to be Clara calls herself Bonnie for some reason, and she sets out to put the next stage of her plan in place. The captured Zygon declares that their invasion is already underway, and they’re about to win the war against the humans.

Lethbridge-Stewart and her gal pal are still hanging out in New Mexico, but, uh-oh, the deputy knows a lot more about Zygons than she should and ya gurl Kate’s in trouble. Bonnie calls the Zygon now pretending to be Lethbridge-Stewart and finds out everything’s gone according to plan. Bonnie grabs a rocket launcher and plans to take down the Doctor’s plane. She can’t help but call him one last time, though, as she prepares to blast him out of the sky. She reveals the truth of her identity to the Doctor, and fires her big ass rocket.

The End

~~~~~

What a ride! I’m really, really glad we got an explanation as to why Clara seemed so dumb for most of this episode, because otherwise I was gonna have a major issue with that. I still don’t understand how she managed to miss 127 calls from the Doctor before she got replaced by a Zygon, though. I actually really love how fully committed the Osgoods were to each other as sisters and to the peace they represented, and I think it adds a lot of depth to this character who was initially just some Doctor fangirl. I’m disappointed Kate and the deputy didn’t join forces and form a detective agency together, but, hey, you can’t have everything. I enjoyed Jac and it sucked to see her die, but man oh man were those UNIT troops in Turmezistan inexcusably dumb. I’m looking forward to seeing how this all wraps up next time, though!

Check back in soon to join Eli as he welcomes a new life into the world with the first episode of the penultimate season of The Golden Girls, “Blanche Delivers”, and then I’ll wrap up this arc with my recap of the next episode of Doctor Who, “The Zygon Inversion”.

Until then, as always, thank you for reading, thank you for zapping and thank you for being One of Us!

[astralsecrets]

Dream - The Freak Light Show & Odd Shops & Just Look At Least

Date of Dream: SUN 14 OCT - 2018 Dream No. 452 - Separated Sections Dream 452 A - The Freak Light Show (Nightmare!) The dream started off with me saying goodbye to my grandma as she went over to the hospital for her specialist appointment. Meanwhile, I started to walk around my TAFE campus. At first, it just seemed like a normal day. I was in Building W where my accounting friends were and so I was going to say hello to a few people. I ended up going to one of the bathrooms and seeing one of the TAFE teachers, KHa, on bathroom duty? This isn’t a kids’ school. Apparently for people whom she though were in the bathroom for too long, she would tell them to get out. She encouraged me to try and so I did. She didn’t like the method I used though and so suggested I use a more harsh and demanding tone, so indeed, I demanded a man to get out of his cubicle. I was then outside and this stranger Asian man was talking to me but not in a good way. I forgot what he was saying but he was teasing me and bullying me. As I was walking away from him and across an open grassed area, I made mention of who my dream guides were, saying that my dream guides are Dreamy WB and 18-Volt. I then just had a few moments of thought to myself and wished that they were here to help me through all this kerfuffle. Later on in the dream, I was on the opposite side of the campus where Building A was. That’s when I apparently was made conscious of some sort of warning that the world was coming to an end. There was going to be some lightning and the sun would be positioned completely out of place. It’s when I was right at the farthest end of the campus that all the weird events started to show. I was really worried and so thought I had to head back to Building W straight away for some shelter. On my way back though, the lightning got worse and worse. This wasn’t thunder but rather it was some freak light show with all these psychedelic colours flashing and swirling around everywhere. With it was this really loud, uncomfortable zapping static noise. I was now absolutely scared and was starting to lose my mind. Just as building W was in sight, the sun started to move really quickly and the dream said it was going westwards. The light and noise was also really bad now as well, enough to make you have a fit. When I looked over at building W, the bricks were oddly a dark grey colour and the windows were also a creepy colour from the lights as well. As I was on the footpath right in-front of the building, I started to scream. I now actually felt like I was going to die and that my soul was about to leave my body. I also noticed that I was wearing a really bright red cardigan which I mentally signified as a colour of danger. After a massive episode of squealing, I woke up. Dream 452 B - Odd Shops I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, my parents and I were driving to a distorted version of the suburbs close to the main city airport. We ended up stopping at some shops but weirdly, we drove into a skinny underground pedestrian passage with the car. It’s when we were underground that we got out of the car and then went on the skinny, distorted escalators into the main part of the shopping centre. There weren’t many shops in this shopping centre but there was one stall in the middle of the mall that I was very interested in seeing; it had all the video plush toys like in real life game stores. My mum, dad and I continued walking through the mall and I wanted to have a look at more shops. My dad said we didn’t have time though and that I could come back during the week with just mum. That’s all I can remember about this dream. Dream 452 C - Just Look At Least I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, my mum and I were at the local private hospital but I forgot what we were doing there. In real life, the hospital is 2 floors but in the dream it was 10 floors. Closer to the end of the dream, I was standing right in front of the door to an elevator and all my mum wanted me to do is look at it for a while and I cooperatively agreed. I thought to myself, “I should tell 18-Volt about this”. That’s all I can remember about this dream. Dream 452: Results (Competition #8) 452 A Competition Night: 9 Lucid or Non-Lucid?: Non-Lucid Dream Guide: None Emergency Team: None Eligible For Competition Points: Yes 452 B Competition Night: 9 Lucid or Non-Lucid?: Non-Lucid Dream Guide: None Emergency Team: None Eligible For Competition Points: Yes 452 C Competition Night: 9 Lucid or Non-Lucid?: Non-Lucid Dream Guide: None Emergency Team: None Eligible For Competition Points: Yes Points For This Entry: 2.0 Calculation Details: - Full Non-Lucid Dream (1.0) - Non-Lucid Fragment (0.5) - Non-Lucid Fragment (0.5) + Previous Total: 59.0 Total Accumulated Points: 61.0

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Notitoshi ranked lower than Naoya zenin on the recent popularity poll.

Outraged

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In (1) day i have not only managed to get my own birth date wrong but I also forgot how to write the date out in numerical fashion🥲

Someone help im not even 17 until June 1st and im already failing-

@rye-edits a tutor might be a good move after all😗

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YES YES YES AHAHHA THIS ONE IS UNSHADOWBANNED!!! IM IN TAGS AGAIN AHAHAHA