#zane vlog squad

[minivalo666]

I love listening to Zane and Heath unfiltered sooo much when I have had a shit ass day

[back-on-my-bucky-bs]

Heath and Mariah getting engaged might be the highlight of the end of 2023 for me

[smoshsfavoritepizzaplace]

Didn't somebody say recently that Court made out with a Vlog Squad member?

Was it here?

If you had to guess, which memeber did Court make out with?

Ps - I hate David Dobrik🤢

Yeah it was here, Court mentioned it on another channel and an anon sent it in

I forgot which members she was friends with, but for some reason my mind immediately thinks Zane (Hijazi). I feel like he was/is always down to kiss his friends and perhaps this was another case of it? Like I said, I forgot the ones she was close with, but he was on the Pit channel once before. Idk if they’ve kept contact after the guest star tho

[allthingsjeff]

The whole timing of this reunion just seems off. To me, it looks like jeff has a problem with mike, tana is spending less time in la and jeff seems desperate for a friend. Todd jumped on it because he's really got nothing sustainable going on career wise and they are both going to try to milk this for everything they can.

One thing I noticed, Oscar sat in for kyle, and Oscar name dropped vince. Jeff didn't react to it but I wouldn't be surprised if jeff and Vince open communication. The last time jeff talked about vince was on a fight stream last year and jeff sounded disappointed in it. Jeff said the hubble studio was his idea and jeff told vince dont do business with dobrik and vince said no

With Mike and Tana becoming more and more busy it's kinda unsurprising that there has been a Jeff and Todd reunion. Mike is busy doing his own thing and it looks like he will be travelling and making content with girls like he did before he was with his ex. Tana has apparently bought a condo/house in Hawaii so will be busy. Jeff will not be around many people other than Kyle & Oscar.

I have honestly no clue what Todd is doing these days apart from Only fans. In the latest jeff fm, Todd did say he lives with Zane and is cool with the rest of the vlog squad boys but he failed to mention David or Davids hometown male friends who are always around. It appears to me that both Jeff and Todd are in the same position in life. Most of their friends have entered into the next stage in life and Todd and Jeff are still on social media trying to keep their head above water.

Why did Kyle and Todd fall out again? is that why Oscar sat in for Kyle? I mean just for the sake of healing and being mature I do hope Jeff and Vince make up as friends. Even if it is just being civil with one another in passing instead of being no contact like they are now.

[givememypaddles]

DO IT FOR THE VLOG (Brandon Calvillo Imagine)

“Can someone do something interesting? I need footage” You glanced up from your phone. 

“I have an idea why don’t you go do something interesting, and get your camera out of my face” You smiled up at him. 

“Come on guys I really need something cool” David pleaded. 

Zane looked up from his laptop laughing “So go harass Jonah or Trisha”

“Yeah why don’t you blindfold them and put something on them.” You said before tuning them out and kicking your feet into Brandon’s lap, shooting him a flirty smile. He raised an eyebrow at you. “Can you please?” You asked him 

He rolled his eyes, before grabbing your left foot and massaging it. You smiled at him before turning back to your phone. 

“Oooh what do we have here?” David pestered you both with the camera in both you and Brandon’s faces. 

“What?” Brandon asked

David pointed the camera down to your feet. 

“Dude I always do this shit to her, where’ve you been?” Brandon said before going back to rubbing my foot.

“David if you don’t get that fucking camera away from my feet I’m going to kick it out of your hand” you sassed him. 

“You know what you guys should do...KISS... KISS KISS” Heath shouted from his end of the couch

You shot him a glare. “Yes Brandon kiss her!” Zane yelled

You looked at Brandon “I’m not going to kiss Y/N..” He replied shaking his head and laughing 

“Pussy!” David called from behind the camera

“Kiss her for the vlog pussy!” Heath shouted from his end of the couch.

“Unless she wants to…” Brandon continued, shooting you a mischievous look.

“Oh how humble of you” I laughed at him before looking at everyones faces, waiting for my response. Fuck it I thought.  

I turned to Brandon grabbing his face and pulling him towards me kissing him hard. As soon as our lips touched something clicked inside me, and I did not want to stop. Our lips instantly started moving against one another. He grabbed my face pulling me flush against him, the kiss deepened. I gently sucked on his bottom lip and pushed myself further into him. The room erupted into screams and we pulled away from each other after a few more seconds. I took a deep breath staring at Brandon before turning looking directly into David’s camera lens knowing he hates that and asked  “Are you fucking happy now weirdo?’  

“Yes holy shit that was great!- Oh my god Brandon has a boner!!” David laughed

You turned to Brandon looking down at his pants and sure enough he did.

“Awww Brandon” I teased leaning over to rub my hand on his thigh. He grabbed my hand stopped me.

“Alright none of that now” he rushed out. David and the boys all burst into laughter.

I got up off the couch laughing before exiting the room to find Corinna. I busted into Toddy’s room “Get out Todd” I demanded “please..?”

“Y/N what the fuck, it’s my room” Todd argued. I looked at Corinna pleading for her to send him out.

“Get out Todd” Corinna told him. He looked at her and me then me before grumbling to himself leaving the room slamming the door behind him.

“What happened?” She asked patting the bed for me to come sit next to her on Todd’s bed.

“I just kissed Brandon” I whispered

“Oh fuck really? How was it?” She said laughing.

“It was ummm it was really great. But I really need to get the fuck out of this house like right now. Please come with me”

“Ok yeah of course. Wait what do you want to say if they ask where we’re going?” She asked me

“We can say we are getting dinner and heading home.”

“Ok yeah sure” she responded before climbing out of the bed and sliding on her shoes. “Alright let’s go”

She walked out of the room, you following close behind. You walked into the living room and all the boys were in the same positions as they were before the commotion. Corinna got to the front door and opened it.

“Alright assholes we’re leaving” she said before stepping outside.

“Hey what the fuck babe where are you going?” Todd asked getting up to follow her outside.

“Bye guys! I’ll talk to you later!” I said turning to leave.

“Why are you guys leaving so early?” Brandon turned and asked me from his spot on the couch.

“It’s late, I’m hungry and I have to edit” I said

“Oh ok see you tomorrow?” He asked

“Uhh what’s tomorrow?” I asked

“My birthday party bitch!” David shouted from his spot laying down on the couch

“Oh shit yeah I’ll see you all tomorrow!” I shouted before leaving exiting the house and walking towards my car where Todd was begging Corinna to go back in the house with them.

“Todd relax you’ll get your dick wet tomorrow” I said to him while unlocking and entering my car. Corinna kissed him goodbye and entered the car.

You already had a few drinks and the party was in full swing. Everyone was in a good mood, laughing, drinking, beer pong. Heath and Zane were being stupid, Jonah was walking around without a shirt. It was going well. You spotted Brandon laughing about something with Alex across the room, you smiled softly to yourself. His smile was so great. He looked up and caught your eyes watching him, he smiled at you before turning back to Alex.

“Y/N? Go talk to him” Corinna nudged your arm.

“Yeah let me finish this and get another drink, and then I’ll go” I said, lifting my drink up to my lips. I finished it quickly and went into the kitchen to grab two drinks. You walked across the room to Brandon, stopping directly in front of him you smiled.

“Hey” he said with a smile

“Hi” you replied smiling up at him. “I got you this” I raised my hand to show him the beer. He took it from my grasp.

“Wanna go sit?”he asked me

“Yeah sure” he grabbed my hand and pulled me towards one of the couches. There were a few people sitting along the couch who I didn’t recognize. So I knew no one would bud into our conversation with a camera in our faces. We squeezed into the only empty spot on the couch. He placed his left arm around my shoulders and crossed his legs leaning back. I laid into him. We sat in a comfortable silence for a few seconds. I felt the alcohol running through my body giving me courage. I turned my head to look up at him, seeing that he was already looking down at me.

“Brandon?” I asked

“Hmm?” He hummed in response

“You’re a really good kisser” oh fuck really that’s how I bring that up. I thought to myself.

“Oh” he laughed “thanks, so are you. David’s viewers are gonna go crazy.”

“Yeah...but like you’re really good. And I’m not gonna even fucking lie I’m drunk right now. But I would so do it again. Shit I would do so much more than just that”

He looked at you for a few seconds. Before he grabbed your face, gently rubbing your cheeks with his thumb. He leaned towards you and whispered. “I’ve been wanting to for quite some time now.” He then gently kissed you.

Your response to his kids was instant. You pressed your lips right back against his. Sliding your fingers into his hair gently running them through his messy curls. You felt like you were melting. You pushed your self closer to him, he sucked on your bottom lip and then slowly slid his tongue into you mouth and you happily accepted that. Deepening the kiss. He pulled you almost completely into his lap as you two continued to make out. Completely in your own little world. You both didn’t realize people were taking notice of the two of you. Until David’s flashlight and camera were shining directly in your face and everyone around you were screaming. The two of you pulled apart. And you climbed off of him. Laughing you grabbed his hand trying to pull him off the couch.

“Let’s go somewhere...quiet” you said. Which made the room erupt into more screams.

[corinna-kopff]

[wehatepaparazzi]

some of the vlog squad in cabo for nye 22/23

[witteksbaby]

Christian is so funny plz

[storiesforallfandoms]

we’re too stupid ~ the vlog squad

word count: 1885

request?: yes!

@iawaythrown​  “May I ask for a vlog squad x popular youtube reader

The reader has their own very popular youtube channel/podcast like a scientific/space podcast. (Like a Vsauce\GameTheory channel) The vlog squad and the reader fan base (somehow) always wants them to collab. One day David says "It won't happen because the reader probably doesn't like us." This ends up getting everyone on the podcast.”

description: when their favorite youtubers show interest in being on their podcast, they jump at the chance to invite them on

pairing: vlog squad x gender neutral!reader

warnings: swearing

masterlist (one, two)

“You know what I’ve been listening to a lot lately?” Scotty asked David on the newest vlog David had uploaded. You were watching the vlog on your TV while you prepared to upload the newest episode of your podcast. You had a drink half raised to your lips when Scott responded to his own question, “The Spaced Out podcast.”

Your drink nearly slipped from your hand at the mention of your podcast. You were sure you had imagined it, so you went back and repeated the part just to be sure. The name of your podcast slipped from Scott’s lips again and you had to pause the video to scream with excitement.

When you placed the video again, David spoke next. “Oh wait, is that the one about space and shit? You played it for me before.”

“Yeah! Man, it’s so interesting. I could honestly listen to the host talk about space all day,” Scott said.

“He keeps bringing it up during the Scottcast, too,” Jeff commented. “I’m starting to think he’d rather co-host that podcast instead of our own.”

“Man, I’d love to be on that podcast!”

You could hardly contain your excitement. Your favorite YouTubers knew who you were?! They knew your podcast?! You had to be dreaming, you were sure of it.

“There’s no way they’d ever have us on the podcast,” David was saying. “We’re too stupid and immature, they’d probably hate us.”

“Speak for yourself!” Zane, dressed in some weird costume for a bit, called, causing the boys to laugh together.

This gave you an idea. You put your laptop aside and opened Instagram on your phone. You searched the name “David Dobrik” and went to his DMs.

~~~~~~

A week later, your podcasting room was filled with 11 extra people than there normally was. The room was only small with a handful of seats, so a lot of your guests were squeezed in together or basically sat on one another. No one seemed to mind, though. Every single person in the room was super excited to be there.

“What’s up all my space geeks? Welcome back to another episode of The Spaced Out podcast, the podcast where we discuss super nerdy space things,” you started with your usual intro. “Today’s episode is a little different, though, as today I am joined by not one, not two, not even three, but eleven special guests. You heard me right, eleven. Special guests, wanna say hi?”

All eleven of your guests rang out with a chorus of, “Hello!”s at the one time, making it all come out as just a shouting mess. You laughed and waved a hand to silence them.

“In case you had trouble understanding what they were saying,” you said, “my guests today are David, Scotty, Toddy, Zane, Erin, Carly, Natalie, Heath, Mariah, Corinna, and Jeff, better known as a large chunk of YouTube’s biggest vlogging group: The Vlog Squad!”

The Vlog Squad cheered at their introduction as you just clapped your hands.

“Can I just say,” Heath said once the noise started to die down, “that I am impressed with how fast you said our names and how easy it was. You didn’t even stutter once.”

“I’ll be honest, when David told me exactly who was coming I prepared myself for this,” you admitted. “I’ve never had so many guests on the show before. Actually, I don’t know if I’ve ever had any guests at all. I don’t really know anyone in my real life that’s as interested in space and science as I am.”

“To be fair, none of us are, either,” Jeff joked, causing the room to laugh.

“Yeah, you picked the wrong people to be on your podcast,” Corinna added.

“You don’t have to have any sort of interest to be on the podcast, really. As long as you don’t mind me talking about my nerdy space obsession every now and then anyone is welcome on the podcast.”

Your heart was beating so fast you were sure everyone else could hear it. You were shocked that you were managing to remain so calm in that moment. Your favorite YouTubers were sitting right there in front of you, being guests on your podcast, and somehow you were acting as though they were just friends that you had convinced to come on the podcast.

“Is there any cool space facts you can share with us to get the ball rolling?” David asked.

“Dude, I’ve made over 300 episodes of this podcast that is literally all about space, you gotta narrow down your parameters there,” you told him.

“What’s your favorite space fact then?”

You thought for a moment, going through all the little facts you had in your mind. There was so much you could share with them that you really didn’t know where to start.

“Okay,” you said finally, “I have one. I think David will like this cause we all know he’s made of money: there is a planet that is called 55 Cancri e. It is over twice the size of Earth and it is potentially made of diamonds.”

They all gasped and made comments of astonishment at the same time at this.

“Like, literally made of diamonds?” Corinna asked.

“It’s hard to know for sure. It’s roughly 41 lightyears away so it’s not exactly easy to reach, but they think it’s made of graphite and diamonds,” you explained. “My favorite fact, and one that’s a little scary, is that it’s actually completely silent in space. Like not a single sound, because atmospheres around planets are what contain the soundwaves to make noise.”

“I told you,” David said, turning to face Scott. “We’re too stupid to be on this podcast.”

You all laughed together. “You guys aren’t stupid! I was just fascinated with space as a child and my parents let me feed into that fascination. They always bought me books about space and brought me to visit certain space centers. I was that kid that always said she was gonna grow up and be an astronaut. Instead, I just talk about them on the internet.”

Everything was going so well. You were getting to know your guests and they kept urging you to tell them facts and stories about space. You knew a lot of what you were telling them you had talked about on the podcast before, so devoted listeners probably wouldn’t be too interested in a lot of what you had to say in that episode, but you didn’t mind too much. You just loved to see the looks of astonishment on everyone’s faces as you continued to tell them fact after fact.

When you came to a segment you did in the podcast in which you would read messages from fans, you decided to your guests choose which messages to read and respond to. David took the tablet you used for this first and read through the thousands of messages you received between uploading your most recent episode and recording the current one.

“Are you going to talk about the new 4K pictures of Mars?” he read.

“Oh my God, yes!” you responded. “That will be next episode. I haven’t looked at them all yet because I wanna have a live reaction to them, but I did see one picture and it looks absolutely stunning.”

“It blew my mind how it just looked like a desert here,” Carly commented. “Mars is a lot more like Earth than we think. Sucks that we’ll never be able to live there or anything.”

“I don’t think we’ll never be able to live there, but I don’t think it’ll happen in our lifetimes,” you commented. “But that’s a whole other thing, let’s move on from that.”

“What has been your favorite space related story of the past year?” Natalie read the message she had picked.

“I don’t know if it’s my favorite, but it’s definitely one that I was very interested in reading: a star just vanished in 2020,” you responded. “Apparently that’s something that can just happen, stars can just suddenly disappear and no one knows where they went. This star from the Kinman dwarf galaxy that shined almost brighter than the sun just vanished between 2011 and 2020, and they have no explanation for it. That story stuck with me the most cause I just find it funny that a star that bright just vanished and no one can figure out where it went.”

They continued reading you messages for a while before passing your tablet back to you.

“While I wish I could sit here with you guys and talk about space and your vlogs forever, unfortunately we are running out of time,” you said. “I want to thank the Vlog Squad again for joining me on this episode, and I hope I didn’t bore you guys to death with my stories and facts.”

“Not at all!” David spoke. “I can’t speak for everyone, but I really enjoyed myself. Listening to you talk was really interesting.”

The rest of the group agreed. You tried not to blush from all their kind words.

“I always wanna thank our sponsors again. As always I appreciate them supporting my show, and of course I want you guys, the listeners. Your constant support for the show means so much to me. If you wanna hear more fun facts about space that you’ll never use in live, follow me on my social media. If you’re not already following the podcast, follow the podcast! I upload episodes every Friday, and if you want to be involved in the show be sure to send me your space related messages and maybe I’ll read them out on the next episode. Have a good weekend, little space geek out!”

You ended the recording and the group almost cheered for you. You smiled and stood to thank them again for coming on the show. You were shocked when Corinna pulled you into a hug, which caused the rest of the group to hug you one by one.

“This was the most fun I think I’ve ever had,” Erin commented. “Would you be open to having more guests on the show? I’d love to come back and to just listen to you talk for a full hour.”

The rest of the squad agreed. You really didn’t think you could feel any more excited or on cloud nine, but they kept surprising you.

“I would definitely be open to having guests again,” you replied. “If you guys ever wanna be on the show again, just send me a DM. I’d love to have you!”

“We’d love to have you on the vlogs sometime, too, if you’d be open for that,” David told you.

There they go again, making you feel like you had passed cloud nine and now were on a completely different planet with excitement.

“Y-Yeah!” you managed. “Of course, I’d love that!”

After some more small talk, you showed the group out and thanked them again for coming. Once you were sure they were gone and unable to see you, you began jumping for joy and exclaiming with excitement. You couldn’t believe it! You had just hosted a podcast with your favorite people, and they asked you to join them for filming sometime?!

“This is the best day of my life!”

[fanficimagery]

Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner [Part 1 of 2]

Summary: Imagine being the “baby” of the group.

Words: 2.8K Warnings: Language. I tried my best, anon. I hope you like it either way. Requested by Anonymous who said: hi! i’ve had this idea in my mind of being younger than everyone else in the VS (maybe like 19/20?) and literally everyone calls you Baby like it started as a joke but it’s gotten to the point they’re introducing you to others as “Baby” and they’re all super protective of you and yeah just a cute thought i’ve been having hehe

While you've heard of the Vlog Squad and watched David Dobrik's videos to pass time, you didn't think nothing much of the group who were living their best lives and posting for everyone to see. They seemed like they'd be fun to hang out with, and though you lived quite close to where David apparently lived, you never once rushed to the random pop-ups or ran into any of them when they were out and about.

But that all changed one day when you were playing with your puppy in the park, and you were surprised when David, Natalie, and Jason walked up to you. Natalie had fallen in love at first sight of your Beagle puppy and David chanced walking up to you in hopes of getting his friend some play time with the dog. You were surprised to see them and then quickly explained your surprise, and they were pleased to learn you watched their videos. You had then happily let Natalie play with Milo, the four of you sitting on the ground as you teased Milo with doggie treats. It was then David, Natalie, and Jason learned some about you, the three of them surprised to learn you were not yet twenty-one when David had jokingly invited you out for drinks. Jason grumbled about hanging out with toddlers, and David had giggled as he recorded Natalie and the puppy.

You figured running into them was a once in a lifetime type of deal, so you were surprised to run into David and Natalie again about a week later. While waiting for some food for yourself and your parents, the two of them had walked in to order an outrageous amount of food. They had spotted you first and you were shocked they remembered your name. Then as the three of you had chatted while waiting for your food, David invited you back to his place to eat when he realized you didn't live that far. You had politely declined because you had to get the food back home, but David urged you to join them. He suggested that you could eat with them and their friends, and Natalie suggested she go with you to your house so you could drop off the food, pick up Milo, and then she'd direct you to David's. They were eager to have you join them, and to pick up Milo, that you couldn't say no.

It was a bit surreal to meet Zane, Heath, Mariah, and Todd, but the group welcomed you without even batting an eye. Jason, upon spotting you when he arrived, jokingly referred to you as Baby. Everyone seemed confused, but when they found out why the baby jokes were soon to start. And from that day forward, you were introduced as Baby to everyone else you had yet to meet and the name just stuck.

You're sitting on the floor of David's living room, a bowl of sliced cucumber in hand and a smaller bowl of Ranch dressing balancing on your knee. David's editing not far from you and Natalie is playing with Milo in the backyard.

The front door opens, someone shouts to see if anyone's home, and you shout back to confirm that there is.

Erin, Carly, and Jeff walk around the corner, the three of them laughing at what they were previously talking about. "Hey, Baby." They all greet.

"Hey, guys." You see Carly glancing around the floor and you grin. "Milo's out back with Nat." She chuckles before walking to the door, Erin walks into the kitchen, and Jeff plops down on the sofa right behind you. "Snack?" You ask, holding the bowl out for him over your shoulder.

"What'd you put on it?"

"Just lemon juice and a sprinkle of salt. There's also Ranch."

Jeff huffs a laugh at your bowl of Ranch, but does accept a couple slices of cucumber. Erin soon joins Jeff on the sofa, and the girls come in from outside with an excited Milo in tow. As Jeff and Erin then attempt to grab your dog's attention, your phone rings with the telltale sound of a Facetime call.

Erin takes the two bowls when you answer the call, you quickly thanking her before one of your other friend's excited face fills the screen and her voice spills out of the speaker. "Happy birthday, bitch!" You cringe and smile in thanks, avoiding the gazes of those around you as they suddenly go still. "We're getting fucked up tonight! You're finally legal!" She squeals.

You sigh. "I don't know, Em. I don't drink much and I'm not too fond of having strangers grind on me."

"Come on, girl!" She groans. "We're in the prime of our lives! You need to let loose at least once in your life."

"Yeah, Baby," Jeff lays out behind you, his face just visible behind your shoulder. "You're in the prime of your life. Go out and have fun."

Your friend's eyes widen on screen and you faintly grin. But before she can question you, David's piping up. "It's your birthday? Why didn't you tell us?"

"Because I don't care for celebrations," you shrug.

"But it's your twenty first!" Natalie says. "You're supposed to let go once you turn legal."

"Oh my god. Our Baby is no longer a baby," Erin realizes. Carly laughs, she busy playing with Milo again. These people really loved dogs.

When you meet your friend's gaze on the phone, you sigh yet again. "Em, this is Jeff. Don't even think about it. I forbid it."

"But-"

"Nope. Now if you want me to go out tonight, you'll forget all about the hot person behind me and text me where I'm supposed to meet you guys tonight. Okay? Love you. Bye."

As soon as you drop your phone beside you, your friends are on you.

"It's your birthday!? Oh my god," Natalie says. "I can't believe you hid it from us."

You laugh sheepishly. "I didn't exactly hide it. I just- I didn't tell you. I didn't want you guys to feel obligated to get me anything or do something."

"But you're twenty-one," Carly says. "That's huge!"

"Not really. It's rare that I'll have a drink. I'm not too eager to get shit-faced and wake up regretting my life's choices."

"Well tonight you are," Natalie says. "Come on. We'll raid my closet for an outfit and get you ready."

"But-"

"No buts," David muses. "You have this night with your friends and then next week you'll celebrate with us."

"But Milo," you say, picking up your Beagle and holding his face to your cheek. "I can't leave him all alone."

"On it." Jeff takes Milo from you and you pout at him. "What? The sitter's got Nerf for the night. I'm not doing anything."

Chuckling lightly, you let Natalie and Erin pull you up to your feet. Carly follows behind you and you readily start picking through a drawer of your stuff in Natalie's room for underwear you kept there for emergencies. She hands you a towel and a robe, and instructs you to not wash your hair. You oblige her, taking extra care to pamper yourself in the shower before making your way back to her room.

Mariah has now joined them, she surprising you with a cupcake and a singular candle. They quietly sing happy birthday to you as to not attract all the boys, and snap several pictures to post later. Carly then does your hair and Natalie your makeup. Once they're done, you get to choose between four outfits they had put together and laid out on the bed.

One outfit in particular catches your attention- anything that sparkled was a weakness of yours- and you spend a little too long staring at the metallic sequined crop top with a plunging v-neck.

"Why don't you try it on?" Carly asks.

You huff. "And risk flashing my tits? No thanks."

"That's what the tape is for." Mariah laughs.

Natalie and Mariah then help you into the crop top, taping it down so you don't flash anyone when you no doubt let go at the club later that night. The top pairs with high waisted, faux leather shorts that fit almost like a second skin and a pair of chunky heeled boots that stop just above your knee. You have to endure a mini-photoshoot for your friends before they let you out of the room where they then direct you to the kitchen without even addressing the boys.

"A round of shots for the birthday girl," Natalie says, immediately seeking out a bottle of liquor and shot glasses. Carly, Erin, and Mariah cheer. Shots are poured and then passed out, you grabbing it and raising it in front of you so Natalie could finish her toast. "May you let loose, have fun, and call us from a jail cell so one of us can go bail you out."

"Don't jinx me!" The girls all laugh and then you down your shot, grimacing.

There's a sudden commotion as others arrive and you make small talk with Erin and Carly as more people enter the kitchen.

"Oh hey, when did we get a new hot gi- oh my god, it's Baby!" You whirl around at the sound of your name, slowly grinning at Todd's gobsmacked expression. You wink.

"Damn, babygirl," Zane whistles, "who is you trying to impress?"

"Alright, alright!" David shouts, camera recording. "Everyone gather 'round." Zane, Todd, Heath, and Jeff enter the kitchen, everyone gathering the kitchen island. "So today is Baby's twenty-first birthday-"

"WHAT?!"

"Shut up, Zane, and let me finish." Everyone laughs. "As I said before I was rudely interrupted, today is Baby's twenty-first birthday. She didn't tell us because she didn't want presents or a party-"

"BOOOO!"

"-so tonight she's going out with a few friends-"

"Not dressed like that, she's not!" Heath then interrupts.

You and the girls all cackle, even more so when the other boys are seen vaguely nodding along.

"But next week she's all ours. So, Baby," David says, coming in closer so the camera is practically in your face, "any last words before you're too drunk to make good choices?"

"Yeah. If my tits pop out of this shirt, I'm throat punching Natalie for encouraging me to wear it."

"Hey!"

More laughter rings out and you can't help but laugh as Zane, Todd, and David struggle to not look at your chest.

"Jesus, Baby," Heath mumbles. "Will you please change?"

"Nope."

"If you don't change, we're following you to the club," Jeff says.

You grin. "Well then I guess you're following me to the club."

Thirty minutes later, you're sitting on Todd's lap on one of the middle seats in David's Tesla. He and Jason are in the front, you, Todd, Jeff, and Zane in the middle, and Heath and Ilya in the back.

"You know, I didn't think you were actually serious that you'd accompany me to the club," you say. "Or pick up Jason and Ilya."

Ilya laughs from the back seat. "Todd sent me a pic of your.. chest. I was torn between wanting to put a shirt on you and ogling the picture some more."

"Todd!" David laughs. "You didn't?!"

"I'm sorry!" He laughs.

"She's like our baby sister, man," Jeff chuckles. "What is wrong with you?"

Todd laughs, his arms lazily wrapped around your waist. "I was so confused! I mean, I know it's Baby, but.."

"We ain't never really seen Baby's boobs on display like this. It's confusing. And upsetting," Zane says.

"Now you boys know how it feels for us girls when you walk around in nothing but your boxer briefs. I mean, you guys are like family. Sort of. But you're all still so pretty. It's confusing."

The rest of the drive doesn't take very long and soon enough David's pulling up to the club your girl friends are all waiting outside of. And before you can open the door, Todd's holding on tighter as Jason turns around in his seat. David records what comes next.

"Ground rules," Jason says, putting on a mock serious expression. "Very little alcohol, no drugs, no boys, no hook-ups, no-"

"Yes, dad, I get it. Have fun, but not too much fun." You sigh. "Can I go now?"

"Listen here, young lady." You snort and all the boys snicker at Jason's tone. "You are only just barely legal-legal. You're lucky I'm even considering letting you out of this car!"

"I love you guys, but you're all idiots. I'm going now." You tap on Toddy's arm to let go, which he does, and you make your escape soon after.

Then making sure the tape has done its job and kept you covered, you pull down on your shorts from where they'd ridden up. You wave to the boys as soon as the door closes, but you only make it a few feet before Jason's voice is ringing out.

"Call us if you run into any trouble! We mean it, Baby!"

You stumble and glare over your shoulder when people start to stare, you flipping off all the boys now laughing. Your girl friends then walk up to you, staring between you and the car of boys in amusement. "Don't ask," you grumble. "I need a drink asap."

          - X - X - X - X - X -

By the time you're stumbling out of the club, every one of your girls are completely smashed. Makeup is smudged, shoes are in their hands, and one of your girls is a crying mess. Your mind is a little fuzzy and some things look like they're in slow motion when you move a little too fast. Thankfully, however, you had enough of your wits about to order an Uber for the girls and call David to come pick you up just because.

The Uber gets there before David, so you quickly wrangle up the girls and get them in the van. Then left alone, you take a seat on the curb and mess about on your phone to keep yourself occupied. Your Instagram has blown up with notifications from all the sloppy pictures your girls had posted and tagged you in, and all the comments your other group of friends had left on them.

There's whistling behind you, followed by some catcalls that make you slightly uncomfortable, but you do your best to ignore it.

Finally the familiar white Tesla pulls up and you sigh in relief. The front passenger window rolls down and Todd's beaming smile greets you. "Someone doesn't look like they've had fun."

"I was until some idiots ruined it."

"Aw, Baby, whose asses do we have to kick?"

You huff a laugh as you attempt to get up, only to trip and bump into the side of David's car. You can hear him cackling from the inside. The back passenger door opens, and Zane and Jeff are recording you with their phones.

"Seriously, Baby, who pissed you off?"

"Just some-"

"Yeah, sweetheart, flash us those tits!"

The shouting startles you and you grimace, looking towards the source of crude remark. The guy who shouted, plus all his friends, laugh as they shove each other around and continue staring at you. Todd leans his head further out the window and Zane halfway exits the car.

"Flash us your tits! Flash us your tits!"

"Suck my dick!" You suddenly bark back, your anger spiking. The catcalling morons seem startled you spoke back, they still laughing but no longer chanting. "What? You think it's cute to act like jackasses? You wanna see tits so bad, go home and jerk off to PornHub."

"You tell 'em, girl!" A random group of girls cheer you on.

"Fuck, Zane, get her in the car!" Jeff says.

"You wanna go, you little bitch? Lets go, motherfucker!"

"Zane, grab Baby!"

You start to walk off, but arms wrap around your waist and pull you back.

"Yo, man, come get your girl! She's fuckin' crazy."

"What the hell did you just say?" Zane stills and suddenly you're the one nudging Zane back to prevent him from marching up and starting a fight.

Suddenly David's in your face, the light on his camera blinding as he laughs in your and Zane's face. Todd and Jeff do their best to calm the situation, and then you're being herded into the Tesla. And even though there's two perfectly empty seats in the back, you're seated on Zane's lap in the middle seat with Jeff beside you.

"Are you kidding me right now?" Jeff suddenly muses, chuckling the further David gets from the club. "You went from 0 to 100 in a blink."

You frown. "They started it. I ignored it at first, but the chanting really got under my skin."

"You're a mean drunk," Todd giggles. "You went off on those guys. I seriously can't wait until next week."

"I can. Everything feels super slow right now. It's almost making me dizzy." Since you're sitting sideways in Zane's lap, you place your head on his shoulder and snuggle in. "This sucks."

"No, no, no. Don't you dare puke in my car."

You burp. "No promises."

[choiaerastour]

[allthingsjeff]

Around the 49:20 mark in the Todd podcast Jeff asks about the incident with Tana. If I’m remembering correctly she told Jeff that Todd went up to her at the movie premiere and accosted her. I remember she kept saying accosted. She said he yelled at her and made a scene. I never believed her. Todd said that she came up to Todd and Zane trying to take a picture and tried to get in it with them. He put his hand over her face without touching her and I guess that made her mad. I think she was still drinking at that time. It was also a few months into her friendship with Jeff and I guess she lied to try and show some sort of loyalty to him? She shouldn’t be involving herself in his business. I think Tana was a big reason for Jeff’s rift with Todd. The pod was nice and it was nice to see Jeff just have a regular conversation without trying to be some character or try to be funny.

Uhhh! Tana annoys me so much at times and I believe she just makes Jeffs life unnecessarily worse by involving herself in things she isn't meant to. She just can't help herself because of the attention/clout/drama/ego boost/entertainment for her own good. She's one of the biggest 'pick me's' on the internet and has lied through her god awful rotting veneers her whole career.

I'm unsure why Tana lied but this drama with Todd was a few months after Tana had to apologize to Jeff because she went to Dobriks pizza shop opening and took pictures with vlog squad members after saying to Jeff to his face she will not associate with them anymore as she is 'team Jeff'. Tana was taking pictures with the vlog squad at the pizza event and now todd is saying Tana was trying to get in a picture with him and Zane at this premiere.

I'm going to make a separate post with a few videos with context and receipts of what has been said about this movie premiere drama.

[harianasavenue]

good girl - jeff wittek

a/n: i rushed through this tbh LOL. i hope y’all enjoy! <3 

1.2k words asf <3 

summary: you tease jeff, causing him to be sexually frustrated so he takes it out on you! 

warnings: smut lol 

jeff slams you against the door as soon as he shuts it, kissing you hard. you’ve been teasing him all day, knowing it would work him up. working him up = roughing you up in bed. 

his hand slides down your body, sliding inside of your underwear. he rubs your bundle of nerves in circles, applying pressure. he’s going at a painfully slow pace. 

“faster, jeff.” you whine into his mouth, knowing damn well he isn’t going to do as you say.

“i don’t think so, pet. you were pretty bad today. you do as i say, understand?” he clarifies. you were in for it. 

you nod looking up at him, him staring back at your with a harsh glare. you were excited for what is to come. 

“tell me you understand, y/n.” he says, adding a dominant tone. 

“i understand, jeff.” you comply to his harsh tone, knowing not to mess with him at this time. this time is his time to dominate you and do whatever he pleases, with your consent of course. 

he rubs faster, and you’re getting closer to your release. he can tell when your moans are getting louder and louder. your legs are shaking, so close to coming.. but then he stops. 

you whine, looking at him with rage. you were close to saying something but he gave you a look saying ‘watch your mouth’. 

you bite your tongue and look down. he picks you up and kisses you. he leads you guys into the bedroom and throws you on the bed. he crawls on top of you, kissing you. 

his kisses soon move down from your face to your chin to your neck to your collarbones and so on, until he is in your intimate area. you buck your hips, but you are soon pushed down because of his strong arm pushing you back, flat on the bed. 

he removes your dress, leaving you in just underwear. he looks at you, taking it all in. he sighs, trying to decide what to do to you. 

his mind is racing with all the things he could do to you. “should i eat her out and make her come until she sees stars or should i just fuck her so she won’t walk for a week?” he thought to himself.

he decided to go for both. you teased him, so this is payback for it. 

he removes your last article of clothing and licks a bold stripe up your p*ssy. you moan out, and that sends him into a frenzy. he starts sucking on your clit, licking up and down, side to side. 

you’re moaning so loud, you would be surprised if your neighbors don’t say something. 

he slides a finger into you, while sucking on your clit. curling them, sliding them in and out. he stops sucking on your clit, and starts licking around, trying his best to make you feel good. 

he curls his fingers a little bit more, and your legs wrap around his head. 

“there it is..” he says, referring to your g-spot. by this time, your legs are trembling around his head, your abs are clenching, you’re clenching around his fingers. he rips is mouth off of your intoxicating p*ssy.

he keeps fingering you, coming up to kiss you. you kiss back, but he starts finger fucking you. his fingers curling inside of you and you’re so close to your release. you’re moaning into his mouth his other hand comes down to rub your clit and that does it for you. 

you’re shaking around his fingers, him still going the same pace. you start squirting, which is the first time you’ve ever done that. you’re on cloud nine, it feels like heaven. almost like an orgasm times 10. the best feeling you have ever felt in your life. 

you’re moaning into his mouth. he looks shocked, almost as if it was his best accomplishment in his life. to be fair, this is the first time this has happened, so naturally it would give him an ego boost. 

he slows down, looking up at you. you look fucked out, but you know you were far from over. 

he fingered and ate you out about 2 more times, pulling 2 more orgasms out of you. he was about to go for another one, but his prick was hard and in need of release. if he doesn’t get that soon, he’ll go crazy. 

he removes all his clothes, and you look up at him. he looks so sexy from this angle, it makes you want to suck his dick, but he wouldn’t let you. 

he rams into you, causing you to scream out. he covers your mouth, him groaning. 

“good girl, taking me so well, pet. so proud of you, just one more.” he says, praising you.  

you’re so tired, but you don’t want him to stop. you loved these kinds of nights. they consisted of him railing you, eating you out, cuddling and kissing all night long, causing you to cancel your plans for the next day, hoping to rest up from the long night of fucking.

he’s pounding into you, him hitting your g-spot everytime. this causes you to have your 4th orgasm that night. 

he’s at his halfway point, so you know you might have another orgasm. 

he smacks your ass, causing you to yell out, almost moaning. you were so overstimulated, you might explode if he doesn’t come soon. 

he sees this and he decides to egg it on. his hand comes down to your clit, rubbing it as fast as he could, this causes you to squirt and orgasm for the 5th time that night. 

he spills into you and pulls out, laying down beside you. he kisses your forehead and hugs you. you’re both super sweaty and gross. 

“let’s go shower, yeah?” he suggests, mumbling into your forehead. 

“yeah. just a minute let me catch my breath, jeff.” you say, laughing. 

after a few minutes you guys stand up, you almost falling over from how sore you were. he looks at you, biting his lip. 

he holds your hand, helping you to walk into the bathroom. 

“round 6?” he says jokingly, causing him to get a slap across the head. you roll your eyes.

“ i can barely walk and you want me to have sex with you again?” you say, complaining. he laughs and you laugh with him. 

after showering, you guys lay down on the couch, cuddling. 

“i love you”

“i love you too, jeff” 

“i love nerf more, though.” 

[corinna-kopff]

probably won’t be posting/rebloging david content fo awhile. the situation with seth and big nik is too much to ignore and with david’s silence is not in the slightest but comforting.

i’ll still be posting content with the other vlog squad members, mainly corinna, but not david, at least for the time being.

[livylove151]

Panic Attack (David Dobrik)

Summary: David brings you to a party and you have a panic attack and he is surprisingly very good at helping you focus on him and calm down. 

“I can’t breathe. I can’t-”

“Just breathe... You’re okay, I promise, just breathe.”

Your POV:

You don’t go to parties. It wasn’t your thing. Usually when it came to David’s events or any type of party that related to your friend group you either told them you weren’t feeling up to it or go for about an hour then get the hell out of there. Parties always caused you so much discomfort and so much anxiety. And usually you could escape before a panic attack started. So the vlog squad just sort of stopped inviting you to things. 

When it came to dinner with your friends you were always invited, but I think they picked up on the fact that you weren’t really a party kind of girl. And they accepted that fact. Well almost everyone. David didn’t accept it. In fact, every time he threw a party or knew of a party going on he immediately texted you and asked if you would accompany him. You knew he just wanted to get some bits for the vlog and see what would do if you were intoxicated but you never agreed to any of his invitations. 

But this time you couldn’t deny the invitation as much as your mind was screaming at you to deny the offer, the look on David’s face was just too hard to say no to. You knew he was getting defeated at the fact you never went to one of his “wild” events. And maybe this time your anxiety would be okay considering you knew David and you knew MOST of his friends. Not all of them but enough that if you did so happen to panic you could stick to someone’s side. 

You were so wrong. 

David’s house was filled with so many unfamiliar faces. The music making the floor vibrate, people intoxicated with alcohol screaming the lyrics at the top of their lungs, stumbling around bumping into you as you tried to find a less crowded area. David was somewhere amongst the crowd getting footage for his vlogs while Zane and Heath were the life of the party getting drunk off their asses. You tried to focus on one specific person but everything was starting to blur over. 

The music faded as you started to hyper focus on your breathing. You could feel your heart beating in your chest as so many people bumped into you as you felt the room closing in on you. You searched everywhere for an escape from the living room but there were too many people around. Too many people screaming and dancing, drinks sloshing on to the floor. 

You knew what was coming, you put two fingers against the side of your neck to check your pulse. It was racing. Your throat was all of sudden desert dry. You put a hand on the wall to steady yourself as the floor started to spin. Your breathing started to pick up as you felt your eyes gloss over with tears. 

“(Y/N)?” You heard a voice. You couldn’t tell who it was. You just stared straigh ahead of you as you tried to focus on your pulse. But that only seemed to freak you out more. “(Y/N), it’s David. What’s happening right now?” 

You turned your head to the side to see David standing there, he reached out towards you and put his hand on your arm. You looked around at the crowd then back at David. 

“I’m, I, um, am having-” You stopped to take a short breath. “I think I’m having a panic attack.” He nodded and immediately pulled you into his side, snaking an arm around your waist as he pushed his way through the crowd. And considering this was his house, everyone parted like the red sea. He led you guys through a door and from what you could tell you were in his bedroom. He led you to his bed and sat you down as he crouched down in front of you. 

“Do you need water?” He asked. You shook your head as you stared at his shoes. “I need you to look at me.” 

Your eyes flickered to his. 

“Tell me where we are right now,” He said. 

“Your house, in your room,” you muttered. His hands were on your thighs. 

“Very good, you’re okay. You are in a spacious area right now. The music is just a faded sound, you’re with me. One of your friends. A familiar face. Just take a deep breath. Can you do that for me?” He asked, his voice had a soothing quality to it. You shook my head no. 

“I can’t breathe. I can’t-” you said as you started shaking your head as a few tears started to fall. David sat down next to me and pulled you against him, your head resting upon his chest as he stroked your hair. 

“Hey, hey, hey, you’re okay. I’m right here. Just breathe...You’re okay, I promise, just breathe,” He whispered against your hair as he slowly rocked us both back and forth. 

You guys stayed like that for what seemed like an eternity but your breathing slowed down and the tears no longer fell. The room was still and everything wasn’t so loud anymore. You slowly pulled away from David and took another deep breath. you sat there for a moment not really knowing what to say. 

You looked over at him. “Sorry about that.”

“Hey, no need to apologize. I used to get panic attacks all time. I may not be the best at helping but I understand how you feel. I’ll always be here for you (Y/N),” David said as he placed a kiss on your temple. 

You were so glad to have a friend like David Dobrik. 

[wehatepaparazzi]

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