#zagreus u r my everything

[deadbaguette]

To be reborn of blood

[tarteggs]

you’re pick my guy either botw zelda or zagreus 👀

i am going to go with zaggie poo because i don’t think i talk abt hades enough and i would go on Forever abt botw zelda

do you like them?

YES ABSOLUTELY !!!!!!! such a nice and polite guy while simultaneously rebelling and ransacking the underworld and saying fuck u to his dad all the time. love him

5 good qualities

1.) is always kind despite everything and everyone against him AHHHHHHHHH LIKE DESPITE THE CIRCUMSTANCES HE ALWAYS GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO BE KIND TO EVERYONE AND HELPS WHEREVER HE CAN EVEN IF THEY AREN’T THE MOST RECEPTIVE….

2.) witty w a snarky sense of humor

3.) he’s a god idk i think that’s pretty cool

4.) JUST. SO DETERMINED and always perseveres and YEAH that’s bc of the type of game hades is but man. props to my guy zag for never giving up

5.) big tits probably

3 bad qualities

1.) i think this is mentioned in the game but he does meddle in ppl’s business a lot LMAOO and fortunately it has always worked out for him BUT . could potentially be a bad quality :v

2.) this is very hard i don’t want to slander my boy um. he doesn’t know what birds are

3.) keeps on dying 🙄

favorite episode/moment

anytime he goes “THAN!” during the encounters w thanatos it’s so cute lol but also when u fight charon and die for the first time and the dialogue there w hades and hypnos is SO funny it still cracks me up….. he’s so good….also the first time u reach the surface and u can’t run cuz u just gotta take in everything…GORGEOUS

otp

MEGTHANZAG BABY!!!!!!!!

brotp

PROBABLY VERY BASIC but i’m very fond of zagreus and hypnos being bffs…also him and dusa r superrrrr cute

ot3

same as otp so megthanzag again baby!!!!!!! i love them so much holy shit!!!!!!

notp:

uhhhhhhhh i think i’m cool w anything honestly ????? maybe sisyphus bc i’m not a fan of him lmaooooo 💀

best quote

“anything for you meg” Purely because haha i Also would do anything for meg. but also there’s too many good quotes to pick from and this is just the one i can think of at the top of my head. or maybe the “oh haha it’s just a tiny vermin OH GODS” or the “alright one more time” at the beginning of a run…I Just Think He’s Neat

headcanon

UHHHHHH tbh i have very few hcs when it comes to zagreus like he’s one of my faves in hades but not The Fave (that’s reserved for. thannie poo and hypnos DHEHDHSHDJ) 🤔🤔 i guess one thing is that i think he looks more like persephone than hades LOL like color scheme and clothing wise he’s very hades-y and chthonic-y but like his face structure and the way he laughs/smiles etc etc is all very much so persephone and idk if that counts as a headcanon but that’s all i can come up w rn LOLLL if this is disputed in the game or already mentioned then uhh ignore this last bit LMAO

[proteuus]

u should tell us your favorite things about your friends

yes !!!!

this is not streamlined or concise at all i am basically just rambling but its like that sometimes 

@aliceteresamarie - ceter is the loml and my best friend in the world they r so cool and funny all around ! idk i just love hanging out with them, they have Immaculate taste in media and show me cool movies and podcasts and I think that’s very cool of them. also just to make an additional good point they r hot. they rlly r . ceter is a very sweet friend too bc they rlly do pay attention to what you talk about and what you like and what youre like as a person and stuff which is very sweet. but anyway yeah love that guy never get sick of them <3 

@nox-ceur - i am Obsessed with elle’s aesthetic, everything about them and their blog is Vibe City all the time. their writing is also soso good and I love when they share it with me !!! elle is soso sweet and nice tho they r my faux older sibling and i love them 2 death 

@saturns-old-bones - liza :-)  liza is just a really cool person to know overall because she’s v smart and has sick hobbies like writing and drawing and being a pro gamer. i rlly like hanging out w her she is very cool 

@orc-hestral - sam is just an icon they really are. icon status #1 thats rlly all i have to say abt that. their general vibes are just Off the charts they are So good . sam is a very chill and nice person whos very agreeable to be around and super funny and yeah idk i enjoy their company a lot

@zagreus-eats-your-bread - jo is so funny i follow their twitter and i am obsessed with it. they’re also so good at learning languages which i am so jealous of !! that is so sick!!!!!! 

@paradiselostfemme - i am convinced isla is not a real person . she seems much more like a sitcom character than a real person and i Adore that for her i am Obsessed with that abt her. she’s a very fun and funny person to be around . shes evil but its like that sometimes 

@mx-pat-henrietta-julian-carter - pats vibes are so sweet !! I really like their @that-8th-house-stellium-bitch blog, they talk about finding happiness in the little things and being positive and having self love and i think that’s so nice!! 

@brightbluesubaru - james is very fun to talk to bc he’ll b like “i am just a normal guy lol” and then turn around and say the craziest thing you have ever heard in your life. i am also absolutely Obsessed with his writing and art it’s SO good . chancillon my beloved.. anyway yeah james is super funny im obsessed w him 

[gingerteaonthetardis]

This "breakup" conversation!!! IT CAN BE OVER NOW, PLEASE!!!

"I don't want to do this. I don't want to be apart from you."

THEN DON'T. And Charley's reaction here is so relatable?

"'There's nowhere left for us to go, Charley.' 'It's not you, it's me, Charley.' 'It's meeee, Charley.' You're not the man I met! You're not the man I-- who are you?"

B R U T A L.

"Everything I've ever loved, I will destroy... and that includes you."

"You're destroying me now."

Ouch times a million, oh my god.

...and then we wrap it up with a nice lil Zagreus shout to remind us all that danger is half the appeal of the Doctor... and also, that our boy can YELL.

[proteuus]

you should tell us your favorite things abt the board of directors

oh Gladly . thank u for the ask !!

@aliceteresamarie - ceter is my best friend in the world and I love everything about them very much. I love talking to them and being around them, they're so nice and fun to be around and their sense of humor is absolutely peak. i also haunt the cetercore tag on their blog the vibes r peak

@nox-ceur - my faux older sibling :-) i think elle’s vibes are simply immaculate, their aesthetic is Top Tier. i also really admire their attitude against taking bullshit from people, i know they could and would beat up anyone who bothered them or any of their friends and i try to harness that energy lol

@saturns-old-bones - this is clear from just about everything I've said about liza on this platform but I do think liza is just abt the coolest person I've ever met. she's very smart and very good at art and writing and idk! just think she's neat :-)

@orc-hestral - sam !! sam is actually my oldest online friend (like. in terms of how long i’ve known them.) and we are married and i love them very much. they are very funny and sweet 2 talk 2 and very smart in obscure subject areas (lol)

@zagreus-eats-your-bread - jo is just so cool 2 b honest. they’re super funny and smart and from all the pictures they’ve posted of themself i just Adore their fashion sense. vibe city overall

@islaaries - isla is just. a very interesting person. idk i think her entire perspective on life is very funny and i love listening to her talk about stuff because the way she tells things is just so fun

@nostalgic-romantic - max is one of the kindest people i’ve ever met, no exaggeration

@mx-pat-henrietta-julian-carter - pat is a pretty upbeat and positive person and it’s clear xe is full of a lot of love and i really admire that about xem and try to harness that energy. i’ve also been lucky enough to read some of xe’s original fiction wips and they are 👌 👌

@timetravelspider - liv is so fun and nice and she always has a lot of interesting stories to tell, absolutely adore having her in our gc :-) she also said she would watch football with me sometime so hell yeah lol

@brightbluesubaru - jay is another one of my friends who is incredibly cool. his vibes are just very good, he’s super funny and i adore his art and writing it is So good

so yeah !! hope all my friends are having a good night :-)