#zag out loud: it'll be fine don't worry :)

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Man I think about megthanzag and patzagchilles coexisting a lot because my headcanon is that gods and Zagreus especially are EXTREMELY kinky but Achilles and Patroclus are very much products of their time (so mostly frotting and some oral). So Zag spends his time being choked and whipped (with an actual whip, no gentle crops here) and murdered by Meg and Thanatos during sex and then he goes off to teach his very vanilla mortal lovers about anal play and fingering.

Patroclus gets curious about Zag's toy chest (with dildos, straps, gags, collars, ropes, chains, whips, etc) and Zag very gently but firmly is like. "no. you aren't ready for that. ask me again in 50 years."