#z.asks

[t3mprr]

How the hell did I manage to kinkshame you on a discussion on my url....

Im a genius

I DONT HAVE A ILLNESS KINK I DONT HAVE A LUMPYFLAKYCUM KINK I SWEAR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fawnforgold]

🎲

40. An impulsive kiss

Webtorre x Reader

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, No pronouns for reader, He/Him pronouns for Webby, Gender Neutral Reader, This isn’t my best I apologize.

No, that’s not right. Maybe it’s..

You are stuck in your thoughts, focusing hard on the task in front of you when you hear someone stomp into the lab and mumble something under their breath. It isn’t until you feel the figure loom over your body that you realize who it was.

“Yes?” You ask in an annoyed tone.

You hear Webby curse to himself. If he was trying to be quiet about his frustrations then he was not successful.

“We need to talk.” He huffs.

You sigh and set down the tools you were holding. “I’m busy.”

Webby lets out a groan. His hands are threatening to grab you and drag you to an empty room at any given second, but he is surprisingly patient.

“I’ll talk to you in a minute, let me just finish up what I’m doing and-“

His patience finally runs out and quickly grabbing your arms, he spins you around. Before you could be given the chance to speak his lips were on you. You gasp against his lips and he takes that as his chance to slip his tongue inside your mouth. You grip his shirt with your hands and whimper slightly at how rough he is. Sadly, the moment is brief and before you knew it your lips were naked and alone, save for your fingers which were now just barely touching them.

“Now.” He demands.

You compose yourself, fixing your hair before trailing behind Webby.

“Yes, now is good.” You replied.

[invixtus]

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? - for ask game!!

definitely more of a cat person generally but my dog is the exception!!

[bendingwind]

🖋️ for Friday! :)

I couldn't decide which story to go with so I'm going with two excerpts :D

Adult!Toshiro/Byakuya, from the prologue, which takes place about three years before the story:

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Spring crossed into summer. Toshiro was hot and grouchy and too tall and very clumsy, to his great dismay.

“My my, you do look older,” old man Kyouraku said one day, which was how Toshiro learned that all his hopes had been in vain, and Matsumoto had been gossiping.

“What’s the pot?” he demanded when he arrived back at his squad’s headquarters. Matsumoto looked up at him from her desk, where she had been doing paperwork for once, with a practiced innocent smile.

“The what, Captain?” she had asked.

“The pot, Matsumoto,” he growed. To his great dismay, his voice cracked, ruining any threatening effect he might have hoped to have had.

Matsumoto gave a valiant show of trying to keep a straight face, but in the end she collapsed into giggles. Toshiro crossed his arms and scowled at her.

“I’m not allowed in on it, since I have insider information,” Matsutmoto admitted at last, once her fit was over.

“You had Lieutenant Hisagi place your bets for you, didn’t you?” Toshiro demanded.

“That would be cheating!” she said, but she winked.

“Well?”

Matsumoto lowered her voice to an annoying stage whisper. 

“There are a lot of theories, but mine is that you have a crush,” she said.

Toshiro flinched with his entire body.

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Rukia/Renji pre-academy (maybe discussion of underage sex, depending on whether you consider them to have been underage at this point or not. Nothing graphic. Proceed accordingly.)

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“Okay,” Renji said, his head in his hands.

“That was bad,” Rukia agreed, perched on the decrepit porch beside him, “but I bet we can do better.”

“Don’t tell me you seriously want to, to keep trying after, after that,” Renji said, mortification dripping from his words. “I didn’t even--”

“We’ll ask around,” Rukia interrupted, not particularly interested in dwelling on that herself. “Someone will know what to do. I could just as easily be the problem.”

Renji groaned aloud.

“You’re going to ask every single person we know until we make this work, aren’t you,” he asked. Even his ears had turned red with shame where they poked out above his hands, Rukia noticed. Under other circumstances, it would have been hilarious.

“At least I finally found something you’re bad at,” she said, trying to distract him.

“Fuck off,” he said. “You didn’t exactly excel yourself.”

Teeth had been involved. Rukia felt warmth rise in her own cheeks at the memory.

“Shut up,” she said, but she leaned into his side and wrapped an arm around behind him.

“It was just supposed to be fun, not a competition,” she said. As if anything between the two of them had been anything but a competition.

There wasn’t a lot else to do during the long early autumn months when food was plentiful and easy to come by, after all. Most of their friends, and the other kids they’d lived with over the years, picked it up as a pastime once they got old enough to be interested. Rukia had been old enough to be interested for years. She just… hadn’t really trusted anyone enough to give it a try.

She eyed the sun, still pretty high in the sky. 

“Hey Renji,” she said, pulling away just enough to jolt her shoulder against his side, “I bet I can make you, y’know, before you can make me.”

He lifted his head out of his hands to glare at her.

“Cannot,” he said.

“Can too,” she said.

“I’ll fuckin’-- show you!” he said, and Rukia grinned at him.

There was no possible way that she didn’t come out of this a winner.

[sylphbound]

Hello! I'm collecting drawings of Dirk Strider eating ice cream sandwiches to put into a video compilation! Every drawing will be credited via a link to the og post, and I was wondering if I could use your drawing? It's totally okay if you're not comfortable with that, I wanted to ask before going ahead and using your art.

hello! i have no problems with it, if i am given the proper credit as the drawing's creator. go wild :)!

[thesmophorae]

you. your major, minor, and concentration are incredibly sexy and i hope you have a wonderful day

>:) it’s certainly a. mix of things. thank you for the support of my academic career anon

[nanddor]

hey just so you know, tumblr must have eaten your alt text on the nadja mamma mia post. it doesn't show up in the accessibilitykit visible alt text feature and when I checked the screen reader on my phone, it didn't have anything :/

hi!! tysm for letting me know! i just pulled up my mobile browser to see if it’s showing up on my end, and the text is still there for all three gifs, weird! i asked a few friends to see if they could see it, but i’m waiting to hear back. i’ll look into resolving it l, but unfortunately i’m at work atm and i can’t edit the alt text. so sorry to everyone who isn’t currently able to access the text, and hopefully this doesn’t happen again!

[harmonyscarf]

Do you think instead of “LMFAO”, All For One says “LMAFO”?

im assuming u meant LMAO and LMFAO but i think afo would say LMFAO bcus hes a weirdo

[zenigata-koichi-keibu]

Dilf

I don’t understand!!! I see this all on this website !! What does it mean!!?

[t3mprr]

Do you read manga? Please if you do, do you read Baki? If you don't I think you'd love it... i hope this screenshot convinces yuo....,,,.,,

i used to read a lot of manga LOL this shit looks fire... also why is serj here😭

[t3mprr]

I LOVE SOAD

M E TOO im so fixated onn them,. so so fixated. clone drop your favorite system song rn

[t3mprr]

If a test is quizzical, then what is a quiz?

i hope you get out into a meat grinder

[t3mprr]

would u still love me if i unfollwoed u :-[

of course.... whats thr reason though.. im not uoset just curious

[t3mprr]

The fact that Trent Reznor's first name is Michael always trips me out... Michael is a personality trait and he just doesn't have it

for real. guys who moan and whimper and jerk it while singing are NOT named micheal.

[t3mprr]

I know you'll probably never post a selfie, but if you do

If you do I bet you'd look synnzzzational

how do u keep coming up w these.

[t3mprr]

I don't care if the Crow remake is good I'm never gnna watch it

for real. ive seen the trailer and it doesn't even look like the og. i hate remakes !!!!!! the crow is already such a good movie !!!!!!!!