#yyyyeeeaaaaaahhhh

[sunsetsandsunshine]

we're getting a mutant mayhem series!

[kingofthewilderwest]

When we’re alone, the colonel calls me Riza

Reasons why this will always be Badass as Fuck:

Within seconds Riza has figured out this isn’t Roy. This is Envy. She and Mustang know each other that well, to the point she’s confident enough pointing a gun to an imposter within SECONDS. 

Like, they exchange less than ten sentences talking to each other, and she knows enough to point a fucking gun at him.

And she’s smirking about the fact she knows how to prove it’s an imposter.

She’s immediately ready to take Envy down with this trickery.

She already knows how to do it.

How to be badass and prove this ain’t Roy and take down this damn imposter.

It only takes one statement for Riza to fool Envy into revealing himself. ONE STATEMENT “The colonel calls me Riza” and Hawkeye has entirely outmanipulated our shapeshifting manipulator.

bait taken JUST like that, so easy

The reason her lie is believable is because of how close Mustang and Hawkeye are

how close everyone knows Mustang and Hawkeye are

to the point even enemies like Envy would think “oh they’re together that makes sense” 

to the point that when Riza tells Envy this lie, Envy doesn’t try to continue the facade and be like, “Well, how do I know you’re not Riza!Envy and lying to me??” Envy just goes “SHIT I FUKKED UP BAD” and flips

Riza knows that this will be believable and gets Envy to reveal himself, like, dayyyuumn woman

Envy’s immediate reaction is enough to prove beyond-all-shadow-of-doubt to Riza this is definitely-not-Roy. I mean, Riza already knew. But she just proved it. And so she shoots before Envy can evenreally transform out of the Roy appearance (in the manga, anyway)

That fast reaction

BANG

And then this calm “I lied”

like holy fuck that’s awesome

and then this fucking “Thanks for falling for it”

like fuck what she did was calmly tell Envy he fell for it and that she totally meant him to fall for it and that it was so easy for him to fall for it 

like that’s power

that’s POWER, Riza

all so calm and steady and in POWER Riza

and then this fucking “Now do me a favor and die”

NOW

DO

ME

A

FAVOR

AND

DIE

bambambambambambambambambamba BANG BANG BOOMMMM RIZA GUNNING ENVY DOWN LIKE A BADASSSSSSSSSS

WAY TO GO HAWKEYE!!!

WOOOHOOO

YYYYEEEAAAAAAHHHH

BOOM

BABY

FUCK YEAH [insert Al gif here]

GNGE:OGIWENG:OIN YES

ICONIC RIZA MOMENT IS FUCKING BADASS AND ICONIC YO

HGNGHGNGGNg;oeinrgoin [drowning noises]

[gargling noises continue

ghbnb

sng

bnwa

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arg;onh

fgngfffffffffffffffffffffllllllllleagnaero ginaerdddddddddddklegnlgn

I love this so much

I love Riza so much

I love how something

so simple as this

is so fucking badass

[cncn65]

Well this soda *puts on shades* Is about to become a pop-sicle YYYYEEEAAAAAAHHHH