#yup thats right cuz i ship em

[flyingmishmeshincognito]

Sorry to take away from the main point it is very important but i just had to point out

Literally him

Word to word

yourjewishlife

One thing l’ve noticed on X is that all the smart people on there are individuals who acknowledge the Jewish people’s right to self-determination in their ancestral homeland. A friend of Israel is a friend of mine 🇮🇱‎עם ישראל חי PS I miss the pre-Oct 7 world when it wasn’t about sides and whether you were pro Israel or pro Palestine. It was simply about whether being pro-peace.

[battystumutchildren-blog]

-- primadonnaTartuffe [PT] began pestering piquantPicaroon [PP] --

PT: you know for some reason i thought your place never closed and also that you never sleep? PP: Did I do somethin to shatter that illusion? I'm clutched, baby. PT: i tried stopping by the restaurant cuz i wanted to talk to you about something. PT: that something being a job maybe??? PT: like i know its an absurd hour to be making occupational decisions but uhhh. PT: dunno. seemed like that right thing to do in the moment. PP:  Shucksters, darlin. We stay open late on the weekends, but durin the week 11:30 is the cut off.  And I'm usually out of there by midnight. If I do end up leavin. PP: That don't mean we can't talk though. I'm all fins. PP: So what's your tale, nightingale? PT: cool! well. nothing really. PT: just kidding. my cousin just broke my exes leg over that whole burn book debacle i told you about and im like. PT: you know. this shit really puts things into perspective. PT: and basically i dont want to mope around anymore and i wanna get on with my life and try to better it. PT: SOOO. i wanna work for you if thats possible. cuz youve got the kinda environment there that i wanna be a part of. PT: also i want money to buy myself nice clothes. PP: Huh. PP: Remind me not to fuck with your cousin. PP: Also: you're in.(edited) PT: what? seriously? PP: Uh huh. PP: The gig ain't easy. I run a tight ship. If you don't like it you'll probably quit within the day and you can just go back to bein a regular. PP: There ain't much to lose on my end. PP: But if you want to be there, then that's what I want too. PT: im up to the challenge. put me to work!!!! PP: Huh huh. It's hard  work, but it's not exactly rocket science. PP: If you waitress'd before it ain't nothin new. I'm just a tiny bit more anal than most. PP: The Dollah's my baby. I put everythin I got in her. PT: well im no stranger to waitressing and im definitely no stranger to anal. PT: so i think itll work out nicely for us. PP: Hah! You're a riot, Blondie. PP: Can't help but like you. And I think the customers will too. PT: thats the goal.   PT: gotta keep em wanting more right? PP: Right. PP: To be honest, I've hired folks for much less glamorous reasons than wanting to better themselves. PT: i mean... thats probably more par for the course. PT: but thats not really my style??? PP: Speakin of style. PP: We ain't got uniforms but I still want you to dress cute. You can pick any era before the 2000s and run with it as your theme. PT: PT: oh fuck yes. i know exactly what i wanna do!!! PT: youre already the best boss ever letting me choose my uniform. PP: Yup. And I don't even mind if you kiss my ass. In fact I encourage it. PP: I mean you saw this ass. Its a force of fuckin nature. You almost have to avoid it. PT: more like i CANT avoid it! im all about that big booty! PT: see... im good at this. PP: You already got the job, Blondie. Have some chill. Huh huh. PT: to be fair... i AM all about that big booty. PP: I believe you. I knew it from the moment you walked in. I thought. PP: That's a girl who knows a good booty when she sees one. PT: its true! i come from a long line of ass connoisseurs. PP: That's what the kids are callin it now huh.