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[yumekuimono]

I mean. Given that it didn’t take him three days, and that there are other resurrections in the Bible (eg lazurus) by the time Nicky accepted “yup I actually keep dying and not staying that way” he’d probably flip out more in the land of “is this a miracle or some kinda demonic intervention” than “I am not Jesus why am I reenacting The Resurrection”

Fair point

I thank you for your contribution

[yumekuimono]

But this would be really good for a children's hospital

[yumekuimono]

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in

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[chaorelance]

ryo-maybe replied to your post: What is this cat girl hellscape where someone...

Oh shit AC got a sequel? I really should back and finish it next after I’m done with Beelzebub and Oh Shit x2 Yumekui Merry wasn’t dead after all???

AC Q Isn’t a Sequel, It’s a comedy Spin-off which in many ways references and makes fun of both RPGs and the original series. An example being BUFF NAGISA, which is the form Nagisa takes instead of his usual ‘Nagisa is fucking pissed’ mode.

It’s fucking hillarious.

And yeah, it’s been... slow, but there’s been updates that seem to be speeding up to atleast once a month now I guess? GOD does that sound like it stopped having them regularly at the worst point as they’re finally wrapping shit up fwofofofofofof

[yumekuimono]

rules: tag 10 people you want to know better

I got tagged by @diving-llama

relationship status: in a QPR

favorite color: purple

three favorite foods: sour pork w/ crispy rice, katsudon, mango

song stuck in my head: Jee Veerey by Bloodywood

last song I listened to: Havoc by Eluveitie

last thing I googled: normal cat pics

time: 10:13 am

dream trip: a metal festival, I guess. not... Wacken, though, something smaller

anything I really want: I haven't seen my family or friends in person for a while because of this dang pandemic & the border being closed. I wanna hug :(

uhhh, idk who to tag. I know I've gotten a handful of new followers since I started posting about The Old Guard, so if y'all want to do it feel free

[yumekuimono]

too much effort to return to the store

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[yumekuimono]

ah yes, today on the filthy communist agenda is *checks notes* blaming and demonizing ALL THREE of Superman’s identities separately and individually for...something, I guess...

[yumekuimono]

Gah! Okay I read the second part of Lokiskind today and I loved it! It was so cool to see things from Loki's perspective! I also have to say, when you said you were inspired in part by Lost Boys to write Lokiskind, it literally blew my mind because Lost Boys is one of my favorite fics (and now so is Lokiskind 💕) and I just went, "oh wait, what if I wrote a fanfic with Loki and his kids?" And now I'm 80 pages deep in that and loving it! So thank you for inspiring me/getting me started!

oh wow! good luck on your story, I hope you have fun with it and that you're proud of the finished project!

[yumekuimono]

I just read Lokiskind of AO3 and I LOVED it!! It was so good and when I read the part in the fifth chapter that explains the title I was so happy! I love Loki and Tony and their kids 💕. Okay, I'm going to go read more of your works!!

thank you!!! :D

[yumekuimono]

2+4=6 in the tens place, 8 is bigger than 7 so we put that in the ones place, and now the problem is 68+7. take 2 away from 7 and add to make an even 70, and we're left with a convenient 5 in the ones place, which makes 75

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

[yumekuimono]

mmm, felt like doing this so I’m gonna blame @gallusrostromegalus. First 10 songs of my shuffled music library are:

“True” - Amaranthe

“Lose Control” - Evanescence

“Taikatalvi” - Nightwish

“The Monarch” - Delain

“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” - Delain

“Atmadja Duma Strachilu (Revolutionary Songs)” - Bulgarian State Radio & Television Female Vocal Choir

“Der Letzte Tag” - Elis

“Somewhere” - Within Temptation

“Hero” - Skillet

“I Want You” - Delain

heavy on the Delain for some reason? although that’s a pretty good representation of my music: symphonic metal with a wildly different genre thrown in there every so often. y’know, just to break it up a bit. if you wanna do this too, feel free to say I told you

[yumekuimono]

Pass the happy along! When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy. Then pass it along to the first 10 people in your activity. 💜💙💜

tea

cats

my QPP

going to symphonic metal concerts

dancing by myself

[yumekuimono]

Period accurate to which period? The 13th century of the Witcher isn't the 13th century of, idk, Europe? Cause the Witcher isn't set in a real world?

well by that logic, the costume design of the show/games is already entirely accurate to the 13th century in the world of the Witcher, just by virtue of existing in-universe

but I was thinking period-accurate to the 13th century in real-world medieval Europe

you know, just for fun

[yumekuimono]

welp... I did the thing ^^;

I present to you:

WITCHER PHYSICS

the conclusion being, in an ideal system, if a 16m high catapult can launch a 4kg pumpkin 750m, then a 64kg witcher in the same catapult a) would travel 188m, b) would hit the ground with a force of 6,294N, and c) given good form on the landing, would probably be fine!

you know, it's only a matter of time until the Cranes invent the Scientific Method, and then both Calculus and Physics

at least their example problems would be fun! for example: This catapult can launch a pumpkin with mass X a distance of Y meters. If we load a Cat Witcher (mass Z) in there instead a) how far would he be launched? b) assuming the experiment takes place on level ground, what maximum height would he achieve? c) how much force would he be subjected to upon landing? how likely is he to be injured from the force alone? (see Appendix A for a table of estimated forces and the resulting injuries incurred)

then when all the trainees hand in their work, the Crane professor is like, "great! now let's test it out and see who got the right answers! Kiyan has volunteered to assist us today..."

(the inhabitants of Kaer Morhen are probably relieved when the Cranes focus on catapulting very simple, ideal objects, with lots of scribbling and plotting of graphs in between each trial, because they're trying to nail down the basic formulas. this is, however, followed by a phase in which they launch the *weirdest* shaped objects they can find while trying to figure out things like Air Resistance and Rotation)

All of this is glorious.

[yumekuimono]

Pass the happy along! When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy. Then pass it along to the first 10 people in your activity. 💜💙💜

in whatever order:

when my cat sits on me

AO3 comments

going to symphonic metal concerts

spending time with my QPP

a good cup of tea or slice of pie

[yumekuimono]

Hello! I just read your fic, Alternative Usages, on A03, and think it is hilarious. I was wondering if you would allow me to podfic it?

thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

you can absolutely do a podfic. be sure to add me as a creator, and send me the link when you post it so I can have a listen myself!