#yujinmi

[danixmi]

whoops!

𝑅𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝒩𝓊𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒢𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝑀𝑒𝓂𝑒: NOT Accepting!

“Whoops” ― 18. Fall on your muse.

“You guys, you don’t have to do this! I’m not leaving for good!” There were not many people in her team that respected her or liked her, it was just the way it was. Pretty girls don’t get a seat at the big boys’ table, they gotta play small and be cute. It was clear Dani didn’t believe in any of that bullshit and brought her own chair. Some hated her for that, and someone saw the fire in her and wanted a bit of fuel for their own torch. And those few decided to take her out for dinner, like a little going away present, because she got suspended. She was still debating if it was an insult or an actual gift by her five favorite guys.

Like always they had a great time, they were louder than the restaurant probably liked, but it was great, and there was a lot of laughter, bit of tears when they shared stories that both made their heart clench and their teeth hurt with how funny it was. “I’m going to miss you guys!” Dani hollers, wiping away her own tears because they were getting sentimental again. It was the reason she had to stand up and fix the mascara that ended up running down her face.

She stands up quickly, making a stupid decision to walk backwards when the guys started to yell and call at her, making her laugh and yell something back. Stuff like this in movies usually go into slow motion, but in real life, it’s in seconds. Dani turns, but meets a woman, a waiter, literally crashing into her so hard both of them fell, and the tray of dishes going into the air and crashing down to the floor right behind them. “Oh my god, so sorry!”

[chaexmi-blog]

ouch!

randomly generated starter meme;✧·ﾟ─ .06 Obtain a broken bone.

Hyungwon never plans his shifts properly, so he’s running on the Modafinil he consumed approximately thirty-seven hours prior — three more hours to go before he officially drops. “We’re not entirely certain, but the chances for a full recovery can range from a few months to a year,” the doctor informs regretfully whilst in an attempt to reassure the patient. “So please refrain from moving too much.” This particular patient, a sixty-year-old woman, somehow gave herself a hip injury while attending a church service. Ma’am, you are sixty, you do not break your hip at fucking sixty. He does his best to hold in his utter amusement by ending the encounter. The next patient isn’t much better, however, and greets him with his second broken arm; as in, the fourteen-year-old boy was here roughly a week prior with a broken right arm. Do you have a death wish, kid? Hyungwon learns that the reasoning was no different — right down to falling out of the exact same tree — and doesn’t take long to treat it since it’s been one of the most common injuries in his medical career.

If there was one thing that being a physician for the past three years has taught him, it was that people get injured in the most ridiculous ways humanly possible. You’d really have to be a special kind of stupid. Some part of him wonders if he’s able to nominate a few of his patients for a Darwin award, and whether he would be breaking medical ethics codes by doing such. He furrows his brows in consideration as he finishes up with his emergency patients. Well, it’d be amusing, to say the least. There aren’t any strict doctor-patient privileges like lawyers have, so it’d be justified to have their dumb decisions end up on the most esteemed of conglomerates. He absentmindedly smiles every time he passes a patient to get to the nurse’s station since he’s on auto-pilot at this point. Why did I take the graveyard shift, again?

He soon hurries to the underground subway station twenty minutes away from the hospital. Make it to the train, he repeats the entire way; now with uncertainty on the drug’s lifespan. Hyungwon, trying to save some precious time, makes the split-second decision to jump down the stairs and severely underestimates the number of steps; effectively tripping and falling on his left arm in an attempt to minimize the extent of his inevitable injuries. Did medical school teach me dumbassery, too? He groans loudly with no possibility of a filter as he holds onto his arm for dear life. Hyungwon’s currently wearing his scrubs, too, so this must be the most embarrassing moment he’s had all year. Issue the final blow and have someone laugh at him, he challenges the universe, I dare you.

[crownxmi]

ouch!

❝ random generated edition, acceptingmy muse will: save your muse from being tortured

jaehyun isn’t a fan of pushy dudes. in all honesty, most of the time he isn’t a fan of people in general and thinks that its a good thing that by 2050 the planet will reach such a state that everyone would actually melt. 

what spiked this thought? well, the old ass ugly fucker trying to get the poor girls phone number for the past 10 minutes at the bar. at first, he pretended to not pay attention, shit like that always happened and dudes usually took the hint or the girl was bold enough to call a security guard. however, this one was trying very hard to keep to herself and enjoy her drink and jaehyun was more than aware the guy was not going to let her be. he really didn’t like seeing stuff like this in moonwalkers happen.

so he does what he always does, he makes his way to them and slams his hand overly dramatic on the counter, catching both of their attention “sup.” he says, smiling at the girl before looking at the dude, raising a brow at him “not to be even more dramatic than i already was, security is looking your way right now.” he pauses, straightening enough to tower over the girl “i don’t like ugly bastards like you harassing my girl, so beat it.” there isn’t a reaction from the other guy, and jaehyun can’t help but tilt his head to the side and maybe it was enough for the stranger to back off, getting lost in the crowd of the bar. he sighs and turns towards the girl, smiling apologetically.

“jeez, sorry about that lovely. how about another drink? its on me.”

[mixyuyan]

ouch!

Random Number Generator Meme: Accepting“WHOOPS” → 1. Knock your muse unconscious.

It had just been a horrible, no good, very bad day for Yuyan. Not a single thing had gone right and she was exhausted. She just had to make a stop to pick up food, though, and then she would be free to spend the rest of the night at home, eating and watching rom coms and generally doing a little exercise in escapism for a little while. You would think that the knowledge that she was so close to being done with the day would put her in a better mood... but no, she was getting increasingly cranky.

A box of takeout in hand, she huffed as she, rather aggressively, pushed the door of the restaurant open-- and then paused in surprise when it stopped as if it had struck something on the other side. She frowned, stepping through the door and looking around. It didn’t look like there was anything... “Oh my god!” There was a woman lying on the ground behind the door. Had it hit her? 

“Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Are you okay?” She asked, kneeling beside the woman and giving her a little shake. She was out cold. Yuyan probably would have been embarrassed that she had literally knocked someone out with a door, if she were not so horrified. “Oh, come on, please wake up--”

[luckxmi]

Random Sentence Meme;

If you want to send in for this meme to me and haven’t already, feel free. Everything is done via random.org, and there aren’t any repeats to keep things interesting. Strike are the ones that are no longer available so far. o/

 I treat these as starters, as well as the ones that are written for me, I reply as soon as possible.

List of those received;  Will update this with the link, and tag inside as well if anyone wants to respond to them and continue as a thread.

@katanaxmi

@miwoori

@jaejinxmi

@chaexmi

@yyoungjaemi

@mixhyunwoo

@nearbymi

@mijongsuk

@yujinmi

@seolhyunmi

@mixgrim

@mixyuyan

@midabin

@mixhoney

@mixtaehyun

@mixminjaes

SEND ME A “WHOOPS” AND MY MUSE WILL…

Knock your muse unconscious.

Walk in on your muse in a compromising position.

Call your muse by the wrong name.

Eat or drink the last of something your muse wanted.

Accidentally punch your muse.

Spill something.

Pass out.

Walk in on your muse in the shower.

Accidentally lock themselves out of somewhere with your muse.

Catch your muse naked.

Trip your muse.

Take something that belongs to your muse.

Wake up in bed with your muse.

Cause a power outage.

Damage something that belongs to your muse.

Accidentally lock themselves in somewhere with your muse.

Say something bad about someone not realizing your muse is listening.

Fall on your muse.

Accidentally take a drink of your muse’s drink.

Lose something important.

SEND ME AN “AWW” AND MY MUSE WILL…

Fall asleep on your muse’s chest.

Feed your muse a snack.

Notice your muse with messy ‘bed head’.

Wipe something off of the corner of your muse’s mouth.

Watch your muse dozing off while watching TV.

Cover your muse’s cheeks with bubbles.

Find a lost puppy with your muse.

Kiss your muse’s cheek/forehead/nose.

Find your muse swaddled up in blankets.

Give your muse their jacket after witnessing them shiver.

Have their cheeks pinched by your muse.

React to your muse taking their hand.

Watch your muse as they laugh.

Hug your muse out of nowhere.

Tickle your muse.

Fix your muse’s disheveled hair.

Take selcas using cute filters with your muse.

Overhear your muse cutely singing.

Walk in on your muse dancing.

Boop your muse’s nose.

SEND ME AN “OUCH” AND MY MUSE WILL…

Help your muse stitch up a wound.

Drive your muse to the hospital after your muse is shot.

Witness your muse getting jumped.

Have their nose broken by your muse.

Get a paper cut.

Obtain a broken bone.

Pull a muscle.

Catch your muse after they’ve stubbed their toe.

Have their foot run over.

Fall from a lifted surface (chair, table, counter top, etc).

Get their fingers shut in a door.

Piggyback your muse to safety after they’ve been hurt.

Bite their tongue while eating.

Have their hair pulled by your muse.

Help your muse tend to a burn.

Save your muse from being tortured.

Watch your muse get shocked from a doorknob.

Discover bruises covering your muse’s body.

Touch your muse’s sunburn.

Have your muse help them recover from an injury.