#youreadick

[lilacskies--lachrymoseeyes]

mOoD aF

[theonewiththebrokensmile]

[5stonesdesigns]

🌵 ▶️ https://etsy.me/32sDCEE . . . . . . #youreadick #youreaprickbutyouremyprick #boyfriend #anniversary #relationshipgoals #5stonesdesigns https://www.instagram.com/p/B3zlft5Btz1/?igshid=e6b5nigryzz

[undercoverwatermelon37]

Aromantics can change!! This is a true story

She'd never felt love. Sure, she thought she had crushes when she was younger, but she grew to realize that her idea of love was vastly different from everyone else's. The aromantic flag sat proudly on her wall. Well, two walls. The wall in her room and her Tumblr wall. She'd never even briefly considered the fact that she might feel romantic love. Ever. Until, of course-- until she did. A strange feeling overtook her as her lips pressed gently to the mouth of the one who changed her ideals about herself, and not only her ideals, but her whole world, her whole personality-- Pepsi. Pepsi was such an incomprehensibly sweet, cool, and delicious lover. She'd never tasted or felt anything so beautiful. The way the cool, sharp bubbles cascaded over her tongue was a spiritual experience, and she realized that she was never an aromantic, she had just been waiting for the One to come. You cannot change an aromantic person's sexuality. The quality of your personality will not force an aromantic to feel love. The thought is as equally ridiculous as this story.

[stillwithhernothim]

#TrueStory 😉😜😂🤣😁 #youreadick #mrspeaker #fuckpaulryan #paulryan #heathcare #obamacare #preexistingcondition #republicanssuck #votedemocrat #democratsrock2018

[deftonesfreek]

When you leave your place to run an errand for maybe 30 minutes and come back to this. I made sure to box them in nice and snug so they don’t have a choice to bail before the tow truck shows up. #Reno #Nevada #youreAdick #ZeroF_cksGiven #YourParkingSucks

[misteragez]

Hey, if that's what you wanna do, you go right ahead. Your #MentalIssues have nothing to do with me. But you could've saved yourself all the trouble by not being a complete #douchebag and #blocking me in the first place. js🤷‍♂️ I'm not even that important for you to be doing that anyway. My page will always be open so you can #lurk #creep and #spy on me using your friends or family members accounts all you want. I'm not about to make my page #private just to stop your #crazy ass from seeing it. #JustAThought #JustVenting #ImNotStupid #IKnowWhatYoureDoing #YoureADick #LookinAss

[organicbubblegum]

Fuck you #trump you bitch. #TrumpRussiaCollusioN You missed #Obama #SuckCock #YoureADick #TrumpSucks #GoToHell

[maweesa-here]

*tells you he is seeing someone else now

*offers to still be friends

*deletes you

[lynseyluu]

Here's some of my greetings cards that can used for Valentine's Day ❤️😘 . . . . #lynseyluu #greetingcard #greetingscards #greetingcarddesign #cardsofinstagram #cardmakersofinstagram #cardmaker #justacard #paperproducts #funnycard #quirkycards #howluckyami #Valentinesday #valentines #youlldo #etsy #etsyuk #etsyfinds #etsysmallbusiness #etsysmallbusinessowner #youreakeeper #iloveyou #lovelovelove #cheesyjokes #handcrafteduniquelycommunity #thortful #youreadick #youlldoisuppose #butiloveyou https://www.instagram.com/lynseyluu/p/CY9qXCKsCNu/?utm_medium=tumblr

[realactualwifinetworknames]

Today's real actual WiFi network names:

You smell_5G Youreadick You Pervert Get Out You're part of it You can see but can not touch You can't sit with us You will never get this! YOU SHALL NOT PASS

[thatbitchchuck]

Why the hell would I want to find someone like you? You're an ex for a reason. #YoureADick #WithATinyDick #IWentThere #TruthHurts http://ift.tt/2lMcUkn

[lynseyluu]

I can tell Valentine's is round the corner as these cards have been flying out 😂❤️ I'm glad you all have the same sense of humour as me! 😘 . . . . #lynseyluu #greetingcard #greetingscards #greetingcarddesign #cardsofinstagram #cardmakersofinstagram #cardmaker #justacard #paperproducts #funnycard #quirkycards #howluckyami #Valentinesday #valentines #youlldo #etsy #etsyuk #etsyfinds #etsysmallbusiness #etsysmallbusinessowner #youreakeeper #iloveyou #lovelovelove #cheesyjokes #handcrafteduniquelycommunity #thortful #youreadick #youlldoisuppose #butiloveyou https://www.instagram.com/p/CKv3BaiFcqN/?igshid=103he9r6ijrfy