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saw a video(it was on pinterest) of a very curious red octopus and it reminded me of III for some reason
the video i am talking about btw
now this is a big question
is III still a rock lobster or a curious octopus 🤔
Hummmmmm, great question Duckie. I still maintain that iii is a lobster, because they are fucked up little critters, and that's just iii to me 💙
Behold, a lobster 🦞
Now! Octopi (octopusses?) are insanely intelligent and competent. Focused. Driven. Moisturised. Don't mess with them. You know WHO is that way?
You see my point?? 👀🐙
#i miss the cloth masks - they looked SO SO GOOD ARGH especially ii 🥺 i miss seeing his softness 🥺#also omg this iii was SO DANGEROUS 👁️🫦👁️ DAMN BABY#idk what sea creature iv would be in this scenario. lantern fish seems accurate (luring people into his trap)#or a manta ray (smooth and graceful mf)#you figure it out - i know you're lovely Duckie brain can do it#your* i don't wanna rewrite that#darya answers#sleep token
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Honestly the thing about Jason&Bruce for me is that I don't think they can reconsile.
Like even outside of the different moralities and vengeance and the Joker and all of that. Once your father has split your throat open with a knife, that's it. You can't come back from that. There is no reconciliation or forgiveness after something like that is done.
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#batman#red hood#bruce wayne#and then all the further shit bruce pulls on jason after that#like its just not possible to me. i dont even wanna see it happen bc frankly you cant do it w/o trying ti#justify bruce's abuse#and shit personality frankly#i don't want jason as part of the batfam or for then to get along#like if you want that you gotta do a whole rewrite of everything after jason returns to gotham#like in every relationship there's a point where it's not worth it to try anymore or be around them or give them your energy#and for me that's the batarang tl the throat#once that happens there's no hope for them sorry
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Just some further character pages I did for ocs (Soul eater Fancharas) that belong to my friend @lilliesofinspirationvalley ;;;;
#I'm not really the type to post Ocs here on tumblr bur aay;;;#my art#friends ocs#chalk has friends???#unrealistic#i didnt post the other outfit alts tho bc don't wanna spam pictures;;;#soul eater fancharacters#soul eater fancharacter#soul eater oc#soul eater ocs#please check her rewrites out tho!#she puts a lot of thought into them uu#ocs#oc#fancharacter#fan character#also wether I have pink or green text really just depends on the daily mood btw-#one is in a depressive cycle and the other if I feel like usually-#I don't say which is which uu#still for the love of Knuckles I STILL need your silly billies weapon forms so I can finally finish the rest of your meister Ocs Lilly >:0
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someone in the makeup department playing "how much bigger can I make Daryl's scar each episode until someone notices"
#I've made this post in a different form before but What The Fuck#twd#the walking dead#and we don't even know how he got it!!!#they just made his character design more edgy for shits and giggles and didn't even wanna give it an edgy deviantart OC backstory to match#like if you're gonna reveal that it happened during the Leah time period couldn't they have made it relevant? Like maybe SHE gave it to him#add some spice to that dogwater plotline#instead they just ''hey you have a cut on your face'' ''yeah I know.'' ''ok. sucks living in the woods don't it'' ''nah.''#Let me rewrite Leah I'll treat her right#I'll make her worse#If Daryl *really* needs a toxic love story I'll make sure it hurts bby
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Brain still soup but like. I think making one or both (or more!) characters involved in relationships with each other aromantic makes the dynamic soooooo much more compelling. Because if you remove romance as a motivator, you really get down to the nitty-gritty as to WHY that character is seeking out/involved in those relationships in the first place. Whether that relationship involves romantic factors or is more of a queer platonic thing. Much to think about....
#like i WANNA give examples but also it's always so difficult for me to parse it out too#but sharena being someone who longs for love but can never quite grasp it for herself is sooo real to me#while maintaining her harem like. how she still seeks out these relationships anyway. BECAUSE she wants it so bad#because she can't quite grasp it fully herself.#also veronica taking one look at sharena and not even fully able to grasp it herself. and going 'sharena clearly doesn't know what love is'#recognition of the self through the other (derogatory)#also this is something i'm exploring aaaall the fucking time w moe/alfonse.#juries still out on if i hc alfonse as any flavor of aro (i do think it'd be funny/if he was i think he'd be demi)#but like. w moe being 2 for 2 demiro/sexual. you might think that would make things easier?#but no. bc it's also extremely romance repulsed. as much as it wants to spread love and cheer. it is a hater. fervently.#and then there are cases like lif/thrasir that read as a qpr to me. only having each other in this deep intimate way#that's devoid of any romance/sexuality.#BUT IT'S ABOUT THE OBSESSION. going back to moe. IT'S ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING THE SAME PERSON#which i think happens to a degree w moe and ABSOLUTELY happens/happened w sharena/peony#it's also about asking what does this character WANT. what is the core of their desire#is it to fill an aching absence? is it to feel safe? to feel understood? to feel loved?#when your entire life you've felt you've been loved wrong/were unable to love correctly?#is it friendship? is it sexuality? esppp in the case of aro/allos!!!! like!!!! that happens!!!!!#and ofc! you have your aros who just don't. and that's okay!#but i never want being aromantic to be like. an easy way to write off a character who 'gets in the way'#or rewrite something you didn't like in canon. like. there are ways to do that second part#without doing the same shit i see people do w autistic people. writing off a character#or a hc in the most abliest way fucking possible. it's egregious.
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punching the ground. it's been so long since i wrote anything . i got lots of good lines even abt the same topic and i just can't figure out how to combine them into one song. rip. so sad
#ik the whole thing with writer's block is like. you gotta write SOMETHING to unclog it#and it'll for sure be bad. bc it's all the gunk you've accumulated#but :( i don't want it to be bad. and i don't wanna waste these lines either (ik rewriting is a thing but idk how to do it properly.)#man idk somehow with stories i can jump back from a writer's block no problem with adequate results n all#why isn't that the case with lyrics too 💔 (<- hasn't even tried bc it's too scared of a bad result)#i wish i knew some techniques to ease myself into it but ajdklfj i never actually learned it.#my singing teacher says that just writing your thoughts will lead to it but. it's not the case for me :^( i need smth else
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Heewwooo popping in to send some asks for that ask game u just rbed!
🎞️: What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?
💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?
👀: How does your ship with your f/o influence both of your characterisations and the world? Would there be any interesting metas written about your dynamic?
sofi hiiii ;0; tysm for the asks!!
⸺ 'IMAGINE YOUR INSERT WAS CANON' ASKS
🎞️ :: What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?
Uwah... There's a couple that come to mind, but they involve my rewrite of the mansion fight since I literally can't fit Shay in there without her constantly being in harm's way if I leave it as is lol I'm not entirely sure how to describe the first, especially if you're unfamiliar with the very end of Terence's episodes and the beginning of Vanilla's, but it's in there somewhere... It doesn't help that I'm still trying to plan this shit out like that image of Patrick with the board nailed to his forehead GKJFNBJKF
💌 :: How would the dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?
I've never really thought about this too much but with 3.5/4 episodes between them, there's be so many misconceptions and now that I really think about it, I don't think people would know they're even involved. 😭 Really doesn't help that they're background characters and there'd be nothing in canon until it's their turn to play villain of the week (:3」∠) I'm trying to think about how their dynamic could be portrayed, and the only thing that really comes to mind is like... 'constantly bickering couple' because o9f one scene I have in mind for my rewrite like mentioned about which is,, so far off lol I DON'T HAVE GOOD ANSWERS YET I'M SORRY 😭😭😭 JHFNVJ
👀 :: How does your ship with your f/o influence both of your characterizations and the world? Would there be any interesting metas written about the dynamic?
Sofi why are you asking me such hard questions I actually have to use my brain /LH /LH /LH CGHFBFHGBVFG I'm struggling to think of any in depth answers, but off the top f my head I feel like things might change a bit if Mariah wasn't the only conventionally attractive woman that was actually shown in the anime/manga (I say Mariah since Midler wasn't shown until the end of her arc, only the High Priestess on the submarine). I don't really know how to explain what I'm trying to say and my brain keeps going back to that certain type of artists I mentioned in my previous answer 😭 FBGFG I'm sure that how fanon views Vanilla would change too, but I'm not sure exactly how at the moment :')
#ask games 🎠#imagine your s/i was canon asks#aeons-domain#vanishay#(implied)#i'm very /j/lh about the hard questions i appreciate them and i wish i could give you better answers 😭#when i have the rewrites i'm doing done i may try to expand when i get a clearer idea 👉👈#i have a hc that they'd try to hide their relationship because they don't wanna get in trouble so that isn't helping me but yeah 😭 jfhnjkfg
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Do you ever make a full on essay post about something happening that proves a point you had, but then you realise you miss read the post you got the orignal info from and basically your full entire point falls apart(EVEN THOGUHT YOU CAN CLEALRY TELL YOUR ON THE RIGHT TRACK)
(IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY POINTS INA SAMLLER WAY GO INTO THE TAGS I WENT INSANE BRO)
#WARNING THIS HAS A LOT OF TAG RAMBELING#do you all know onf (that one blog/twt acc trying to DESTROY JNJ?)#yeah I made a full ass essay talking about how that youtube channel they put in a twt proves that their bait#but then I realised THE TWT WAS ACCTUALLY SAYING THAT'S NOT THEM#and I do belive them because teh youtube channel seems extremely off brand for them#alibet their hypocrisiy when it comes to animation epic could be a good starting point for my post#and how they don't noticed the fact adam katz theroically dose work in JNJ (VAing Nickel)#BUT I don't feel like rewriting that whole post#BASICALLY: OHF is most likely bait trying to epicly own JNJ haters#Unlike that one homophobic acc with the woody dabbing pfp they came out of nowhere#and not using a personal acc makes it even more convient imo almost as if they don't acctually havethese takes#also they might just be trying to get people to think the people they reblog are pro the movement* (dose it even classiy as a movement?)#expect that I don't think it's a kid since I don't think a kid would make twt their main platform of choice for this#it would most likely be youtube or something#and a adult who acctually had these takes would just use their main acc/ a alt(if they don't wanna post their takes on main)#and not try to be the french uprising or something#expect that they say very very extreme things in a very cartoonish way#as if their playing a role (HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)#it's almost as if they say these very extreme things and say them in a cartoonsih way to get... Attention?#Operation huang fall#BFDI#If your ONF on tumblr reading this (Since you seem to see all the posts about you) then uhh Hi :3#Randomuzer's random rambles#OHF#EDIT: INGORE THE FACT I WROTE ONF QS OHF I WAS TIRED
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tag drop ! pt 4.
#▌ship ♡ ❝never sure... would you catch me if i should fall?❞ ➤ radiobelle#▌ship ♡ ❝how can we rewrite the stars?❞ ➤ stolitz#▌ship ♡ ❝you're a king and i'm your lionheart❞ ➤ guitarspear#▌ship ♡ ❝hurt and grieve but don't suffer alone ♡ the most dangerous thing is to love❞ ➤ huskerdust#▌ship ♡ ❝i would fight for you if you would fight for me❞ ➤ cherrisnake#▌ship ✘ ❝i don't want your cruel melody❞ ➤ valdust#▌ship ✘ ❝if i'm going down i guess i'll take you with me... naked in that garden back at the beginning❞ ➤ guitarprincess#▌ship ✘ ❝gives you feelings that you don't wanna fight... you'd better run for your life❞ ➤ verosiker
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in my flat in Metropolis screaming to Superhero by Simon Curtis goingfucking FERAL at 3 in the morning xoxo
#oc blog#dc rp#self insert#roleplay blog#metropolis city#simon curtis#dc#dcu#im in the walls of dc#← selfinsert rp tag now that also passes as ooc posts#leesbian42 rambles#leesbian42 rp#STAND UP EVERYBODY LOOK ALIVE SAUD COME ON COME ON COME ON WE'RE GONNA GET IT NOW#HANDS UP IF YOURE READY FOR A FIGHY SAID COME ON COME ON COME ON WE GONNA WIN IT NOW#I DON'T NEED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME I KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY DESTINY SIT DOWN ABOUT TO REWRITE OUT HISTORY REWRITE OUR HISTORY REWRITE OUR#HISTORY!!!!!#WE CAN CHANGE THE WHOLE WORLD GOMNA TAKE IT OVER GONNA START IT OVER#DONT YOU KNOW WE COULD BE A NEW BEGINNING FIGHT UNTIL WE'RE WINNING TELL ME THAT YOU'RE IN IT#DON'T YOT WNAN BE A SUOERHERPHDISHD A SUOERBERO A SUPERHERO DONT YOU WANNA BE A SUPERHERO A SUPERHERO A SUPERHERO ANYBODY COULD BE ANYBODY#COULD BE ANYBODY COULD BE!!!!! JSABISHSVSHAHSB#*vibrates*#RIP IT OFF SHOW THE SYMBOL ON YOUR CHEST SAID COME AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO YOU REALLY ARE#IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE BETTER THAN THE REST GOTTA TAKE IT TO THE TOP AND MAKE YOURSELF A SUPERSTAR#YOU DON'T NEED THEM TO BELIEVE IN YOU GET YIUR MISSION ON LOVK AND SEE IT THROUGH#YOU'VE GOT ALL THE POWER YOU NEED IN YOU POWER YOU NEED IN YOU POWER YOU NEED IN YOU#WE CAN CHANGE THE WHOLE WORLS GONNA TAKE IT OBET GINNA START IT IVER DONT YIU KNOW WE CIUKD BE#A NEW BEGINNING FIGHT UNT8L WERE WINNING TELL MR THAT YOU'RE IN IT DON'T YOU WANNA BE#A SUPERHERO A SUPERHERO A SUPERHERO DON'T YIY WANNA BE W SUOERHEO A SUOERHEI A SUPERHEUO ANYBODY COULD BE#ooc: fuckimg bonkers thinking about superman and this song ← im already feral over the song‚ this is not making it less#ooc: actually insane that there's only what? THREE????? amvs w Superman to this song like?????? hello????? it's literally perfect????
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Help guys
my if he had been with me girlies I am still not over Finnys death and it's been months since I've read the book plz send help guys does any body have any HAPPY ENDING I REPEAT HAPPY FUCKING ENDING romance books :)
#if he had been with me#I'm depressed#FINNY SHOULDN'T OF FUCKING DIED#I'm suing#Count your days laura#If you can't tell I'm never gonna accept Finnys death#I need happiness#Don't read if he had been with me if you don't wanna lose any happiness left in your soul#Coquitting after this book#fuck Jamie#If only I had told her#Rewriting the ending of that ducking book bc I'm not okay
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Tumblr can never be my main means of engaging in politics and it comes down almost entirely to Tumblr's pathological need to distill The Right Opinion:tm: from any complicated issue.
It's always the most important thing. Not because it helps solve the issue or helps the people impacted, but because The Right Opinion:tm: is a proxy for you, morally, as a person. And every issue needs to be broken into the language that sets the stances of Make You Good or Make You Bad.
And I don't mean this in any generic statement about echo chambers or virtue signaling. Those are separate but related concepts. What I'm talking about is how people are nervous about a topic until one doctrine is crafted which defines the Sports Team Color of our Sports Team, so we can be identified as being on the Us Sports Team, and absolutely not on the Them Sports Team. Because this issue is actually about you and the proxy for you as a person and how people should perceive you so, really, the sooner we figure out the Home Sports Team Colors the sooner you can stop feeling worried.
The moment something new happens is usually the first and last time you'll actually see a range of opinions on it. And some of that is fueled by misinformation! Some in bad faith! When dust settles and clarity is achieved, this helps combat those things, but it's also the moment when the Loudest and most Articulate voices craft the Zeitgeist Opinion and everyone comes to roost around it.
You get people on this site pissed off at AI models that can diagnose cancer from a research paper in 2019 because The Right Opinion is that AI is bad. If you even see a post trying to articulate good uses of AI, well that's someone wearing Packers colors at a Vikings home game, and if you wanna make a point in the "wrong" direction you better be damn articulate about it.
A well-defined set of actions are transphobic. Another set are actually not transphobic, and you'd be transphobic for thinking so. Are you trans and actually your lived experiences differ? Get articulate real fast or shut up. You might be able to eek an exception for yourself, but it's going to require a 10-paragraph post justifying your claim. If you're REALLY good at it though, you might be able to rewrite the Zeitgeist and now anyone who disagrees with you is transphobic. Teams switch uniform styles every now and then, after all.
And it's such a farce because so often it's not actually about the topic at hand. It's about why you should be allowed to be perceived as a good person while toeing outside the fringes of The Right Opinion, why you aren't actually quitting the faith or committing blasphemy or deserving of exile for going off the written word. Or if someone really IS trying to make it about the topic at hand, the ensuing slapfight in the comments needs to be about whether OP has sinned against the covenant.
It's not helpful.
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Okay writers listen up
I'm gonna tell you about how I wrangled my shitbird brain into being a terrifying word-churning engine and have written over 170K words in under a year.
I wanna be clear that before unlocking this Secret Technique I was a victim of my unmedicated ADHD, able to start but never finish, able to ideate but not commit and I truly and firmly believed that I'd never write a novel and such a thing was simply outside of my reach.
Now I write (and read!!) every day. Every. Single. Day. Like some kind of scriptorial One Punch Man.
Step the First
Remove friction between yourself and writing.
I personally figured out how to comfortably write on my phone which meant I didn't have to struggle with the insurmountable task of opening my laptop.
I don't care if this means you write in a Discord server you set up for yourself, but fucking do it. Literally whatever makes you write!
(if you do write somewhere that isn't a word processor PLEASE back your work up regularly!)
Step the Second
Make that shit a habit. Write every day.
For me, I allow myself the grace that ANY progress on writing counts. One sentence? Legal. Five thousand furious hyperfixated words? Also legal.
Every day, make progress. Any progress.
I deleted Twitter from my phone and did my best to replace doomscrolling with writing. If I caught myself idly scrolling I'd close whatever I was looking at and open my draft and write one (1) sentence until I made THAT a habit, too.
Step Two-point-Five
DO NOT REWRITE. If you are creating a first draft, don't back up or restart. Continous forward motion. Second drafts and editors exist. Firsts are for ripping the fucking thing out of your brain.
If you're working on revisions after an editor or beta readers or whoever has given you feedback, then you can rewrite that's OK (and it counts as your writing for the day!)
Step the Third
Now that you've found a comfortable way to write and are doing it every day, don't stop. Keep doing it. Remember, just one sentence is all you need. You can always do more, but if one lousy sentence is all you can manage then you're still successfully writing.
Remember: this is what worked for me. Try things until you find what works for you.
You can do it. I believe in you.
#am writing#writing resources#original writing#Writer#writeblr#author#Author resources#writing tools#writing#writing tool#long post#text post
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i love these tags this person is so right
actually, can you imagine if dave was raised by B1 roxy?
i wanna get into this actually
(ok i had to spend a few hours rewriting this because IT DIDNT FUCKING SAVE AFTER FIVE HOURS OF WRITING WHEN MY COMPUTER UPDATED WHILE I WAS AFK so it would mean a lot to show this post some appreciation. i LOVEEE hearing what other people have to say)
even though these things mom does are presented in an extravagant, kitsch, jokey way, her intentions always came from a place of sincerity. she is simply Funnie
but rose reads too far into it and assumes things that aren't there, that her mother is passive-aggressively feigning interest in rose's interests simply because the things she does are so extra. "why do all of this if not to mock me"
im telling you right now if dave lived in this household he wouldn't assume antagonism, he'd go,
don’t forget who LITERALLY patented tangible jpeg artifacts as their post-scratch adult self and scattered shitty scummed up statue of liberties all over the planet. theres no way some of that overboard artful shit wasnt post-ironic / circling back around to genuine funny sincerity
dave's natural state is funny sincerity like roxy. he's had the natural capacity for this type of humor from the start and this is the direction he goes towards when he grows out of his brother's shadow by the end of the comic. dave and roxy share an earnest “so bad its good” type of humor
(lots more under the cut; the length of this meta analysis just got unwieldly with all the pictures and whatnot)
despite the alcoholism, roxy is a supportive mother. she's not the ideal guardian but hells of a lot more supportive of her kid than bro is. if she knew dave's interests she would totally indulge in them with some over the top silly goofy haha shit as a genuine gesture simply because she loves him
rose isn't too keen on it though. but she is more similar to dirk in her natural state of thinking of overthinking shit and assuming the worst, like the tags said
and yes dave got the sweet cuddly yet sometimes backhanded ouppy gene from roxy, probably even moreso lol
roxy's even said rose "sounds like girl dirk"
side tangent here, but this is something i wanna talk about.
i dont think bro should ever be in custody of children ever but if theres anyone who would be up to the task it's rose probably. i know she'd be able to keep up with him. not only does she have a defined personality (dave is more malleable and absorbs his environment like a sponge), if anyone can pick apart B1 dirk's batshit brain and probably be right on the money it's her. lil cal has been pumping patriarchal nonsense into bro's head and rose would be able to bring the fucking facts to the table without losing her own and being a living example of a badass little girl. i also don't think bro would try to force masculine roles onto rose like he did with dave, seeing as she is a girl, so she would actually have more of a leg up and get some passes that dave was never afforded. and rose wouldn't stand idly and accept any bullshit; she is no doormat. and i think this would earn bro's respect
but anyway, from this, couldn't we conclude roxy "sounds like girl dave"?
yeah okay. we havent even gotten into their penchant for funny typos or misspeaks, deliberate or otherwise
so, dave's environment
the sentiment "god you hope you can be as good as your bro at this some day" might have been genuine at the time when he idolized bro but of course he's not able to express that in any sort of sincere fashion because he's in dirk's fucking household. and this level 10 irony shit isnt doing dave any favors
his role models were the Internet and a vague idea of what Bro was like. So he built up his facade based on irony–not the literary definition of irony, as Rose might be quick to point out, but a popular concept of irony based on the idea that things that didn’t make sense actually made sense in some roundabout way. As a master of irony, Dave probably reasoned, he could see in a way other people couldn’t why a world that was scary and didn’t make sense really did make sense, and could therefore convince those people that he was superior to them. And he would wield his knowledge to maintain the appearance of superiority by calling everything ironic and pretending he didn’t care about things that didn’t make sense, and he would use walls of vaguely rhyming words to keep everyone at arm’s length so they wouldn’t discover his insecurities (source)
roxy's style is the embodiment of post-irony. being raised by mom lalonde would be like being raised by joel vinesauce ok
what can i say ….. (getting meta about this actually, hussie got these jpeg wizard wallpapers from a spyware website. link takes some time to load because internet archive)
rose is quick to read post-irony as actually being a joke/insincere, which in bro's case would be true. but i believe dave's natural instinct, outside of the influence of bro, is to read post-irony as genuine, which is exactly how mom serves it. we see this as early as act 3 from him; he understands her motives better than rose does herself:
and in act 6 intermission 2 i think it's pretty clear
but the thing is, it's always genuine from her. dave wouldn't have to second guess it because he's not one to naturally second guess someone's sincerity; that was learned due to his bro being virtually unassailable
there two types of ironies at play here:
seems like a joke, is actually genuine (roxy)
doesnt seem like a joke, is actually a joke (dirk)
you can make the argument that the second is is more psychologically destructive because it makes you question the reality of what is genuine sentiment and what isn't. dave never knew what was genuine and what was irony so he just sort of existed in this sincerity-ironic limbo and always did the opposite of what he genuinely felt on principle even if it always did originate from a genuine place.
"it just a joke bro i was just being ironic i dont actually x" is so much more trust-breaking and psychologically damaging than "wait are you being serious" / "i am being so fucking fr rn davy gravy" / "ok thats actually pretty fucking awesome. giant ass wizard statue" / "RIGHT"
how much about dave would change do you think? his character arc would be completely different for one thing, i think he'd have it good aside from mom's alcohol issues. he'd be left with the sweet and funny parts of him that we see at the end of the comic. the fake coolguy stuff is out, but this remains. this is dave in his element and we see it as early as act 1
he'd probably have no shades growing up in the lalonde residence* either cause those were given to him by bro straight out of the crater as an extension of his own cool image. and john gave dave ben stiller’s aviators for his 13th birthday to replace them so he could “spread his wings”
dave said he was wearing them for the ironies but i kind of doubt it. maybe post-irony but there was some reacharound to it being genuine because dave never put those pointy anime shades on his face again.
*though... it’s kind of hard to imagine him without his shades at all? B2 dave still got stiller’s shades from stiller himself so maybe getting them is a universal constant. i can imagine mom getting him them as a birthday gift cause shes pretty wealthy and probably could buy it out in an auction. but also itd be cool if john still gave him it as a gift
dave is actually a lot more genuine and easy to read than he lets on even when grappling with his upbringing with B1 dirk (again, see this post). this can be seen all throughout he comic but a good example is the evolution of thoughts about his interest in the preserved dead things in his room:
if B1 roxy was dave's guardian he probably WOULD have pursued paleontology because she wouldve indulged him in it and probably find it cool and worthwhile to pursue, instead of allowing dave to flounder under ironic detachment, being poisoned by irony to the point of gaslighting himself into believing he doesnt actually believe he thinks this shit is cool. even if it was indulged in this such a way; a superficially kitsch and ironic appearing presentation, it comes from a genuine place and inspires genuine interest. just read the comments.
basically, i think if B1 roxy raised dave, their relationship would have a surface level appearance of being bizarre or over-the-top but they’d have an unsaid mutual understanding that it’s completely in earnest and just build on each other's funny and absurd gestures of affection. rather than seeing it as one-upping each other, it'd more like collaboration of some silly bullshit that you take a step back and look at full and just say, "fucking incredible"
speaking of paleontology, mom had the proto-ectobiology lab. maybe they'd be able to use the equipment to appearify paradox ghost imprints of the dead shit to create paradox clones of things from the cambrian era??? sounds like a fun mother son bonding activity. and theyd actually put the sciencey shit in the household to use
oh god i know exactly the kinds of music shed listen too also growing up as a teen in the 80s. she on that (post)-punk/art rock/new wave/new romantic mtv stuff. XTC shit fr. this is a B-52S HOUSEHOLD. maybe the associates for the campy melodramatic flair. so he gets to keep the record on his shirt cause he is an enjoyer of the shit in her vinyl collection. dave would still gravitate towards musical expression and music itself but of more variety outside of just rap, with an 80s-90s, even 70s flavor due to mom’s influence. see this for perhaps a glimpse. she probably visited new york city a lot for business trips and because the music scene was cool as hell around that time, imports came straight from jfk airport, she probably got in on that a bit and have remnants in the form of vinyls and cassettes. in this way she could be distributing void to dave (influencing him with forgotten / presently irrelevant music). now he can REALLY rave about bands none of his friends have heard of. “hey davy grvay watcha listenin to” (he holds up vinyl cover) “omg snakefinger”
btw dave lalonde would look like this to me
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only 'til dawn. [ljn]
pairing ⋆ badboy!jeno x inexperienced/goodgirl!reader
wordcount ⋆ 2.7k+
warnings ⋆ SMUT MINORS DNI!!!, softdom!jeno, smoking, shotgunning, car sex, big dick jeno, corruption, praise, light degradation, oral (m receiving), cowgirl, spanking (once), light choking, creampie...
note ⋆ i had to leave this one in my drafts for some time first because i didn't want to upload two car sex fics in a row then i wanted to rewrite it then i couldn't be asked to do that fully... so yeah, enjoy :D
"fuck," jeno drawls out as his head lolls to the side, "you're shit at this." he chuckles at your feeble attempt to give him a blowjob.
you look up at him, he seems totally unphased by your attempts to get him off, even going as far as to fish a pack of cigarettes and a lighter out of the inner pocket of his leather jacket. the scowl that forms on your brow shows how much it dents your pride; he smirks down at you tauntingly.
"open your mouth a little more." he places a cigarette between his lips and lights the end. "you don't mind if i smoke, right?" you roll your eyes, he could have asked before. at least he had the courtesy to wind the window down.
there was no reason for you to debase yourself like this, the whole situation is beyond demeaning. you’re on your knees in the back of jeno’s car, struggling to please him and now he’s having a smoke mid-head?!
it felt as if your jaw was about to unhinge at any moment, you didn’t know it could stretch this far. the girls in the videos made it look so easy, compared to them, the way you were slobbering all over his girth was far from sexy. not to mention how you were clumsily pumping the rest of his length. not to toot your own horn, but you picked things up easily, this was a whole different ballpark to academic work.
"you're too big," you whine. your lack of experience definitely didn't have anything to do with the shoddy head you were giving. how he was still hard was a wonder, you’re sure he’s seconds away from going flaccid.
normally, he would have put an end to the whole thing. it's not like he wasn't one text away from a few girls that could suck the soul out of him. however, considering how unsavoury his reputation was, the fact that you, the university’s golden girl, and much-revered student union president, were so eager to please him behind closed doors inflated his ego more than anything else could.
he couldn’t help but find humour in how ardently you refused to acknowledge him in public at times like this; if you spotted him on campus you looked the other way. but the moment he shot you a text, you were swooning and giggling, begging to meet up. so, here you were, in the dead of night, at the back of an empty parking lot a couple of miles away from campus.
“you’re lucky you have a patient teacher, i’m going to turn you into an expert!” jeno directs you between drags of his cigarette, blowing the smoke out of the windows as he laughs at you being unable to get the hang of it. saying you feel frustrated would be an understatement.
"i don't want to do this anymore," you sit up, finally admitting defeat and letting his heavy cock flop down against his abdomen. if jeno were a better person, he would have stopped you a few minutes ago, but you were so eager to please him and he loved the adorable pout on your lips and how your brows furrowed whenever you were exasperated.
"then what do you want to do?" you can think of a few things, but they would be super embarrassing to say. so, you refused to answer. he sighs before slotting his cigarette between his lips, leaving his hands free to pull you onto his lap.
"wanna try?" you don't know what possesses you, but you nod.
how bad can it be?
he taps the burnt end off, letting the ashes fall out the window before setting the cigarette between your lips. it feels childish to admit, but the fact that you had shared an indirect kiss makes you smile. this doesn't last long, though; after a short pull, you end up choking.
"god, that's awful!" you squeak as he belly laughs, only stopping when you hit his chest. all he's done tonight is tease you.
"i thought so too when i first tried." he soothes you, so as to not incur any more of your light-handed wrath. "why don't we start with some baby steps?"
you're unsure what he means until his large, rough hand is placed gently under your jaw and his thumb brushes over your lower lip, "open up for me, angel."
he takes a long drag before tilting his head to the side and filling your mouth with a thick cloud of smoke. you're not sure what this is, but it feels intimate. it feels as if he’s breathing life into you. your whole body warms and tingles, your head spins, and a fire lights in your core.
once his lungs are empty, he seals it with a kiss. it's slow and passionate. his hand slides round to the back of your neck, pulling you closer. maybe it’s the nicotine running through your veins, you feel lightheaded. you let him slip his tongue past your lips to dance around your own.
the sweet flavour of your strawberry lip balm he was used to intermingled with the bitterness of his cigarette. he can't help but groan at the fact you taste a lot more like him now.
the cigarette he's momentarily forgotten in his hand gets flicked away to burn to a butt somewhere on the tarmac outside. his now free hand comes to rest on your hip. it guides your body forwards, bringing your clothed centre flush against his bare cock.
you mewl into his mouth, he swallows down the sound. he’s greedy for more and starts rocking against you. grinding out then gulping down your noises, they go straight down to his cock. it’s throbbing, you can feel how painfully hard he is underneath you. only when he’s met with an uncomfortable stickiness due to his precum seeping through his shirt does he put an end to his gluttony.
a begrudging whine fills the car as he pulls your lips away from him. the look in his eyes alone was almost enough to make you cream, it was different to the cocky, yet lewd, eye fucking that seemed to be his default. those dark eyes of his turned into endless pits of boundless desire.
warm hands glide under your sweater, tugging it over your head, off your body to let it land somewhere in the front of his car. he does the same with his own shirt, sitting back to let you admire the rippling muscles on his torso. you delicately placed a hand on his chest, sliding it down to his abdomen; it seems he doesn’t have to have his dick in your mouth to have you drooling over him.
“like what you see, baby?” the smug look on his face makes your stomach twist.
“shut up,” you smash your lips against his again before he can speak again.
jeno rushes to unclasp your bra, pushing the fabric out of his way so he can knead at your breasts; not before long, his mouth leaves you to pepper kisses down your neck then it encloses around one of your pert nipples.
“mmm, jeno!” you mewl as his tongue laps at the bud, causing your back to arch in search of more stimulation. a hand weaves itself into his inky, thick locks, pushing him to give attention to the other side. “jeno, more!”
“i love hearing you say my name,” he growls against your chest, “wanted to hear you say it all week, but you don’t even spare me a glance unless i have my cock out.”
you ignore the slight bitterness in his tone focusing on how he nips at your skin, leaving dark marks he hopes will last until he next sees you. marks that he hopes others will see and know you belong to someone; you’ll probably chastise him later over text but he doesn’t care, anything to keep him on your mind like you're always on his.
reluctantly, he detaches himself from your chest and sits back, eyeing the drying traces of saliva he left with a dazed smile.
“what next? tell me.” his hands delicately caress your hips, your cheeks begin to heat up and you avoid his eye contact. “don’t act all coy now, where’s the girl that begged me to drive her out here and fuck her dumb?”
you were still clinging onto the last dregs of your virtuous good girl persona - the last white spots on a canvas he had first found unsullied. your first sin had been naivety, too easily seduced by a good-looking face and the sweet nothings he whispered in your ears but he had been more than happy to lengthen the list.
you wondered if this was how you had always been - or was he corrupting you. he broke down every conception you had of yourself and no one outside of the car you both sat in would believe this was you - you barely did yourself. some would say he was ruining you, but he’d never make you do something you didn’t want to, this was all you.
“please…” you let your head fall onto the crook of his neck, voice barely above a whisper. “want you inside.”
“a smart girl like you can be more descriptive than that.” he strokes a finger down your back, leaving a trail of heat on your spine, in hopes of prompting lewder vocabulary. you take a moment to chew your bottom lip and swallow down the last bit of dignity you had.
“please, fuck me.” you weep against the shell of his ear, “fill my pussy up, i need you so bad, jeno.”
“sound so pretty when you tell me what you want.” his low-toned praise makes you shiver as he flips your skirt up and raises your hips. he pushes your panties to the side to position his cock at your dripping entrance. taking a second to tease your slit, making sure to brush over your swollen clit, only to hold you still when your hips jerk forward.
“look at me, angel.” you perk up for him, “so beautiful,” he tucks a stray lock of hair behind your ear. his gaze holds yours firmly as he brings you down on his bulbous tip, stretching you out slowly.
you struggle to keep your eyes from shutting. your mouth hangs open letting out hushed gasps as you sink down an inch at a time. he thinks you’re the prettiest creature he’s ever laid eyes on.
“keep going... yeah, just like that... so good...” his soft gaze, light touch and encouraging words make things easier. he can feel your walls begin to relax and hungrily accept his girth.
“‘s so fucking big,” you wail out, not even having taken him fully. you couldn’t quite yet without his help, though you’ll get there eventually - he’d make sure of that.
“i know, baby, but you take me so well. can you move for me?” you nod shyly, lifting yourself and dropping back down as far as you can with a long whine. up and down, you split yourself open over and over.
jeno’s hands press into your flesh, silently encouraging you to take more of him. you work your hips faster, earning a deep groan from him as his head falls back. instinctively, your mouth attaches itself to his neck, mimicking the way he had kissed and sucked at your own earlier.
“for such a sweet, innocent girl, you sure do ride like a slut.” he breathily laughs as his hand comes down on your ass with a sounding slap. “like the way my cock stretches this tight cunt out.” there’s no hiding the way your walls clench at the sharp sting. you try to find refuge from your embarrassment by hiding your face in his shoulder, but he quickly takes ahold of your throat, forcing you to sit up straight.
“don’t hide from me,” he tells you warningly and squeezes your neck lightly. once again your eyes lock, his stare as intense as ever. your teeth sink into your bottom lip and you rest your hands on his strong chest, adopting a faster pace.
he lets out moans which you naturally reciprocate, however, you embellish yours with his name; you feel his cock twitch at the sound of it. the look in his eyes turns wild as his fingers dig deeper into the meat of your ass, forming a nearly bruising grip; with the other hand, he’s careful not to cut off airflow but forms a hold that leaves you feeling dizzy.
“you know exactly what you do to me.” he chuckles, “you were fucking made for me, made for taking my cock, weren’t you? yeah, so perfect, angel.”
your legs begin to shake, his words and his cock are quickly pushing you towards the pinnacle. you try your very best to work through the overwhelming pleasure and the ache in your thighs, wanting to get him off since you failed at sucking his dick. but you can't seem to power through it, tears well in your eyes as everything becomes too overwhelming, it's far too much.
“need help, baby?” his soft spot for you wins, “did such a good job for me. i’ll take care of you, make you cum all over my cock. want that?”
“please, need to cum so bad.” his hand leaves your neck and places itself and your other asscheek. he plants his feet firmly and then rams up into you.
your brain goes blank in an instant.
he’s deep. so deep. too deep!
you cry out, nails digging into his broad, muscular shoulders to anchor yourself. the tears that had threatened to leave your eyes before stream down your face, staining your cheeks. your whole body quivers as his cock lays kisses on your cervix with each thrust.
“jeno, oh my god, right there!” you practically scream. his face screws at the feeling of your walls constricting, getting tighter by the second and making it harder to move; he powers through by jackhammering into you with more force.
it feels like you could break at any moment, he's bouncing you on his cock like you're a ragdoll and you're too weak to do anything but take and enjoy it. all it takes is a few more thrusts before you’re creaming all over him. your body seizes as your eyes roll back, and his name tumbles from your lips incessantly in pleasured sobs.
it’s hard to keep you in one place as he continues to fuck you through your orgasm, but he handles your squirming body with ease using his strength. the most ungodly wet squelches fill the car as he races towards his own release, your sticky mess clings to both of your thighs.
“shit… pussy’s sucking me in so deep, gonna cum.” his chest rises and falls dramatically, he can barely breathe. his thrusts get choppier as he loses himself to the feral urge to paint your insides pearly white.
a heavy groan rips through him as his balls tighten, he nestles his cock nice and deep as he pours hot spurts of cum into you. he fills you with warmth; you feel complete for a moment. unfortunately, all good things must come to an end eventually.
you could almost start crying again when he pulls you off of him. his praise on how well you took his cum as it dribbles out of your cunt makes up for it, though. his tongue swipes across his lips as he watches it drip all over his cock, unbothered by the fact half of it is soiling his leather car seats too.
the sound of your wild breathing is all that fills the car for a moment until his lips find yours one last time. breathlessly kissing you, there is less vigour than before but just as much passion. your heart warms for a moment at the almost bashful smile on his face as he rests his forehead against yours and wipes the tears that still cling to your soft skin.
this feels right, perfect even, but it only takes a few words for him to fuck it all up.
“wanna come over to mine?” jeno regrets his words immediately, the expression on your face sour at the thought of someone spotting you walking into his dorm or one of his loud-mouthed roommates blabbering about you spending the night together.
give jeno a hand and he’ll end up taking the whole arm.
you pull away from him suddenly remembering who you are.
“don’t be ridiculous, you know i can’t even be caught dead with you.” you grimace at the mess between your legs as you reposition your panties; then, you search for the clothing he had strewn around the car.
you don’t even look at him when you demand him to. “just drop me off where you usually do.”
jeno grins even at your cold-hearted rejection. not just anyone could say they had a place between your legs; he’s sure he’ll have a place in your heart too soon enough…
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dynamic tags, babes! ( more to come once established! )
iii. druig ; everythingheard. » what if we rewrite the stars? say that you were made to be mine. «
iii. everett ross ; shefatales. » cause you could be the one that i love and i could be the one that you dream of. «
iii. stephen strange ; shefatales. » like supernova. you're blinding me and we won't be here forever. «
iii. nick goode ; nickgoodc. » i can taste the danger but i don't wanna run. «
iii. brock rumlow ; becomelions. » make me your aphrodite. make me your one and only but don't make me your enemy. «
iii. andrei lupei ; razorfst » something 'bout me's takin' you higher and you ain't ever gonna come down. «
iii. peter quill. ; legendsandsavages » you held my hand when i had nothing left to hold. «
iii. killmonger ; legendsandsavages » i'm telling myself it's not a good idea but the more i hesitate the more i fall for him. «
#iii. druig ; everythingheard. » what if we rewrite the stars? say that you were made to be mine. «#iii. everett ross ; shefatales. » cause you could be the one that i love and i could be the one that you dream of. «#iii. stephen strange ; shefatales. » like supernova. you're blinding me and we won't be here forever. «#iii. nick goode ; nickgoodc. » i can taste the danger but i don't wanna run. «#iii. brock rumlow ; becomelions. » make me your aphrodite. make me your one and only but don't make me your enemy. «#iii. andrei lupei ; razorfst » something 'bout me's takin' you higher and you ain't ever gonna come down. «#iii. peter quill. ; legendsandsavages » you held my hand when i had nothing left to hold. «#iii. killmonger ; legendsandsavages » i'm telling myself it's not a good idea but the more i hesitate the more i fall for him. «#tags
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