#your insurance doesn't cover Twins of Mass Destruction Fighting in the Kitchen related claims

[theoneofmanyofficial]

A different version of a scene I wrote in my fanfic (and yes, all the events did happen in the fanfic's timeline):

[Note: Everyone already graduated from NRC. They just hang out with each other once in a while.]

Jade, about how much food (with mushrooms) he made: I was so inspired that I made too much

Grim, suspicious: How much is too much? It's not another three months of mushrooms again, is it?

Ace: Three?! More like a year of mushrooms!

Deuce, still having nightmares about it: Mushrooms for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day for three months. Even asking Epel, Jack, and Ortho for backup wasn't enough to finish all of them

Idia, in the background: ...So that's why Ortho was insistent on making me eat mushrooms

Grim, upset: Sebek didn't even answer his phone once!

Sebek, angry: Because the last time I answered any of your guys' calls, Ortho almost blew me up when I arrived!

Ortho, scolding: That's why we told you to enter through the back door, Sebek!

Sebek: WHAT BACK DOOR?! You people were in the middle of the ocean!

Jack: Good thing Ruggie and those kids were happy to take all those mushrooms off our hands.

Ruggie, proud: And we ate real good that week!

Jade, sadly: Did I not make enough? I would have made more if Floyd didn't throw me out the window.

Floyd, glaring at Jade: And I'll do it again!

Jade: No, I definitely didn't make enough

Azul, barging into the room at max speed: I think you made quite enough, Jade!

Silver:

Silver, knowing they had his number and could contact him for any reason:

Silver, realizing he never told any of them that he enjoys eating mushrooms: :')