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Garcello from Hazy river is lactose intolerant!
requested by Anon
#garcello#fnf garcello#your fave#your fav is lactose intolerant#your fave is lactose intolerant#yes we're still alive#we just dont get suggestions much anymore!
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herbert west is lactose intolerant
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Diversity should also be little things like lactose intolerance and GERD.
Seasonal allergies. Eczema. Celiac.
#Teddy is very lactose intolerant#Esther has psoriasis in the winter#sqebu not drawing#I'm joking but also not#your fave has GERD
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i love headcanoning characters as lactose intolerant and/or contact lens users
#like how can you argue against that#‘no i dont think pinkie pie is lactose intolerant’#‘no i think making leon s kennedy wear contact lenses idk fucks with his character idk’#like what are you gonna say? no??#fuck it. all of your faves are now lactose intolerant
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Local burger lover Mike,what do you think the Spiderband's favorite kind of burgers are🤨🙏🏼🎤?
First of all I will pass on purchasing this title non-ironically, thank you very much. Second YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE OH MY TITAN I'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ASK
All of them, no exceptions, will always prioritize artisanal burgers over big franchises like BK or McDonalds and this is just canon we're on the same page about it right?
Mirassol likes a good old chimi but she's also super into a classic brie cheeseburger, Miles G loves chimi too but prefers a spicy double burger
Gwen is a huge burger lover (she likes it especially when Hobie's mom makes 'em) and her and Hobie have a shared favorite for pizza burgers but her second option would be a big chicken burger or a bacon burger
Hobie as I said before highly prefers pizza burgers, they're his favorite and just like Gwen he'll eat any type of burger his mama makes cuz his mama is great and her food is too but scrawny as he is once in a lifetime he'll eat the whole thing. He always shares his with his friends but they're now making him eat more and soon enough he'll be just fine with eating one entire burger (angst material prob)
Pavtir's is probably a spicy Indian lamb burger and Gayatri's since I headcanon her as vegan i believe that would be a veggie indian-style burger (I've seen some pretty mouthwatering recipes recently so I had to add this)
Peni likes a chili burger with wasabi ketchup
Ganke is a burger addict too and his favorite is a nduja burger but he also loves a vegan cheeseburger (my boy is lactose intolerant)
My sweet girl Margo <3 she's a monster when it comes to eating fast food you look at this cute little girl and think "she ain't eating that much" but she is and she'll steal some bytes (haha humor) from her partner's. She likes to say she doesn't have a favorite and if you insist she'll probably say something basic like a classic burger but she loves your good old bacon burger and I would like to say it's her personal fave
Bonus Mike likes a double cheeseburger but he hates cheddar (also a lactose intolerant but since is it holding anyone back right? He's allergic to cats but had four and got adopted by Nora who counts as at least three and this is totally not me just dumping random facts about me at my oc's)
I really hope these are in character lmao, tried adding cultural rep without making it sound stereotypical but idk. Also please feel free to add your (Summer's or anyone else reading this) spidersona favorite burger 💗
#I totally didn't forget to take it out of the drafts#spider band#atsv#itsv#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#into the spider verse#local burger lover mike#fuck you this is a tag#spiderman#miles morales#miles g morales#gwen stacy#spider gwen#spider gang#prowler miles#hobie brown#spider punk#burgers#help now I'm hungry#pavitr prabhakar#gayatri singh#peni parker#margo kess#spider byte#the anomalies#ganke lee#ghostpunk#ghostpunkflower#my headcanons
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Headcanon Time!
was just scrolling through the utmv headcanon tag so hehehehe
name color (under cut) is fave color (also hc) btw!
Nightmare
Dream
Dust
Blue
Ink
Red
Violet
Nightmare
He/They/Dark
The transest man you've ever met
Is super dramatic and does a lil song and dance number to keep his sanity
Likes Will Wood, Bears in Trees, Twenty-One Pilots, The Front Bottoms, 6arelyhuman.. RIProducer...
He got dragged into BiT by Red and he hates it
He's super embarrassed that he listens to vocaloid (for some reason)
He's autistic
Like. Almost all the DSM-5 symptoms to a T.
He has really intense flat affect and low empathy
He has troubles with speech and didn't start speaking until he and Dream were like 4.
Even still he pronounces the letter t as more of a d sound
Except in butterfly... catch him calling them "blubberflap" ...it feels better on his tongue, okay?
Has CWP, CFS, and POTS.
Denies this
Likes sharks
Denies this
Likes bugs
...Doesn't deny this, actually
He has a pendant of a bug trapped in amber
It's his favorite thing ever
Killer took it once and was not prepared for Nightmare's reaction
Panromantic asexual
Asexual through trauma
Has very bad social anxiety
Like. Bad.
He has had one (1) anxiety attack (that he can remember) and he hated it
Only time he's ever actively ran away from someone talking to him
Bonded with a pygmy of himself and now it's a service animal and squeaks at him when he's gonna have a fainting spell
He's an age regressor! Usually regresses around 4-6
Sleeptalks loud enough to wake up other people
Has caught himself sleeptalking (he felt himself reach up and say something as he was waking up)
English is his second language, Spanish being his first!
He learned a lot of grammar and pronunciation through the other bad guys
Because of this, he did not know "hoe" also meant farming tool and not just slut
He has a lot of allergies.. main ones being something in a specific soap scent (he can't figure out what), mildly to dogs, severely to rabbits, pollen, something in those fake pinecones, and dandelions!
Most of those make him break out in hives
He has a lot of stuffed animals and blankets
His bed's essentially a nest
Summer is his favorite season
He likes swimming.. if only he knew how
Dream
They/He/She
Genderfluid, masc/andro leaning
Intersex as well! He has unusually high levels of estrogen
He usually wants to present as the opposite of his gender.. like he's an effeminate dude or a masc chick
Straight > bi-curious > pan > bi > gay
They want to garden!!... but they kill everything they touch
AuDHD
Hyper-empathy
Cries when someone drops a stuffed animal
Teases Nightmare relentlessly for his speech impediment (in a sibling way not a bully way)
Is lactose intolerant
Has a lot of GI issues bc autism
Nightmare bullies him for this (again sibling way)
One of his legs is longer than the other!
His favorite season is winter
He learned how to swim because Nightmare read him a detailed description of what happens when you drown and he has been deathly afraid of swimming ever since
Is a complete and total caffeine addict
Dust
They/It/He
Transmasc agender therian
Their theriotype is a lynx :)
AuDHD
Their special interests are birds, music, and Portal
Their favorite is GLaDOS and they are eternally disappointed in the simps
They don't get shifts
They also have OCD and schizo-affective disorder
They badly doodle birds on sticky notes and leave them around the castle
They're semiverbal/nonverbal and mostly communicate through ASL and little eeks
They will tell you to "go eek yourself"
This is easily misheard as "go eat yourself"
They are not telling you to kill yourself. They are telling you to eek yourself
what this means is unclear
They like playing Stardew Valley
They marry Abigail or Krobus every time
Every. Time.
He's a DM for D&D with Blue and Red and a couple others
Blue
He/Him!
AMAB nonbinary!
SWAG!!!!
He's deaf!
He's autistic!
He's scarily observant!
He's EVERYTHING AND MORE!!
He knows your full name!
He will not tell you how!
It is surprisingly not through stalking! He would never!!
He can remember the names of every single child in all of his classes throughout school!
He still holds a grudge against Kelly from second grade!
To be fair, she was a bitch!
He plays jumprope with his war hammer! Yes! Jumprope!
He spins it and jumps over it as he does so!
This is to assert dominance!
He runs a tattoo parlor!
He plays D&D with Dust!
His character starts cults themed around himself and rakes in NPCs as followers!
This is not concerning!
be not afraid
Ink
They/He
Bisexual
Their favorite color changes all the time!!
Right now it's red :3
They use kaomojis ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
And star emojis ✨⭐🪄🌟🌙💛💫
very good
His love language is penguin pebbling!
Once he knows you like something he will never stop bothering you with it
Just
best boy
Red
He/Worm
He's nonbinary and doesn't care to explore past that
Surely the fact that he hates his gruff voice and wants to wear skirts has nothing to do with gender
He loooooves Bears in Trees and pestered Nightmare until he listened to them (he loved it)
He's autistic but has no clue
Everyone else knows
He's a lot
But he's friendly
Almost too friendly
He's very loud
But he's friendly!
He also can't spell
Violet
She/Him
Transfem bigender genderfluid demigirl
As in
She's transfemenine bigender
and those two genders are genderfluid and demigirl
👍
She's best friends with Nightmare and makes him paint his nails (he loves it)
She makes him leave his house (he doesn't love it)
She will bring you waffles
10/10 friend
#not art#utmv#nightmare sans#dust sans#dream sans#ink sans#blue sans#swap sans#underswap sans#red sans#fell sans#underfell sans#utmv headcanons#undertale au headcanons#headcanons#yellow yaps#violet sans#lust sans#bad sanses#star sanses#long post#cw mentioned suicide#cw sui mention#tw sui ideation#cw implied sa#tw implied sa#tw implied noncon#so sorry that i forgot to add those tags#trans nightmare sans#autistic nightmare sans
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I've come back from the dead (busy with uni and my new long distance gf) to let yall know of a very very VERY fun fact I just learned:
Milk from certain states can have different effects on your body. If you're not lactose intolerant with the milk you drink in your state, you might be with milk from a different state. It makes sense now that I think about it since not all milk is made from the same pasture of cows
So... in other words...
If you have a fave who's canonically not lactose intolerant, now you can make them, thanks to ✨milk from a different state✨
Just for those who need another excuse like myself😉
#eproctophilia#eprocto#fart kink#gas kink#i know you dont really need an excuse to imagine your fave with an excessive amount of gas#but for some reason in my brain it makes sense for there to be a reason behind it#my favorite reason being bc of dairy#but not all my faves are stated to have LI#soooooo this is really useful for me#granted i could just not care but#sometimes its fun having logic in my fantasies#makes it more hot hehe
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KARASUNO QUEER (AND DISABILITY??) HEADCANONS WOO
Daichi - starting off strong with my literal fave. Trans FTM and He/Him (WOO) because I self project, and bisexual male-lean because bisexual daichi is *chefs kiss* Transmale daichi is very important to me.
Has asthma, uses an inhaler (that suga covered in stickers the moment he saw it). Also has problems with his knee joints, especially his left, and often has to use a stick outside of school (but I do love a hc of amputee daichi using a prosthetic leg knee-below on his left.) Oh and he has some form of AuDHD probably (never been tested) oh and insomnia
Suga - not sure for this guy because I don’t actually know. Probably Nonbinary or Genderfluid, He/him pronouns but probably doesn’t care, likely fw They/Them too Also gay/likes boys/boy kisser mwah
has a condition that made his hair loose colour at a really young age, used to be hazel-y brown. used to be insecure about it.
Asahi - *foaming at the mouth* love this guy a normal amount. Either a cis guy or demi, maybe agender. Frankly i love almost every asahi gender hc. (Transfem asahi i love you but sadly dont hc) Pansexual. Likes the person, gender is just…there ig.
Anxiety Disorder, self esteem issues, depression, :((
Noya - transmasc, he/they pronouns. frankly uses anything but she most days. bisexual. has kissed ryuu behind the gym before.
ADHD.
Tanaka - cis male, probably, but i LOVE transmale tanaka tbf. also bisexual. Kissing Noya made him realise some things. Had claimed to be the token straight for a while. Has also kissed Yamamoto
ADHD again
Ennoshita - A STRAIGHT! nope. Bro is the bisexual guy who everyone thinks is an ally. he’s only such an ‘ally’ cause hating the gays would be hating himself He/him, cis male.
Has issues with his shoulder joints, nothing bad, they just hurt alot
Narita - Cis guy tbf, he/him, also gay as balls. had a FAT crush on daichi for a while. (same bb)
Celiac disease. Not too fussed by that, though does miss pastries (not really a disability but ehh)
Kinoshita - kisses boys. not too fond of labels, bro fucks with most pronouns, and he will wear a skirt. Has practiced kissing with Narita. Probably poly too (i need poly rep)
lactose intolerant (you bet your biscuits he ignores that) (ik this is another food allergy)
Kageyama - gay but didn’t realise it forEVER (*talking about hinata to miwa* “dude you’re gay?” “what the fuck is that” *cue one explanation later* “…oh shit.”) He/him pronouns but poor bb doesn’t understand much.
Dyslexia, Anger Issues, mild Anxiety
Hinata - He/him, probably trans FTM, tried some neopronouns for a while a didn’t hate them. Pansexual too. Look me in the eyes and tell me he would care about the gender of his lover. Exactly, you can’t.
ADHD part three, Dyscalculia
Tsukki!!! - my og self-projection. (*screaming*) Trans FTM, He/him pronouns STRICTLY (feels dysphoric otherwise). Gay as hell bro. Has kissed Tadashi before for ‘practice’.
Autistic, (probably AuDHD tbf), hypermobile, insomniac
Tadashi - AMAB, nonbinary, pansexual. Simple. Had a phase where he used a ton of specific and often unknown labels. Comfortable with his identity now.
General Anxiety Disorder.
Yachi - lesbian. Tell me she isnt. no im not listening to your argument. cis girl, she/her, but will respect your pronouns till the day she dies and beyond.
Social Anxiety.
Kiyoko - Also a lesbian. Had a boyfriend in middleschool that was so horrible she took one look at women and never looked back (definitely not a self projection…heh…) also she/her but isn’t fussed with they.
Didn’t learn to speak as a child until quite late on in her childhood. Not a disability but yk
Takeda - TRANS FTM RAH i love tranny ittetsu im sorry. i just love my ftm rep, and him. He/him pronouns because they feel affirming to him. always has period stuff stocked up in his bag for his trans and female students (*sobs*)
Autism. WOO
Ukai - He/him, cis male (though i do fw a ftm hc of him occasionally). He claimed to ‘not gaf’ about the whole ‘LGTQB-whatever-the-fuck bis’,’ cause it didn’t affect him. (since meeting ittetsu and coaching a team of fruitbowls and transformers, he’s secretly memorised as much as he can)
Claims he doesn’t but needs hearing aids. (He had to get them before his grandfather did and never once had had a moment of peace about it from Ukai senior.)
:)
#guess who’s actually posting guys#another post for random shit with kai#this was originally just pronoun and sexuality headcanons but it got a little out of hand#daichi is also allergic to oranges but still eats them (feel like i’ve mentioned this before lmao)#sorry for so much ftm rep i just self project#why should i be sorry for that#TRANNIES RISE#ahem#haikyuu#haikyuu fandom#haikyuu headcanons#karasuno headcanons
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because we all need a reminder of sorts. right ?
note to self is a segment hosted by cléo, inspired by a comment she received during a live. ‘you should start a podcast since you have a lot on your mind—considering your lives are like two to three hours long on average.’ promising weekly uploads, note to self is a series that entails whatever she decides to talk about. ( within reason, of course. sometimes. ) every so often guests will also feature on the show, ensuring a good time for both them and the listener.
notable episodes!
EPISODE 2 — ‘note to self: favoritism might start internal conflict.’ ft. 3racha
the episode was very loved by fans, especially pre-debut stays who were charmed by how deeply connected the members of stray kids are. it allowed fans to see a more relaxed version of the idols they’ve come to love, which highly anticipated upcoming episodes with their faves as well. it was a very heartfelt introduction to having guests on her new series, even if the other two jokingly complained about her favoring changbin the entire hour long episode, much to the man’s poorly masked delight. it even stirs an unexpected yet halfhearted tussle between changbin and han during her closing lines, causing her and chan to share meme worthy expressions of exasperation.
EPISODE 10 — ‘note to self: more than two baddies can fit in a porsche. we googled it just to make sure.’ ft. nct’s mark, johnny, haechan, and jaehyun
this episode was definitely the most chaotic of them so far ( which would later be dethroned by episode 13 with ateez’s wooyoung, mingi, and hongjoong ) with haechan immediately asking who her bias was before she could get her greetings in. to match his energy, cléo’s response was quick and brutal as she answered with a sharp ‘doyoung, but i wasn’t able to get him on the show today. send my regards to him, would you?’ which set the tone for a very chaotic show with mark nearly falling out of his chair as the poor guy looked to the camera in defeat. an unexpected friendship also blossoms in this episode between johnny and cléo.
EPISODE 15 — ‘note to self: being lactose intolerant isn’t a choice, apparently.’ ft moniq
this was just a fun episode between the two childhood friends to be so honest. the fans had requested for moniqa to make an appearance on the podcast and they delivered. from talking about their favorite childhood shows to celebrity crushes to debating if intolerance to lactose is even real, a lot of meme worthy content came out of the nearly two hour episode.
#⠀⠀⠀⠀﹒⎯⎯ note to self.#the new and improved talk show ��↕️#fictional idol community#fictional idol addition#fictional idol oc#fictional kpop community#fictional kpop oc#fictional kpop idol#skz 9th member#skz added member#skz addition#skz female addition
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Fuji! I love tumblr games and I saw this one and was curious for you. You're supposed to answer about your preferences for each of these!
oooh i was thinking about this all day at work and i'm STILL debating some of these haha but i wanna know your answers too!!
egg: fried! versatile delicious with a lil runny yolk yuuuum. my laziest meal is a fried egg with soy sauce and rice
steak: i don't eat much steak but i usually ask for medium well!
milk: i am so lactose intolerant but i use lactose free milk a lot now when i can... otherwise i enjoy soy milk? i'm thinking about the cartons of vitasoy that were my childhood
alcohol: i don't drink as much as i used to but i tend to like the fruity stuff. some kind of flavored soju (lychee and peach are my faves!) mixed with sprite or yakult has been my go to for years now
warm drink: god this was the hardest one!! i'm gonna say... a london fog
#🥐🧀#fujimail#i was out of the office for most of the day so i had a really late lunch#and thinking about these preferences helped me through it ( ᐛ )و
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Really I kind of just want Gardenia to suffer
- Seasonal affective disorder . shes someone who thrives on nice sunny warm days, just like her beloved plants do. unfortunately, you dont get many nice warm sunny days in sinnoh!!! there are for sure things about winter in sinnoh that she can appreciate, but after a while the days are a little too dreary and the sky has been that steely grey for far too long and its fucking COLD and nothing is growing and pine trees are great but nothing else is green or lush and its all just so. despair inducing. also fall is very hard on her, even tho the leaves changing is beautiful and the autumn produce is delicious, there is still this impending feeling of doom that all of her beloved plants are dying.
- pollen allergy. ive had this headcanon for her for ages. simply because i think it would be fucking funny. here in oregon, we have the "grass seed capital of the world" and so if you have seasonal allergies, oregon is Hell On Earth. and being that i like to draw a lot of parallels between the PNW and sinnoh, she has to deal with this hell just like i do :'') she basically does the thing that some people with cat allergies or lactose intolerance do tho and just. tries to power through. its kind hard tho when your face is a snotty mess and your eyes are so swollen you cant see. her beloved plants, why do they betray her so ....
- redhead = sun burns easily. ive talked about this more recently but. as a redhead, i imagine she sunburns quickly and. it fucking SUCKS. she loves spring and summer so so so much and how fucking awful is it to finally get out of endless months of ice and snow and rain and finally the flowers are starting to bloom and the sun is coming out and !!!! suddenly plant sex is killing you and so is the sun.
no matter what month of the year it is, she is Suffering in one way or another. i like to treat my faves well : )
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ray stantz is lactose intolerant
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! * , (steven yeun, thirty - five, cis - male, he/him) ! * , hey, did you see JUDE LEE unloading their boxes from the moving truck? i heard they are 35 years old and work as a BARTENDER at MOLOTOV PUB. they totally remind me of SUNFLOWER by POST MALONE & SWAE LEE, WORN OUT CANVAS SHOES and SAVING EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF. they’ll probably hang out at MOLOTOV PUB the most if you were looking for them.
basics:
full name: Jude Lee
nicknames: N/A
gender: Cis-male
pronouns: He/Him
sexuality: Heterosexual
aesthetics: The earthly smell after it rains, waking up late, enjoying the silence, morning radio, coffee to wake you up, the feeling of rot: slowly destroying you from the inside, the smell of alcohol on your breath, the low hum of a motorcycle, sweet bourbon runs through your veins, missing for something that's no longer there, the contrasting feeling of anxiety and tranquility
age: Thirty-five
date of birth: October 1, 1989
zodiac sign: Libra
residence: Currently resides in Dauntridge, Oregon in a townhouse a street over from Wilma Lane with his four-year old son, Ewan
occupation: Bartender at Molotov Pub
appearance:
faceclaim: Steven Yeun
voice claim: Steven Yeun
height: 5'9"
eyes: Brown
hair: Black
piercings: None
tattoos: None
style: Clean, subtle
personality:
traits: Considerate, Fair, Friendly, Independent, Kindhearted, Responsible, Trustful, Anxious, Finicky, Indecisive, Overcritical of oneself, Worrisome
mental health: Mild, he has had panic attacks in the past and is diagnosed with bipolar 1 which is managed with medication and therapy
physical health: Well, he has no issues with his physical health but kidney disease does run in the family
likes: Long walks, laughing at the bar, good conversations, the feeling of fuzzy blankets, smelling the top of a baby's head, helping others, sharing a drink with a few friends, playing darts, performing music in front of a small group of people, riding a motorcycle, sleeping in
dislikes: Wet socks, thunder storms, a baby crying, hypocrites, cheaters, people who try and preach about a certain way of life, waking up early, losing progress on a video game, gas prices, the taste of coconut flavoring, wearing skinny jeans
fears: Clowns
phobias: None
hobbies: Playing guitar, cooking, gaming, improv, playing in a band, grilling
pet peeves: People who read the paper, eat, talk on the phone, texting, and/or put on makeup while driving, people who throw cigarette butts onto the ground, sometimes they don't even put it out, junk mail, when you can't move onto the next quest or the next part of the game because you require 'friends' help to send you stuff such as those Facebook app games
family:
mother: Eun-Kyung Kim
father: Chan-woo Lee
siblings: N/A
birth order: Only child
spouse / lover: Jun Park (Ex-girlfriend)
children: Ewan Lee (Son, 4)
pets: N/A, Hoping to adopt
faves:
ice cream flavor: Lactose intolerant but enjoys neapolitan
time of the day / night: Nighttime, 12am-ish
weather: Sunny
breakfast food: He's a bacon kind of guy and hashbrowns
dinner food: answer
colors: Dark green, blues and blacks
music: Anything under the sun but especially rock
other random stuff:
a cherished item: Does his motorcycle count? His guitar?
first love: Jun Park, his ex-girlfriend and mother of his son
usual mood: Anxious
1 thing they want to do / experience before they die: Totally random but he'd love to learn how to sail
defining moments: The birth of his son, Ewan
· His parents are native to South Korea. As soon as they were married, they moved to America to give their first and only son a better life. It was a typical life, too. He was happy and content. His was smart, loved to explore different things and often delved into music. That wasn't ideal for his parents, but they allowed him to take guitar lessons regardless if they wanted him to learn the skill or not. In high school he met his first love, Jun Park, another Korean in the small town of Astoria, Oregon. They grew close relatively quickly and she got the approval by his parents quickly, too.
· The two of them managed to go to college together, graduate and simply live a good life. They were happy, but they did not get married. A part of Jude wasn't sure if the married life was in the near future for them, though he had the desire to marry. As they started to grow together, he was becoming more and more okay with the idea of marrying Jun. Their life did change drastically when she became pregnant and had their son, Ewan. Jude fell completely in love. He was a good father, happy to do anything they his son and girlfriend needed. Yet, he still did not ask her to marry him. He wondered if that's why she did what she did - Jun cheated on him. It completely devastated him.
· It was a messy break-up. Their son caught in the middle of it all. Luckily, it was a dual-custody agreement between Jun and Jude but there's been an agreement where Ewan spends more time with his father as it has started to become a drag for Jun to take care of her son. At least, that's what it seemed like. The visits became less and less and contacting Jun became harder. The situation was rough for Jude, but he prevailed nonetheless. He decided a move was more than needed.
· Dauntridge, Oregon became a haven that Jude and Ewan didn't know they needed. He found a place within the small, quaint town. He bought a townhouse. He got a job at the local pub which tips help him get by. Jude even joined a local band and they often play at the pub or other small venues in town of presence and being a single dad but he genuinely gets by the best he can with what he currently has.
#✦ ・ jude lee ⊹ — introduction#✦ ・ jude lee ⊹ — open starter#✦ ・ jude lee ⊹ — interaction#✦ ・ jude lee ⊹ — with:#✦ ・ jude lee ⊹ — imagery#✦ ・ jude lee ⊹ — musing
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in honour of the season, what's your fave Halloween/horror movie?
Hello Ace! Ooooh horror movies! I used to really enjoy watching scary movies despite being a big fat chicken with a hyperactive imagination. It's like eating spicy food or dairy products when you're lactose-intolerant; you know you're gonna suffer for it later, but it's too delicious to resist!
However, ever since I became a mom, and I now get up at least once or (more often) multiple times in the middle of the night, I can't afford to be scared of the dark or have added sleep disturbances anymore. XD
But, before all that happened, here are...
Five of My Favorite Horror Movies:
The Sixth Sense (1999)
The Others (2001)
The Haunting of Emily Rose (2005)
The Conjuring (2013)
It (2017) * I have been debating on watching It Chapter 2, if only for the fact that I adore James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain.
*Bonus shout-out, since it's technically a mini-series: The Haunting of Hill House (2018) - the last time I had the bejeezus scared out of me.
Thank you again for the Ask! <3
#sotwk answers#sotwk favorites#favorite movies#get to know me#mutuals bonding#scary movies#horror movies
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your fave is lactose intolerant: Orson Hodge (“Desperate Housewives”)
happy pride month <3
#this is canon btw#lactose intolerance pride#this was the most popular flag I found#orson hodge#desperate housewives
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🥦🎥👹😳
(Can you actually make the "you" the one that farts?)
Ahh, my favorite! You're speaking my language with that request!
🥦Your fave makes you a delicious meal. You love everything they make for you, especially if it's cooked, but the dish includes a lot of broccoli, which your stomach doesn't agree with. You don't wanna say no to the dish and hurt their feelings, so you eat it, which turns out to be delicious. The night is spent watching tv on the couch, while you struggle to hold in a whole tank of gas. You decide to get up to use the bathroom to relieve all the pressure, and accidently fart in your fave's face. They laugh but comfort you when they see your embarrassment and even say that the fart was kinda cute. You still feel a little awkward, but now you're comfortable drilling rumbling farts into the couch for the rest of the night.
🎥You get a part in a movie after trying out for roles for a long time. It's going great and everyone gets along with you on set, but you've been binging on the foods on the on-set table backstage. You try to recite your lines with the other actors during a take, but every time, you can't help but fart loudly, enough for the boom mic to pick it up. The actors keep breaking out in giggles, and the director is starting to get annoyed, telling you to keep your flatulence in control. You try once more and accidently rip a long 10 second fart that ends in a loud pop. The director tells everyone to take 5. You take a moment in your dressing room to get rid of the excess gas.
👹You're a demon and decide to possess someone who just moved into the house you reside in. When you take over their body, everything seems to work out and you're able to maneuver their body just fine. What you don't expect, however, is they're actually feeling really bloated. It's like they're lactose intolerant and just had a big milkshake. You feel yourself as swollen as the person you took over. You leave their vessel to escape that feeling, but it translates over to you, and the person remarks that they somehow feel better. But now they hear loud, deep, rumbling farts in the distance. You find a nice long, dark hallway the person hasn't explored and rip all the nasty human farts in your system.
😳You would just DIE if you ever farted in front of your fave. But after going on a lovely date to a new restaurant, you two are about to kiss and say goodbye, before you accidently fart, just as your lips meet theirs. You quickly get into your uber embarrassed and leave without saying a word. You're afraid that you ruined everything, but then they call you later and say that your fart was really hot. They want to invite you back for a second date, maybe one where you two can eat some really gassy foods together. You say yes, ofc, knowing now you won't have to hide farting in front of your fave, since they sound very into it.
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