#your fave is a femboy

[asexualbuthorny]

you know what i hate?

when bitches wobify Mu Qing and make him into a twink and i especially despise it when they do it for a ship with Feng Xin.

and okay he's not as muscular and more lean (hence being describes as looking scholarly) but do y'all fucking forget the man is a martial god in his own right? by no means is that man a damsel in distress that needs Feng Xin to constantly save him. he's smart, he's cunning and yeah he had a few vulnerable moments but by no means is he a poor wet meow meow he would kick your ass and laugh at you for being a failure. and yeah he's more lithe, especially when he's constantly next to Feng Xin who is kind of hypermasculine in fandom portrayals and impo (general "gigantic masculinity" anyone?) and those two are THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT so why is Mu Qing always drawn to be much shorter than Feng Xin. and also maybe let's factor in the fact that Mu Qing was poor when growing and likely had to go without food so the lack of proper food while growing probably had an effect on his development(this just a hc btw but still it tracks). also this whole thing kind of smells really bad when people take Mu Qing, who is described as scholarly, and feminise him. it's really giving "EUGH!!! school is for girls!! only boys play sports!! academics=lame, feminine girly, war=cool, MASCULINE, done by REAL MEN URGH!!!"

y'all saw a man who is a war good who doesn't conform to your idea of a "war god" and went "no❤️that one is a femboi catboi twink who gets bent over by that one who DOES conform to my basic, no nuance idea of a war god"

get bent xoxo

[b00tyliciousbabe]

⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙

oddballs and eggnog

goofybf! x THICC male reader

summary: love me a nerdy man that’s got a lil spice to him. plus a lil xmas lore!

notes: HI BEAUTIFULS! merry xmas to those who celebrate. it’s been a while fr, my bad dawgs uni work has been ploughing my ass so violently im reconsidering if a degree is even for me. but as a masochistic bottom, i had to channel my energy elsewhere; thus, this fic is just me showing the variety of my tastes as the true indecisive femboy that i am. show me a cute guy and i will plan my whole life with him. i need to get a grip.

originally, i canonically wrote this character with ginger hair (y’all know i fold for redheads), but the more i kept writing, the clearer it became to me that dark brown hair/black aligned with my OWN understanding of him. it’s all fiction anyways so feel free to adapt body types as you see fit. enjoy my lovelies 🎀

album rec: flo - access all areas. these girlies have my heart. been following them since about 2022 and they are genuinely my fave artists, cannot wait for flo world domination.

you guys had mutual acquaintances for a couple years, but it wasn’t until the two of you got to university that your friendship really blossomed. the engineering student didn’t have the best luck when it came to relationships; in fact, people would only toy with his emotions when they wanted something from him, so he learnt to put up a wall of cynicism.

these barriers he had fortified for his own protection made him quite a reserved guy. never cruel or nasty. just quiet. sure, he wasn’t a complete loner, he had a few VERY close bros who he’d let in, but it was clear that in this silence, he was safe.

he’s super handsy, whether that means pulling you on his lap, be it at parties or when he’s gaming, or placing his hands in your back pocket when y’all walk to class, he just wants to hold you. probably got something to do with the fact that he needs to make sure you’re real and not the angel he believes you to be. you love your needy bf and his craving for physical touch.

this is kinda juxtaposed by how flustered he gets by your words. the minute you whisper in his ear, he could cum in his jeans on the spot. he gets so red when you compliment him which makes him squeeze you tighter.

he wasn’t a virgin before meeting you, he’d had a few hookups but nothing sexual with someone he genuinely cared about. as a result, it made sense why he was very nervous when it came to your first time together.

to relax him, you decided to give him a blowjob to ease the tension and allow him to cum quick in the first round so he’d last longer during anal. sat back on the edge of his bed, he wore a vest and baggy joggers, awaiting your fingers to unleash his raging boner. you knelt down and flashed a comforting smile to him, which he failed to mirror perfectly.

‘we don’t have to do this if you’re not ready to. I’d never force you to do anything you didn’t want to do.’ you said concerned, stroking his abs, clear to you that he was stressing.

‘nah baby, i want this so bad. it’s just gotta be really special because you’re really special to me.’ he said gripping your chin.

‘i love you, y/n. like a lot.’

‘i know that you weirdo, i love you too, you mean so much to me.’

‘now, lemme show you how much.’ you said coyly, to which he was more than happy to oblige.

when i tell you, your man eats so well that his cum is literally like milk. the typa white, thick, pearly cum that you would swallow every drop of, because it truly is just disrespectful not to. the first time he came was a surprise for the two of you. he didn’t realise how much he loved seeing his cum all over your face, decorating your juicy, wet lips. the head you gave him was so good, he napped for 2 hours straight after you drained him. but that deffo changed him for the better.

his hobbies include boxing and gaming. he’s such a nerd he makes his own demo projects, playing with his classmates. you always chastise him for not making his hobby a lucrative endeavour - your boy’s got a talent and he doesn’t seem to know it. equally, he loves his legos and comics just as much as he enjoys coding, making you the prettiest bouquet of lego flowers for your first date. after spending some time walking, he took you back to his place and y’all spent the entire night binging his favourite marvel and dc films.

one time it was his birthday and you thought it be a good idea to make a short graphic novel of the journey of your relationship - ending steamily with you pregnant.

‘baby, i love this so much! who knew how sexy you’d look with a baby bump?’ ‘anything can happen in the multiverse’ you laugh, as he kissed your jaw.

‘I’m gonna fuck you so good tonight.’

as we have established, he’s far from experienced. he holds your hand through missionary always because it makes him feel safe. makes so many jokes during it as a way to deflect. lowkey loves being choked. you took the lead most of the time before, using him as a pole and ride the shit out of him.

but, that night he ploughed you with a sense of purpose, so deep and mercilessly that your insides were moulded into an incubator for any hypothetical foetus he would soon impregnate you with. after, he laid curled up next to you, caressing the belly that he had now filled with

‘i hate biology sometimes,’ he says breathlessly. ’you’d look so good with our lil baby growing inside your belly.’

your boyfriend is the goofiest mf ever; playing practical jokes on all his friends and fulfilling his role as your comedian. definitely one of your favourite characteristics of his.

his sleeper build is INSANE. he might appear tall and lanky, but he is far from it. bench pressing more than 100 kilos with one arm - the brudda is basically superman. he’s what you’d get if clark kent had ginger hair, and was a huge weirdo.

though he cannot dance to save his life. he used to be very awkward and shy, but the minute them clothes are off and you two are in the sheets? stroke game is giving pornstar baby girl lemme tell you! ever since your first time, it’s like you awaken the sexual drive in him that’s been missing all his life. this, paired for his complete adoration for you makes him a lethal weapon in bed - quite literally, your man casually packs an 8 inch pussy destroyer with veins that massage and pummel your gummy walls so well.

after this moment he became the BIGGEST TEASE. slapping his dick all over your face. as you chase his dick like a good puppy, he giggles at how desperate you are. ‘sweet Jesus you feel good’. ‘holy shit’. ‘don’t act like you don’t love it.’ painting hickeys all over your neck . he loves when ppl ask you because of how flustered you get, makes him want to mark you more. he’s no longer shy to the world and he thanks you everyday for that. living to call you princess - in both a mocking and endearing tone, he loved toying with your nipples because you’re his lil doll. in cowgirl he will play with them whilst jerking you off to get you to cum all over his abs. and! he LOVES eating ass - like almost obsessively, as if he’s high of your pussy.

he smells so good. so good. you always act like a bitch in heat whenever he steps out of the shower with a towel skimpily wrapped around his adonis belt.

your bf loves playing with his cum and using his dick as a paintbrush to decorate your belly, butt, and face. ‘my masterpiece’ + ‘my muse’ he professes. somehow managing to entrance you to always stroke his dick during makeout sessions. he brings his hands to play with your hair, knowing that his dick is in extremely good hands with you - literally. always pulling you off of his dick because he is really sensitive and ur mouth is a fucking weapon, but will show you that he’s the boss and could leave you bedridden for a couple days after a good fuck.

things he would say drunk off of eggnog:

‘i would die a happy man beneath those beautiful cheeks of yours’

‘put ur hole on my North Pole.’

‘ay, you Don’t get to call me handsome unless you’re gonna HANDsome of those fat cheeks of yours to my lap.’

‘come on, I’ve been a good boy, Santa says gimme some of that pussy you know I love so much.’

‘that ass of yours, come here lemme unwrap it.’

this man has you written into his destiny. he always dreamed of raising a son and dressing him up in the flyest outfits and with you, that desire became reality. you too truly are a match made in heaven.

⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙

taglist:

@ghostking4m

@gayaristocrat

@lysanderplume

@acoustickitten

[sugar-petals]

I screamed when I saw Tim on your feed yes we love a pretty guitar man

finally a fellow Tim Henson enthusiast!! 🎉

guess we have a type (= overqualified youtube twink w/ a futuristic fashion sense aka the best young guitarist out there 🗣).

risky post incoming cuz he's HOT & i love hands

[for those who don't know who this pretty boy is: tim's yt | tim's ig | tim's twt | about his band polyphia]

i agree he's gorgeous: jealousy magnet, mr henson has it all!!

- the delicious ink 😍 (neck tattoo: the sign of a masochist)

- 0% gravity hair (those fluffy waves! looking so soft tim, geez 🤒)

- the sexy 8 string guitar, cause he can, how does he do that??

- the alt beauty (tim radiates haughty expensive power bottom who talks back to get punished ngl, he's prog rock's #1 it boy)

-the sweater game, all day, every day (unmatched)

-the best technique. ice cold (easily most proficient hands in the music biz as of lately 😏 people either 1. hate him to the death or 2. need him carnally for this lmao, love me a polarizing guitar prodigy)

-A WHOLE FEMBOY BODY (even his ass is huge as of recently!! and the waist keeps getting smaller helpp)

I'm going feral over his body linee don't @ me!! how smokin' could anyone be??

-the actual live skills, not just yt editing (needless to say! any straight or bi man should be able to move his fingers like that hhh there I said it 😂 tim keeps the standards as high as he is lmao)

-the studio (oh the things that should be happening on that chair! ...anyways: it's so modern but not boring, i like it)

-the stylish guitars with the floral fretboards (guitar fuckers assemble!!! finally nylon strings are back thanks to him 💕)

-even more gorge guitars YES model it for us legend!!

-plus he's got an all-round good taste in everything. quality is key! composition and character is always a matter of taste. but timmy never dropped a bad video, bad promo, bad album covers, bad vlogs, bad cinematography, bad advert, bad ig post, bad anything. he's always the sassiest gnc slayer short king golden boy in the room doing the most 👑

...and seriously tho tim being texan youth i respect him defying the status quo!! that's real rock'n'roll☝️ he dressed for women and tops on the internet just to serve and confound some boomers along the way! prince would be proud 😎

homophobes leaving him anti-androgynous/misogynist/bodyshaming comments just can't cope with the sexiness, which he never compromised🤘 i truly pronounce tim bi ppls' favorite. since apparently nobody except the guitar community wants him we now own this man 🔥

-BONUS: last but not least look at this silver ibanez. look at it! tim is a design and aesthetics icon i rest my case... that many people still don't know about him is beyond me. he deserves all the clout!

i mean even personally... he's the kinda guy where you don't know if you came for the looks/fit or the skills and you stay for both! his playing style never disappoints. i always look forward to him dropping new material. tell me what your fave tim piece to listen to is ❤️

[leedragonwolf1273]

About Me post (finally)

Hey y'all! Finally making an About Me post!

So heyyyy, I'm Lee, Dragon, Drago, Wolf, or anything else you wanna call me (pet names and such will be later <3)

I'm 18+, bisexual, and use he/they pronouns. Maybe it/its too?? Idkkk. I do prefer women but men are cool too! Especially femboys (not sissies, sorry gals).

I DO NOT DO MEET-UPS, PICS, VIDS, ETC, STOP DMING ME FOR IT

Unless I trust you and explicitly show it.

I CAN'T MAKE THIS BIGGER! LEAVE ME ALONE SISSY BLOGS! BIG DNI!!!

About my blog:

So my blog is mostly nsfw, but there's also a lot of random crap too. Stuff like hypnosis, mind control, brainwashing, nsfw (as stated), and more random things not yet found :3

Since it's an nsfw blog, MINORS DNI; I'm sorry, but some of this stuff just isn't for you!

(main) Follower goal: 234/500

(mini) follower goal: ***/*** Abolished

This doesn't wanna be blue for some reason :(

Rules for my asks!

hey y'all! I'm going to put some ground rules for my asks here.

What's okay for anon asks? Generally anything EXCEPT: Horny asks w/o gender and sexuality, all shortened

What isn't okay for anon asks: see above PLUS: transphobia, homophobia, biphobia, political talk, racism, etc. y'know, general not shitty person or controversial talk

Non-anon asks: all above rules apply except for stating gender and sexuality unless it's not in your bio.

These are my ground rules, my bio should have my gender, age, and sexuality for those interested. I will update it to smth sorta small bc I have been getting DMs about it.

Tags!

#dragotalks - when I speak in a post

#dragotalksintags - when I speak in tags specifically

#dragoasksanon - Responding to anon asks (Paired with #DragoAsks, also bad at this but not as bad)

#dragoasks - Responding to asks

#dragoreblog | #dragoreblod - Reblogging something (REALLLY bad at doing this one)

Taken anons! Yay!: 🍯, 🍀, 🐦‍⬛

Kinks, limits, and stuff underneath the break:

Kinks!

Purple are my FAVES! Orange is a sort of/maybe (not enough testing). Bolded are 100% please do. Italics are mainly/only fantasies. Any BDSM related things are soft/gentle/not to an extreme

Hypnosis

Titnosis!!!!!!!

Brainwashing

Mind control

Bondage

Pet play (puppy/kitty)

Praise

CNC

Non-human x human

Furry/Anthropomorphism

FEMDOM!!!!! (gentle)

Tentacles

Dronification

Intox

...and more!

Limits!

Racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, biphobia, TERFs, Trump supporters, politics in general don't bring up unless I do (and listen when I want it to end), ED and SH blogs (case-by-case), detrans blogs (case-by-case), sissification blogs, ageplay, and generally shitty things.

Thanks for reading! Hope y'all enjoy my blog, and yea!

[13eyond13]

23 + 25 for GriffGuts!

Omg thank you @ofdemonsandangels !! I'm v excited to get Berserk asks ♥︎

I'm not sure if the request is for the individual characters or just the ship or both, so I'm going to cover all my bases and answer for ALL THREE.

GUTS + favourite picture of them:

First thing that came to mind was his sword + moon pose! I just feel v fond of and oddly protective of and affectionate of him when I look at it. I just love when he's being all pensieve and secretly sentimental about stuff by himself...

GRIFFITH + favourite picture of them:

Hmmm. There's just something about the way Griffith's drawn in the later part of the Golden Age that I like the most. Def the biggest fan of his design when he looks like this:

His scary blazing eyes during the second swordfight in the snow really stuck in my head, and are some of the first panels I picture whenever I'm picturing Griffy!

GRIFFGUTS + favourite picture of them:

This fanart is pretty fantastic... if I didn't already know the pairing and saw it I'd probably be like damn, this looks compelling, who is that? 👀

https://www.tumblr.com/13eyond13/742518174586748928?source=share

BUT also so is this fanart (got those scary blazing Griffith eyes down perfect, and also ahhh the wings and the scratches on Guts' back!!)

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GUTS + what was your first impression of this character? How about now?

I first started reading Berserk at the end of 2023 without knowing much of anything about it other than it had a character named Guts with a huge sword, that some fans shipped him with a character named Griffith, and I had heard that the art style was apparently pretty amazing and crazy as well. I fully did not expect to like Guts that much or relate to him that much going into things, and assumed he'd be a super boring edgy hyper-violent macho 80s meathead muscleman without much personality. And upon reading the first few chapters I certainly wasn't feeling extremely fond of him yet (especially during stuff like the very opening scene where he's banging some demon lady and then killing her, which once you actually get to know him is like one of the most odd and out-of-character things for him to do, and I think shows Miura hadn't really figured Guts as a character out totally yet). It actually didn't take THAT long for me to realize that there was more to him than that and to warm up to him a lot, though. Even partway through the Black Swordsman Arc I feel he started intriguing me with some of the more unexpected stuff he was doing and the mysterious hints about whatever had taken place in his past that was currently haunting him so much. And certainly by the time you start seeing his childhood memories and the Golden Age and getting to know why he is the way he is I was feeling very attached to him and invested in him emotionally! He's by far my fave of the bunch, and he just feels very much like a living breathing being to me in canon much of the time. One of my all-time fave characters now.

GRIFFITH + what was your first impression of this character? How about now?

I knew basically nothing about Griffith going into things initially. He came off pretty goofy as Femto to me initially, so at the start of the Golden Age I remember just being like, omg so how does this pretty femboy guy become that weird bitchy Batman in the labyrinth that Guts ends up hating so much? 😅 I also did not expect him to be so outright gay for Guts as he is in the manga, and had previously assumed the fandom's shipping of these two was probably based mostly on your typical barely there homoerotic subtext or whatever. Very surprised to find there was just so much blatantly going on there in the text and that it was basically directly discussed by the characters and almost written like a straight-up romance, and all of this stuff seemed very intentional and deliberate on Miura's part to me too. I remember especially being impressed by how bold Griffith was about just straight-up announcing his interest in/attraction to Guts to his face (and how much Guts actually seemed to be into him back too, even if he's a bit slower and more shy and furtive about it – which to me is much more unusual than having a queer-coded villain guy expressing obsessive interest in the male protagonist – he usually isn't also equally interested back like that!). I think Griffith is at his most interesting to me during those early parts when he's being very upfront about his emotions with other characters and a bit vulnerable like that, especially because we spend so much of the rest of the story only ever seeing him from a very guarded and emotionally closed-off dead-inside sort of distance as a character. He maybe isn't my favourite because I don't relate to his personality that much, and sometimes his ethereal otherworldliness and mysteriousness made it harder for him to feel as real to me as the others do – Guts and Casca often felt a bit more human and down-to-earth and easier to emotionally attach myself to and to know things about for sure, so I found myself caring about those two the most whenever I was reading it. And then of course there was a long stretch of the story there where Griffith genuinely shocked and appalled me with what he did to everyone (I had zero spoilers for what was actually going to happen during the Eclipse and did not expect it to be anything nearly as bad as what happened lol). At times I really loathed him and got super angry at him as a character, but I also appreciated that he drew such strong emotional reactions from me and was always making the most interesting things in the plot that I actually care about happen, too. Whenever I was super mad at him I would be furious every time he showed up and did literally anything onscreen, yet also would get so frustrated and bored and antsy whenever he would disappear for hundreds of chapters at a time, too 😅 I feel like that made it much easier to understand why he drove Guts so crazy, because I was being driven a bit crazy by him too... Can't live with him and can't live without him! I remember finding Guts the most interesting character in canon when I was actually reading the story, but I find that Griffith is the most fun one to think and talk and speculate about with the other people in the fandom after the fact. I appreciate him a lot now as an interesting character and an antagonist, but he isn't exactly a beloved blorbo to me the way Guts is so much as he is the guy I like to rotate on a spit in my mind and listen to other fans talk about and to contemplate the most, maybe?

GRIFFGUTS + what was your first impression of this ship? How about now?

All I knew is that a few of my DN mutuals who I think have good taste liked the ship, which made me mildly interested to see what I thought about it myself going in, though I didn't really expect to be that into it myself. Then I was taken aback by how strongly the story seemed to be actually based around the relationship between these two and how actually gay it was between them both, haha. I was conflicted a bit about it and whether or not I actually cared to ship it as I was reading it, particularly because of the grosser stuff that Griffith does during the Eclipse really putting me off him for a good chunk of time. But I think after I finished the manga and sat chewing on it a bit longer I kept wondering how the story might have changed if those two had been able to communicate a little better with each other and make some different choices and have some important realizations pre-Eclipse. It's one of my absolute fave tropes as well, the codependent besties that maybe actually both secretly have feelings for each other that then turn into enemies, when you can also see that maybe they probably actually could've easily turned into lovers instead. And I just feel like at the end of the day even though it's clearly never going to be a happily ever after or whatever at this point that I think they both still kinda love each other too, whether or not they admit it or whether anybody approves lol. It's one of those ships that to me is just like, why do I ship them? IDK bro, because they ship themselves... ask THEM why they're still into each other even now and even despite everything... I feel like I'm just simply sitting here listening to what they're saying and picking up what they're putting down lol

[character ask meme]

[avatar-legends-confessionblog]

Hi, it's the Rozin anon. Crawled out from my w40k obsession back into my ATLA phase because of Roku's novel. I love that little twerp, what can I say to justify myself? (Sozin too, mwah *throws him into a blender*)

Came here to complain again. Shocker, I know. And I think I figured out why so little people actually took Rozin seriously and haven't reduced into a fandom joke, like 90% of the fandom did. It's because ATLA fans don't see Roku (and Sozin) as characters of their own too. They don't take them seriously and even had shown their clear dislike for the characters. It's understandable in Sozin's case. A bad guy, an imperialist, a traitor, a closeted bigot. But I, to this day, had never understood the hate surrounding Roku.

Seriously, what did this guy do? Left Sozin alone after threatening him? Killing Sozin would've brought disastrous consequences, because he is a fire lord who, presumably, has already earned nation's loyalty to him. Killing him would've caused so much pain in the ass to the future avatars as well. Besides, this is literally exactly what everyone's beloved Kyoshi did with her fire lord problem. "But Chin the-!" She literally didn't do anything until he came to her land. How many people had Chin's army killed before she stepped in? How many villages and towns had he pillaged before she stepped in? I know the avatar is a human and literally can't be an omnipresent beacon of justice, stopping evil no matter where it is, but... Come on, girl! Also, I don't care what you say, but, that's not murder. I played Ace Attorney, I can prove Kyoshi's innocence whatever she likes it/agrees with me or not.

The volcano death? Volcanoes are fucking terrifying, man! The Yellowstone Volcanoes used to give me NIGHTMARES when I was a kid. Often times, the lava is not even the worst part. The ash fall, which would lead to food shortage and therefore massive famine, the lava coming into contact with water producing toxic gases, the area being a hell on Earth in the foreseeable future, the earthquakes, the tsunamis! And Roku had to keep track of ALL OF THOSE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. Even if people were already on the boats, they could still had been hit by a massive wave generated by another eruption. "But Aang-!" His volcano was on land and a bit smaller. Also he had to deal with only one. Roku had to deal with two at same time, that were in the close proximity with each other, all on the same small island. No wonder Sozin came to help.

And, okay. All of the points I mentioned had already been brought up by other people when defending Roku. But, now we finally have the Roku centric novels! Yay! Finally, Roku fans won't have to read dumb shit being said about their favorite charact-

Aaaaaand people are now freaking out over the leaks! I'm not going to spoil anything here, but just... Guys... Can we PLEASE not gatekeep fucking BENDING??? Your fave won't die or become irrelevant just because another character can do what they can. Maybe focus on something actually unique and important of theirs, like, idk, their personality??? Their relationship with other characters??? How pretty/sexy they are??

Anyway, I'm pissed off and now I'll go and draw young Roku in a cow print bikini. Femboy Roku agenda, idc anymore, I'm anon, what are you gonna do to me?

X

[summocrap]

Tbh probably Shino and the Hakkenshi. It's not that I hate them, but they really just exist there to me. Tanetomo and Tadatomo are pretty cool ig but that's because I like femboys and Tadatomo was based for giving MC Wattpad smut that one time. I wouldn't call any of them my faves or go crazy about them though.

That's it! Your last bad take!

[cooking-with-hailstones]

I think my favourite thing about the frostbite armor set is just how utterly furious it's making straight men online.

We will yassify all your faves. It is inevitable. The femboy train is in the station and it's all aboard fuckers.

[dark-rpfinderr]

🐇 Hello! Mun is 21+ NB looking for 21+ Partners for an M×M fandomless OC×OC Rp!

I have two potential muses that I want to try and use, and you can pick which one you like the most! I need somewhere to toss my twinks, they need enrichment.

NSFW very welcome, as well as 🪦🕊 themes. I'm pretty open to different kinds of taboo themes, but I have a hard no at bathroom stuff and 🐾

For NSFW purposes, both of my characters are Bottoms. I know I know, there's a lot of those, but I just love them.

FCs are not required, I know I dont have an IRL FC for MC, but I'm not opposed to them!

I'd like to RP on discord, for organization purposes. Tupper or not is also optional!

Please don't interact if you have a history of ghosting. I don't mind if you're not active for a while, but I'd just like to be notified about it.

MUSE #1!!!!

For this one I'd like to set it in ancient Greece! It doesn't need to center around the mythology, but if it doesn't then there still will be elements of it!

MC1 is the son of a priest in ancient Greece, and the Oracle of his temple, though its up for debate weather or not he is truly an Oracle.

Neglected sevearly, MC1 was used more so as a prized object more than a person, forced to go entire days without eating or sleeping, just paraded around by his father for being blessed with the gift of prophecy. His only solace was in prayer, preying to his God for guidance on what to do, or sometimes just to feel like someone would listen. It was comforting.

And it was his only hope when someone offered a grand amount of coin for the boy, and MC1 knew he was going to be sold off, begging to his God for intervention, to save him.

Fave MC1 Tropes!

Light Tropes: 🩵

• Just escaped captivity × Shows them the world

Dark Tropes: 🖤

• Sold off × Person Who Buys Them

• Sweet and Innocent × Manipulative Corruptor

• Obsession/Possesion

• Demanding God × Human Servant

• Power Imbalance

Other Tropes: 🩷

• God × Worshipper

• Height Difference

• Age Gap

• Forbidden romance

• Hurt & Comfort

MUSE #2!!!!!

This one would most certainly be set in modern times, but this muse is a lot more flexible plot wise than the last!

A Gothic Twinky Femboy Camboy in Collage who secretly does Camboy work on the side under the Name Elysium. He really likes doing this work, and finds it quite freeing.

He does his Camboy work for fun while going to collage, with the added bonus of using the funds from donations to help pay for rent and all that. Fortunately, he's gained quite the popularity! Hopefully no one recognizes him in the real world...

Fave MC2 Tropes!!!!!

Light Tropes: 🩵

• And they were roommates

• Flirty × Flustered (but actually likes it)

• Totally "Straight" best friends (haha... unless)

• In love with my best friend/roommate

Dark Tropes: 🖤

• Stalker × Victim

• Obsession/Possesion

• Kidnapped

• Stalkholm Syndrome

• Power Imbalance

• Bully × Victim

Other Tropes: 🩷

• Sugar Daddy × Sugar Baby

• Height Difference

• Age Gap

• There was only one bed

I'm pretty open to all kinds of plots! So if you think your character needs a twink thrown their way, like and I will reach out!

EMOJI CODES HERE

like this post and anon will reach out!

[ocrpsearch]

🐇 Hello! Mun is 21+ NB looking for 21+ Partners for an M×M fandomless OC×OC Rp!

I have two potential muses that I want to try and use, and you can pick which one you like the most! I need somewhere to toss my twinks, they need enrichment.

NSFW very welcome, as well as 🪦🕊 themes. I'm pretty open to different kinds of taboo themes, but I have a hard no at bathroom stuff and 🐾

For NSFW purposes, both of my characters are Bottoms. I know I know, there's a lot of those, but I just love them.

FCs are not required, I know I dont have an IRL FC for MC, but I'm not opposed to them!

I'd like to RP on discord, for organization purposes. Tupper or not is also optional!

Please don't interact if you have a history of ghosting. I don't mind if you're not active for a while, but I'd just like to be notified about it.

MUSE #1!!!!

For this one I'd like to set it in ancient Greece! It doesn't necessarily need to center around the mythology, but if it doesn't then there still will be elements of it!

MC1 is the son of a priest in ancient Greece, and the Oracle of his temple, though its up for debate weather or not he is truly an Oracle.

Neglected sevearly, Thelios was used more so as a prized object more than a person, forced to go entire days without eating or sleeping, just paraded around by his father for being blessed with the gift of prophecy. His only solace was in prayer, preying to his God for guidance on what to do, or sometimes just to feel like someone would listen. It was comforting.

And it was his only hope when someone offered a grand amount of coin for the boy, and Thelios knew he was going to be sold off, begging to his God for intervention, to save him.

Fave MC1 Tropes!

Light Tropes: 🩵

• Just escaped captivity × Shows them the world

Dark Tropes: 🖤

• Sold off × Person Who Buys Them

• Sweet and Innocent × Manipulative Corruptor

• Obsession/Possesion

• Demanding God × Human Servant

• Power Imbalance

Other Tropes: 🩷

• God × Worshipper

• Height Difference

• Age Gap

• Forbidden romance

• Hurt & Comfort

MUSE #2!!!!!

This one would most certainly be set in modern times, but this muse is a lot more flexible plot wise than the last!

A Gothic Twinky Femboy Camboy in Collage who secretly does Camboy work on the side under the Name Elysium. He really likes doing this work, and finds it quite freeing.

He does his Camboy work for fun while going to collage, with the added bonus of using the funds from donations to help pay for rent and all that. Fortunately, he's gained quite the popularity! Hopefully no one recognizes him in the real world...

Fave MC2 Tropes!!!!!

Light Tropes: 🩵

• And they were roommates

• Flirty × Flustered (but actually likes it)

• Totally "Straight" best friends (haha... unless)

• In love with my best friend/roommate

Dark Tropes: 🖤

• Stalker × Victim

• Obsession/Possesion

• Kidnapped

• Stalkholm Syndrome

• Power Imbalance

• Bully × Victim

Other Tropes: 🩷

• Sugar Daddy × Sugar Baby

• Height Difference

• Age Gap

• There was only one bed

I'm pretty open to all kinds of plots! So if you think your character needs a twink thrown their way, like and I will reach out!

interact and anon will reach out!

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

wot are ur fav shounen romances? :o

i like a lot of the classics !! kaguya sama love is war, blue flag, horimiya so i will not mention them here.

some more (imo) underrated ones

taisho otome otogobanashi my BELOVED. takes place in the taisho era between a disabled young heir of a wealthy family and the young girl assigned to be his bride. soooo fucking wholesome. very boy but in a very sweet way. really a beloved one for me. 9/10

three days of happiness (manga) - oh my GOD this manga makes me fucking CRY. touching story about a twenty year old guy who's down on his luck and finds out about a service that allows you to sell years of your life in exchange for money. the catch? the mc finds out the worth of his life is abysmally low and decides to sell all of it, save for three months so he can spend the money he earns. he meets with our mc and without spoiling they get to know each other and fall in love. SOOOOOO goddamn sad and sooo good. broke my heart 12/10

OREGAIRU. this anime is Deeply Personal to me for specific reasons irl but i also enjoy it. typical loserboy romance but there's a femboy as well. i love it soooo fucking much and i have forever okay... its so dear to me. it's about our mc who's a cringefail dweeb and his commentary on the myth of "youth" and how unrealistic that is.

the catch is that hachiman our mc actually has a fair bit of emotional intelligence and the story itself always points out that his loserish habits mostly stem from himself and call him on it all the time. i.e. it's not a shounen romance that overlooks those qualities nor romanticizes them and tends to be pretty subversive in it's own way.

the storyline revolves around him, the class president and another girl who have a club where they volunteer and offer advice. in that, hachiman gets to experience 'youth' inadvertently. it makes more sense if u watch but i just. love it So Goddamn Much. it's like peak for the shounen romance subgenre. its honestly not super romance heavy? but it also is. complicated it's 7.7/10 for me if i rate objectively. but a 10/10 if i rate on a personal level.

the fragrant flower blooms with dignity - a story about an intimidating male student and a very adorable young lady who have an interesting first encounter. it's a classic getting together story and its hard to describe what happens w out spoiling but GODDDDDD its soooo fucking cute. so cute i love it soooooo much. its ongoing !! 8/10

yankee kun and the white cane girl - crying screaming throwing up puking about them. a story about a deliquent and a blind girl. the story covers the struggles of disability with SO much nuance and character and the supporting cast have SOOOOOOOO much depth and the love story is so unbearably sweet. its ongoing and one of my faves forever and ever and ever. i love them sooo much. 9/10

im definitely missing a LOT but these are my favorites as of right now!!! the last two i follow very actively!!

[graceofgosh]

My fave are right wing simps who got mad when you came out. "Wow, cant believe youre not wholesome bisexual femboy". Conservative men online have odd fascination with femboys

yeah same type of guy who would hit me up in dms with sexual shit and then when they weren't horny anymore would tell me i cant be a femboy forever and that im getting too old for it

like sorry dude i don't exist to be your spankbank Roman towel boy fantasy I'd rather be a woman than either a fetish or a depressed repressed man i will not lift the weights i will not grow the beard i will not cut my hair

[jaeclerc]

your fic is so good and fun and creative! saw you mention you had a few WIPs— what are you working on rn? or just ideas you wanna share

omg thank you so much like genuinely 🥹 i have so many WIPs actually but here’s a few:

- you and i maxiel continuation where they go through the highs and lows of recovery from a lifetime of mental health problems, it’s very like. recovery is not linear but everyday we wake up and try is a day well lived.

- lestappen baseball au where they play in college together and then rebuild a team together later on in their professional careers

- charlando femboy friend to lovers (very sweet!!!)

- eggnog au part two where basically dom omega lando gets pregnant w sub alpha carlos’ baby but he’s given birth and this is the after and how lando and carlos deal w fatherhood

- chalex nyu gender swap where they’re both transfems very sweet very cha explores her gender and falls in love with alex and her life

- chaniel dream soulmate where every year on their birthday, they see each other in their dreams (!!! one of my faves like ask me about it and i’ll cry bc this universe is my fave!!!)

- sebchal 505 au continuation where charles wins monza 2023 and they start to figure out their relationship, very much just waxing prose abt charles

- Chaniel internalized homophobia university grad students au, where charles wanted daniel so bad but daniel was too scared to. charles sees him giving max everything he wanted.

- baby come home au where charles was born Deaf and daniel is his biggest supporter until he wasn’t right as charles got his big break in the modeling industry

If you wanna hear about any of these like literally just send me an ask and I will give u everything u want to know!!

[robulz]

for the ask game, a yugotalia pair of your choice <3

anon u can't just sweet talk me like this....... blush blush. i went for my fave, so 🇷🇸/🇸🇮!!

srbslo is the most self indulgent thing in the world to me but i just loooove taking a crude ill-mannered dickhead and a prissy pretentious douchebag and making them kiss yknow,, but also i think serbia would being out slo's silly goofy side and i'm soft for that :,) they get on each other's nerves but at the same time admire things abt each other.... i'm never not gonna be weak for historical srbslo with slovenia's at the time one-sided crush on the rowdy guy in the south he didn't know too well but flocked to whenever he visited the empire u know!!! plus vuk WOULD be into femboys ❤️

[gimmickblogcompletionist]

Present: girl-detector

Missing:

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the-actual-ocean, the-agender-painter, the-aroace-painter, the-bazzow-painter, the-bird-painter, the-bisexual-painter, the-blue-painter,the-chaotic-doodle-painter, the-collage-painter, the-deep-fry-painter, the-deep-fryer, the-disemconsonanter, the-disemvoweler, the-doodle-painter, the-duck-painter, the-firey-painter, the-gay-painter, the-ghost-painter, the-glitter-painter, the-green-painter, the-grey-painter, the-gumball-painter, the-high-saturation-painter, the-hoppip-painter, the-howling-painter, the-icy-painter, the-inverted-painter, the-kingdom-of-norway, the-lesbian-painter, the-mew-painter, the-mewtwo-painter, the-mystery-painter, the-not-painter, the-offical-roman-empire, the-official-goose-god, the-official-italy, the-official-uk-of-britain, the-official-verbchanger, the-omori-painter, the-only-ontario, the-orange-painter, the-pan-painter, the-pink-painter, the-pixel-painter, the-pony-painter, the-post-programmer, the-pride-painter, the-principality-of-sealand, the-province-of-nova-scotia-real, the-purple-painter, the-rainbow-painter, the-random-painter, the-real-google, the-real-illinois, the-redpainter, the-reemvoweler, the-republic-of-texas, the-sad-painter, the-scaly-painter, the-scribbles-painter, the-state-of-georgia-official, the-state-of-michigan, the-stormy-painter, the-sus-painter, the-teal-painter, the-trans-painter, the-us-navy, the-us-navy-offical, the-void-painter, the-weezer-painter, the-white-painter, the-xenogender-painter, the-yellow-painter, thecroissantpainter, thegimmickblog, therealrepublicofkorea, therickrolldetector, things-that-are-weezer-blue, totally-france, totally-germany, totally-italy, totally-japan, totally-texas, trans-detector, tsunderedetector, unity-real, unofficial-illinois, utah-offical, vaati-spies-seeker, very-real-australia, voweltally, wales-official, waterboardingwizard, were-these-words-in-the-bible, whats-that-teacup, wildcard-completionist, woo-in-different-lengths, would-you-survive-in-australia, yeahokayillreblogthat, your-fav-has-big-naturals, yoururlisavalidchumhandle, yugoslavia-official, z-counter

[gimmickblogcompletionist]

Present: dragons-locator

Missing:

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i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.