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this team is so silly i can't with them

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i'll never get over the casual homophobia of the tri city kiss cam always panning over to the away bench at some point 😭

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thinking a lot abt those gay baby sharks

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tyler toffoli: ok 😒but why am i the outsider pov

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punk emily perkins playing nintendo ds at her desk job you are so real to me

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a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

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they both reach for the gun

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if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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can editing memes to relate to hockey be my niche plzzzzz

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dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..

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└the tkachuks crying as matthew wins the stanley cup | stanley cup finals: fla vs. edm | 6.24.24

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Connor McDoodle unleashes his mad hockey skills

Also, look at the sick goal!

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eyes on the price!

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MT19 FANCAM!! The NHL might be even hornier about this matchup than I am and I am not complaining (x)

Also if anyone can figure out what song this is my gratitude I am coming up empty

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cup final primer 2024

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cup final primer 2024