#your fatal mistake was taking your eyes off him for .0000000000000000001 second billy

[fastcarried]

@warpsreality​ asked: " dude ??!!!! what part of stick to the plan did you not understand ?! "

“Well, Billy— in case you haven’t noticed, but NOTHING ever seems to go to plan with us! Not in our past lives, not in our alternate universe lives, and not in this life, so I’m just helping to cement our family tradition!”

“NOWWITHTHATOUTOFTHEWAY— can you hurry up and do your mumble magic crap and get these tentacles away from me?! They’re freakin’ me out, man!”