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letmetellyouaboutmyfeels · 1 year

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I can now officially declare that there is in fact a plot to the Fast & Furious movies, and the plot is "group of poly overdramatic morons trip and faceplant into being international special ops, probably because they're given the jobs nobody else wants. news at eleven."

#just had a marathon watching them all for the first time and was delighted #local idiot is into adrenaline junkies #and then wonders why his wife and husband keep doing shit like jumping out of helicopters sans parachutes #I joked after the last one that when the brother is finally introduced to everyone he's going to be insanely confused #your sister's husband is married to your brother who is married to the woman who wants to kick your ass #your brother-in-law's ex-boyfriend-now-bestie got dragged into this and now has a boyfriend and girlfriend of his own #and oh yeah of your nieces and nephews one of 'em's got a different bio mom #see it's not complicated at all! now sit down and pass the BBQ #you CANNOT tell me that every spy organization in the world isn't like #look if this goes belly-up whoever was given the job will get the blame #give it to the street racing idiots I heard they robbed a place by literally towing the safe through the city #we can blame them if they fail but so far they've been weirdly lucky so why the hell not

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