#your bluelock boy kinda cute lol

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

hello, i am here for your event!! wow one year of shuji simping… time does fly, doesn’t it? <3

idk how much of a fun fact either of these is but i couldn’t think of anything else; 1) i do the pinky thing when i eat or drink or hold anything, like i just… stick out my pinky finger like i’m a long lost royal jsjsh my ballet teacher almost had a heart attack trying to get me to stop

2) i hum or whistle along to whatever melody is stuck in my head whether that is a song or an ad jingle; i apparently also copy sounds like phone notifications or electric appliances subconsciously (my parents told me that)

you can choose which ever one you find funnier; as for fandoms, i’d like blue lock and genshin impact, please and thank you <3

again, happy one year anniversary!! i’m very grateful i got to know you and i’m looking forward to another year of clownery >///<

hehehe a first year of shuji simping of many to come (he's stuck with me, you know how i am)

Please, dear god you're so cute. Too cute. Too cute for these characters they could never deserve you but if I had to choose you'd get...

the prettiest ice prince himself Chongyun. So few things crack a smile on that boy but your innate nudge toward regality with the silly pinky thing just gets him. And damn once you've gotten under his skin just a little, he's hooked. He's whipped. god why do they all look not a day over 15, tops?

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Ryosuke Kira, duh. Just look at that boy and tell me he doesn't make the silliest sounds that're simply so satisfying to mimic. He's a cheeky menace but by god he's YOUR menace. He's definitely a good energy level for you but It's all fun and games until he starts to play along with the sounds game and mimics you in bed in front of the guys. Anyway yall would look really fucking cute together too honestly. Convince him to pierce his ears up, he'd look so good and yall could be hot couple n pretty jewelry goals skss.

[prettyboykatsuki]

Super random horny thought of the midnight hour ignore it if this is too odd but I feel like quite a few of the blue lock boys especially Oliver and barou that like body hair on their partner like its gets them fucking going

being real i think its more than quite a few. like most of them. those men are such primal freaks i do think a lot of them have like... sweat and scent fetishes and body hair falls along those lines. barou has it pretty bad i agree. i think oliver like neatly trimmed bush he likes cute patterns lol

of the bluelock men who have it worst i want to shidou and rin though. one of those they're not that different moments. shidou is just a gross bastard so he him being into bush just makes sense

for rin though i think it makes him want to die when he realizes it KDSNJDSDKJ. like i know you say hair but its all sort of lumped together in his head. anyways the first time rin gets to go down on you unshaved n kinda sweaty his boner makes him lightheaded. he's so thankful you did not see him cum untouched cause your eyes were closed in bliss but it makes him scary horny. he feels kind of corny but something about your really natural state... he becomes caveman esque

[katasstrophy]

I feel like I've seen every Bluelock boy paired with a very cute, very bubbly, and chill gf/reader before, but I haven't seen any of them paired with a cool and competent or even bossier type. Are there any guys you think of liking that type??? Or maybe just deserve that type to be kept in line lmao 🤣

nonnie!! 😳 NONNIE UR BRAIN I’M GIVING IT A THOUSAND KISSES UR SOOO RIGHT FOR THIS!!! i guess it doesn’t really show with the fics i’ve uploaded so far – which is a damn shame, i should fix that – but i am absolutely all for readers who are just… out there, ya know? they���re prickly, or easy to anger, or sardonic as all hell, or way too clever for their own good or yes yes, bossy<3 i eat that shit UP like it’s my last meal. this is not to say i don’t enjoy sweet, bubbly readers (bc i do!) but the type you describe just… scratches a certain itch iykwim 👁️👁️

i think one of my first posts ever about blue lock on this blog (cw. mid writing LMAO) was exactly about this. obviously most of the blue lock guys are only extreme egoists when they’re playing soccer, but i do think that aspect of their lives will ultimately start to bleed into their personality as they grow up/go pro. so having someone who’s just like “yeah that’s great and all but if you won’t make it to date night i’ll leave your sorry ass” is just. so sexy to them like?? they haven’t gotten their ego knocked down a peg in a while so i think they’d be drawn to a partner like that askdhxnbz idk if i’m explaining this very well but as far as i’m concerned all blue lock boys deserve an unhinged reader lol 😤

THAT BEING SAID!!! >:))) i have a top three list of blue lock men who i, personally, would love to put in their place and encourage anyone out there to do so as well LOL

1. MICHAEL KAISER — this cocky motherfucker ugh need i say more 🙄 the urge to censor his name was real strong but i persevered still cannot believe i’m (sadly) attracted to this horrible, horrible man. he’s sooo insufferable and just so obsessed with himself like he unironically refers to himself as the emperor when i tell you there’s nothing i want more than to make this man beg on his knees i mean it – what a pretty sight that would be hm? <3 all his past lovers probably treated him like he was god’s greatest gift to women (HE IS NOT) – and by now he’s not only used to it but comes to expect it – so when he meets you and you’re like “mm you’re kind of a prick leave me alone thenk yew✨✨” he’s just. so scandalized LMFAO suddenly he’s the one chasing after you and vying for a shred of your attention oooohh yes that’s exactly what he deserves how it should be

2. ITOSHI SAE — listen he might be my precious babygirl now but i used to hate this mans guts like no other and that little resentment still lives on in my heart in the form of wanting this man’s downfall to be a woman like don’t tell me that’s not the hottest thing you’ve ever heard. he’s just so single-mindedly focused on soccer – japan’s treasure and what not – and thinks he can get away with being an asshole because of it but you place down your foot and tell him to cut the bullshit or you’ll find someone who treats you better (AMEN SISTER) and suddenly he’s grappling with the reality that shit he might just fall apart without you yes girl make him suffer

3. OLIVER AIKU — i couldn’t not include the resident fuckboy here mmmm the possibilities for him are endless and each one more delicious than the last. he might not be as insufferable as the others but he still thinks extremely highly of himself, especially when it comes to his way with the ladies. typical “oh no i don’t do relationships” kinda guy who can show you a good time for a night before dipping in the morning – and you just don’t want that. so you reject his advances, say you’re not interested and move on, but for some reason, oliver can’t. literally physically wounds his pride when he crawls back for a second chance but you don’t budge, still wary of him due to his past behavior unless he can show you otherwise. and the way he scrambles to prove himself as trustworthy to you? god tier groveling from a man YUMM