#youngstevecarlsberg

[smartbumblebees]

ANYWAYS now that i’m done late night sulking

does anyone still rp on this hellsite anymore? like back when wtnv was big i rped as steve carlsberg (youngstevecarlsberg and stevefckingcarlsberg were me i’m so sorry for them both) and i had so much fun doing it??? like is that still something that happens on here?

[ascoutsintuition-blog]

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17. Sent nudes to the wrong number.

Turning off the water the male stepped out of the shower. Steam had enveloped the room in a warm misty haze. He pulled a towel out of the closet and dried his hair before wiping the condensation away from the mirror. Earl smiled at is reflection for a moment and proceeded to admire himself. He thought he looked pretty good today. Maybe he should share his pleasure with Cecil.

The ginger took his phone in hand and took a few steps back from the mirror. He held the phone up and posed a bit with a nice smile then took a photo. Looking it over he decided it was nice enough to send. Scrolling through his contacts he swore he had clicked Cecil’s name and sent the image. 

Txt: I’m about as hot as that shower was right about now.

His eyes went wide when he glanced to the name of the contact. Cecil’s brother…not Cecil. Shit.

Txt: No wait! Steve don’t look at that! 

[youngstevecarlsberg]

w/ cecils-lovely-voice

"Cecil!" Steve called out, opening up the front door with his foot. Excitedly, Finn ran up to him and nearly knocked him over. "Hey little guy. Keeping out of trouble?" He asked, hefting the six shopping bags over the dog's head. "Cecil, I'm home! I stopped at the grocery store and stocked up; the weather looks pretty bad for the next week or so and better to be stocked up." He started unloading the bags, not hearing much of anything and worried about it. Finishing putting things away, he started walking down the hall. "Babe?"

[scoutmasterearlharlan]

[text] So was it a left or a right at the fork in the road?

[text] Left. Shouldn't take much longer to get here after that.

[shaunfromsales]

[text] I hard what happened at the Company Picnic and at the studio. [text] Tell me you're not [text] I have so many jelly beans left and I want to share them with you.

The onlything Shaun could compare this too was a slaughterhouse. He didn't know when the blood had started to sink into his clothes and shoes but it was crusted now and sticky.

And the smell.

He'd thought a pebble was pressing into his hand a long time but when he dared move his hand  he found it was a tooth and wanted to start sobbing again. He dropped his hand into his pocket, shakily pulling out his phone that'd he'd been smart enough to silence when all this happened.

[Text: Steve] Not safe.

That's all he wrote for a long while, but then added on.

Can't go home. They'll find me. Need you.

[fearforwhatweknow]

[i don't think we've ever really interacted but i think you're a lovely person and i really like how you play cecil]

// oh wow o h w ow oh my goodness thank you so much  w ow

[spacekingjack]

youngstevecarlsberg replied to your post “[so I was reading your tags and definitely watch the like 11 episodes of gossip girl that he's in because dayum]”

[friends gotta help friends right? kings is next on my seb list]

This show is a gift and I didn't finish Gossip Girls before I went back to it! 

[scoutmasterearlharlan]

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[text] Well that's something I haven't seen in a while.

[kevinvoiceinthewilderness]

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[txt] Steve? Was that you? Um.

[fearforwhatweknow]

youngstevecarlsberg replied to your post: hey hey  hey kiss me

You really shouldn’t demand people kiss you, Cecil.

That wasn't really a demand it was more of a fierce suggestion. 

[spacekingjack]

[so I was reading your tags and definitely watch the like 11 episodes of gossip girl that he's in because dayum]

[bless your soul for reading my tags] I just got my computer back and im gonna watch Gossip Girls while I wait for Kings to redownload. 

[intern-gershwin-palmer]

Can I just say a quick thank you to the people who started threads with me today, because I've been so busy and it feels like ages since I've roleplayed and to be honest I was kind of nervous since I wasn't even sure if I'd be able to write anything, but it has already been a great distraction and I'm calmer than I've been in a while and yeah just thank you for that

[scoutmasterearlharlan]

youngstevecarlsberg replied to your post:I think I scratched my eye. That’s sexy.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Didn't we break up?

[gelatinousfeline]

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My character shows yours a mysterious button a stranger gave them and told them not to press it under ANY circumstances. If your character couldn’t resist the temptation, send me ◉.

27. our characters are teleported to the court room of an alien world, where they must defend humanity on the charges that they are a barbaric species unable to avoid self mutilation and destruction.

Kevin just stood there, dumbfounded. He stared out at the strange alien species, who stared right back with expectant gazes. "Uhm... Steve, why don't you handle this one?"

[fearforwhatweknow]

youngstevecarlsberg replied to your post:HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CUT THIS PAPER IN A STRAIGHT...

Fold the paper a lot and lick the crease every 3-ish folds. It’ll weaken the paper and it’ll rip in a straight line for you.

bless you