#young me listening to ‘gotta have a wingman m’ (from club penguin) is so proud

[greetings-inferiors]

Okay last thing I swear but remember when I went to that party? Well one of the guys I hung out with I hung out with again today, and he thanked me for being a wingman, and I was so confused like what did I do? Well it turns out that at the party me him and this girl all spent a lot of time talking and it went so late that she was just like “oh I can just sleep on your floor” and I guess the reason why we were out there at all is that I complained about my legs being tired so we found somewhere to sit and spent the next three hours talking there. And as we were leaving the party his friend asked me if anything was going on between those two so obviously it was obvious (I had no idea) but I guess now I know what happened? Anyway I think it’s weird that he basically went “hey Randy I had sex and you’re the reason why, thanks!”