#young matty

[cryley]

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[gingerjolover]

can we prioritize jb controversially young gf pleaseeeee i vote yes

to ease y'all into it, get ya warmed up, here's a little appetizer (courtesy of my friends @boywithpinkcarnation and @ever-siince-new-york aka the loves of my life)

julien w a controversially!young gf

okay i have an (unpopular) opinion that i don't think julien would date someone controversially young not because there's something wrong with it but because she will get so existential and I feel like she would feel bad if your brain wasn't fully developed lol

however!!!! this aside, lets continue

I don't think it would be a best friends little siblings scenario or like the kid of someone on her team or the bg team

young!gf is probably a writer or an artist of some kind and julien is either a fan or is at a charity event or something similar and she meets boygenius and they all instantly love her sm

and jules and young!gf really hit it off and so julien leaves with her number but doesn't find out shes young until like 3 days later

has an absolute crisis about it, especially because she doesn't want to hurt you or change you

thinking young!gf is 20 about to be 21, like just old enough that some people will be like um??? but also you're a whole-ass adult so you can do what ya want

but julien and young!gf have a very serious convo bc they are both feeling the vibe and julien just wants a healthy, mutually beneficial, safe, and loving relationship

but anyways

lets get right to it, phoebe and lucy and MUNA love you

like the love u sm but they also love teasing julien

julien could be getting up from a chair or like be laying on the floor and phoebe is yelling "life alert" to you, a glare pushing its way onto jules's face

phoebe is the biggest instigator, always snapping photos of you both candidly and adding them to her photo dumps

I had that phoebe buys young!gf a t-shirt that says I love milfs but @boywithpinkcarnation said a shirt with I <3 cougars and its iconic honestly

phoebe will 1000% caption a photo of you sitting on jb's lap and be like "sugar daddy vibes🤑" or one of jb sitting on your lap with the caption "jb is taking babysitting wayyy too seriously" (@boywithpinkcarnation)

they all call you baby and they mean it

katie is the second biggest instigator and right after that is lucy, then nomi, then jo

katie always teases about "respect your elders"

lucy will post a very wholesome photo of the two of you but caption it "spend time and cherish your elders, they aren't around forever❤️" (straight from social queen @boywithpinkcarnation)

eventually young!gf gets into it and starts making jokes like kelli tiktok vibes (@ever-siince-new-york)

she gets asked in a day in the life vid or a live a question about jules and shes like "I'm not sure really...i just with her for the money," and julien is in the back like that interview when lucy says they're breaking up like "baby! don't say that! it's not funny!" and she's groaning coming into frame, her hand on young!gf's head, "they're gonna start to believe you, ya know?" like all sassy how jb gets🤓☝🏼

PRIVATE BUT NOT SECRET VIBEZZZZ @ever-siince-new-york, carlena said and i quote, "like they're not lovesurging on tiktok but if the paps get jb giving hickies on film... oh well😁"

they are also STOKED for you to turn 21, since most of them are sober the idea of getting you drunk is so appealing

and jb is SO protective, like already jb has her hands on young!gf all. the. time. like in the dip of her back or on her hips or hand on the back of her neck, jb is always making some type of physical contact

BUT especially in the club or at a bar

they do get freaky on her 21st bday hehe

maybe the day after bc young!gf just lets joi keep giving her shots and julien is just standing there jaw dropped because who knew their sweet baby girl was a mf tank

but lit katie, molly, kelli, jo, nomi, lucy, and phoebe LOVE you sm, like yes you're young and everyone is pushing or already 30 but young!gf is so profound and mature but not in a way that's not acting her age, she just has a very old soul and enjoys rest and knows what she likes and what she wants

and julien loooooves this, like jules doesn't want to groom you and mold you into something you're not, she wants you to act your age and like she doesn't isolate you or make you act 28 because everyone is around that age. like she fully supports if you wanna go out and party or like do something kinda childish or if you wanted to stress about school or be homesick, julien lets you just vibe and doesn't pressure you to grow up faster, she truly just wants you to grow up without the age gap looming over you

back to the daddy!jb antics, without infantalizing you, jb handles ALL of the "adult stuff" like y'all def split bills if you live together but she manages all of the subscriptions and pays all of the utilities and makes sure your car has gas and is always maintained like takes it to get inspected and stuff

if young!gf is in school than that's your biggest priority in jb's eyes, like yes focus on school or your work and then when you graduate we'll start to divvy up the household stuff

jb just loves to care for you, like she always has an extra hair tie on her wrist and its your scrunchie like the one you love

before you live together, jb is stocking her house w your stuff to make you comfy

your fave snacks are in the kitchen, your fave drinks in the fridge

jb buys a full size of your fave perfume and body wash, she has you pick out pajamas for her dresser and puts a jewelry holder on her dresser just for you (@ever-siince-new-york 🥹)

if you're in school, jb def has a desk set up in her office or music room and its one she built and it has cute pens and stationary and a pretty keyboard and a comfy chair where you can cross your legs and then under it is built in storage for some of your books and crocheting/knitting/crafting stuff

when you move in, jb designs (w the help of lucy and Katie) your own office where you can write and paint and it has the best sunlight in the whole house

julien also gets really anxious leaving you at home, not because you're not capable but she grows so attached and is like "you'll be a different person when i come back:("

always sending flowers and dinner and gifts while on the road (@ever-siince-new-york)

not smut but smut adjacent

julien is sooooo nervous to have sex w young!gf

maybe she hasn't done it before or julien just feels a lot of pressure to take care of her

and she has to be like "do you not like me?" kinda insecurely because julien is treating her like shes glass

and jb is like "oh my god sweet girl, no no no, i- of course i- i love you!"

and she's like "you WHAT??"

[didyoulookforme]

some walkabout vibes <3 :)

[headcarsbendlng]

more visions. coming to you straight out of my mind

[meoproject]

Opinions on this soft serve ice cream of an animal???

[cmarie13]

happy dynamite day

[chaoticneutraltor]

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

i don’t understand hating on season four debbie when that is so obviously a child. like, if her stating that she’s “only (acknowledging her youth) thirteen” wasn’t enough for y’all, there’s so many things about her that scream child, because… she was. the opening scene in 4x01 when she and fiona are getting ready and it cuts between the two of them and we see them both applying mascara. fiona does it flawlessly, debbie does it messily and practically shys away from the mascara wand. her makeup is done poorly. her fashion choices are questionable. she can’t walk in heels. she uses words like “cray”. she listens to marina and the diamonds, talks about boys with her friends, gets scared of doing anything with a boy, acts awkward and says weird shit, makes cringe art when she’s angry, giggles while she texts her “boyfriend���, she acts cool and tough and like she doesn’t need her sister, but melts and starts to cry in her sisters arms at the sight of her. and yes, all of these things adults can do and have done, but she’s CLEARLY a kid. the way that she says and does things makes it obvious… y’all think that hanging out with bad influences and being with an older guy and, well, having a chest makes you an adult, but it doesn’t. again, she uses the word ONLY before saying her age. and season four takes place in the winter while her birthday is canonically in december so she isn’t even going on fourteen she is FRESHLY thirteen. and y’all will confidently say she was in the wrong with everything that happened with matty… be fr.

[krakenshipwreck]

10/6/24

[rangersgirl73]

still crying about this

[thisbluespirit]

Endless list of ships: Colin Beale/Matty Firman (Wish Me Luck LWT 1988).

"Never slept with anyone I liked before." // "Well, I've never slept with anyone whose name I didn't know."

[wakingbreathlessly]

AND HES GOT A GUN, HES GOT A SUIT ON. SHE SAYS BABEEEE, YOU LOOK SOOO COOLLLLLL

[cigarretteluvr]

loving someone at nineteen is so different than loving someone at seventeen or twenty two. there is a searing passion of pent up energy from being stuck between knowing nothing and knowing everything and then on top of it all, knowing love.

[nivelaky]

changed

[bedforddanes75]

did my hair like this 2day. feeling good about it

[bookaddict24-7]

(New Young Adult Releases Coming Out Today! (August 13th, 2024)

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Have I missed any new Young Adult releases? Have you added any of these books to your TBR? Let me know!

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New Releases:

Return to Sender by Lauren Draper

Kisses, Codes, & Conspiracies by Abigail Hing Wen

Ash's Cabin by Jen Wang

The Dark We Know by Wen-yi Lee

Eat Your Heart Out by Terry Blas , Matty Newton , Lydia Anslow (illustrator)

Under the Surface by Diana Urban

Zombie Apocalypse Running Club by Carrie Mac

New Sequels:

Ghostsmith (House of the Dead #2) by Nicki Pau Preto

Hemlock House (Liar's Beach #2) by Katie Cotugno

Holly Horror: The Longest Night (Holly Horror #2) by Michelle Jabès Corpora

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Happy reading!