#young dilf jake keeps doing wonders to me

[tojisun]

missing my snoogums boogums – the apple of my eye

[leviathan-open-ur-eyes]

What about survivors what you think of them? (This blog is awesome keep it up)

(Thank you 😭😭😭)

" survivors huh? I used to be friends with a couple of em... but let's do the list thing to keep em all in order.

Dwight: he's a nice dude. Kind of a scaredy cat but I mean do you blame him? I like to listen from the tops of the trees when they're at the campfire and turns out this poor dude was left in the woods drunk. Like who does that???? He seems like a really good dude and it's a pity he's here.

Meg: just bc she's a track star doesn't mean I can't catch her. She thinks she's invincible but I get her all the time. She's great for keeping me in touch with how to catch survivors. When we aren't in trials we often run together.

Claudette: she's a bright young woman with a wonderful mind. I love listening to her talk about her plants and past obsessions. She even helps me with bandaging my wounds. Even if she can't touch me bc of the barrier we usually do it in a trial and in return I let her go.

Jake: I was once very close to him. He was the kindest person I met. He was like a brother to me. Sweet, charming, goofy. He was a good fellow. It pains me when I have him in my trials. He'll flash that smile at me and tell me it's ok. And I end up having to hurt him last bc I can't let the others see me cry.

Nea: same thing as Jake. She was the first to truly be nice to me. Treated me like an actual person than a monster. Tbh if I were to date a survivor or have any form of a relationship it would be with her and Jake.

Laurie: you know benefit of the doubt here she's actually a really cool person. Down to earth. Pretty sharp and smart. If I could overlook the many times I got stabbed we could possibly be friends.

Ace: his happy go lucky attitude kinda kills my vibes. He's a decent man. Pretty smart just down on his luck. But even in trials against me he always has an upside to everything. Even if he's the last alive and I'm near his hook he tells me all these positive things and honestly... it kinda gives me hope.

Bill: ah yes old man. Bill is full of stories and wisdom. I love hearing about the zombie apocalypse and his old friends. He wonders if they're still around or alive. He has a lot if pain behind his eyes and if anything I wish he could escape this place.

Feng: we both enjoy gaming so there's that. If given the chance I would show her my old systems I have. Most things work here in the realm and so she usually borrows some of my gameboys and games. She's very good at running me around and getting gens done. Sometimes I hate going against her lmao

David: would it be wrong to say me and him often fight down in the basement of the killer shack? Bc we do. Most trials we end up doing fight club lmao in reality it often helps us both and I'm grateful. He's like my best friend lmao

Quentin: sleepy boy? I love him. He must be protected at all costs.

Tapp: reminds me of a cop that once arrested me for fighting outside a club. He's very good at hiding and I enjoy his stories from time to time. He's a good dude.

Kate: songbird... I love hearing her sing. If we ever got famous i would want her to open for me. She's beautiful and talented and i love her tattoos.

Adam: he's a good man. Sometimes he shares a few of the lessons he taught back in his life. Honestly he's pretty cool.

Jeff: my man. The dude is into some heavy shit and I love it. He tells me about how he traveled with this band and got to see em perform each night. The dude is a hard groupie and I would kill to have someone like that for my band. I've played him some of our music and he enjoys it. Said it's different from what he's used to.

Jane: she interviewed my mom once. I remember bc my friend's dad saved it for me. The funniest thing is she had the whole mommy drama issue too. I guess even superstars can have issues like normal people.

Ash: ok ngl he's definitely a dilf. Idk he's just charming and I would die for him. Honestly he's one of the better survivors to go up against. Also I love ashy slashy its adorable.

Nancy: you know what imma say it.... I don't like her. She's always touching MY totems. Even if it's their job to do them it's still mine ya know. But sometimes she just too strong willed and it's kinda annoying. She thinks she knows it all but she doesn't. I had a friend like that once. It wasn't a pleasant friendship.

Steve: I love his hair. It's so wavy lmao. The dude is chill, kind of a show off but in a cute way. If I remember correctly in the first trial I had him he thought I was a survivor and was trying to show me how to do gens. It was cute really. Too bad that mori had his name lol

Yui: I haven't met her yet. Heard she can reset pallets like ok lmao it ain't hard to break em. Honestly if she wants to take time to do that be my guest I'll be waiting happily behind her."

[thelainformant]

It seems Los Angeles caught a serious case of the love bug this year. It almost makes me excited for what the rest of Valentine’s Day has in store. With all the breakups, makeups and hookups– even I have trouble keeping up with all the romance and lust that liters are little corner of Hollywood. However, I will try my best to keep you up to date with all the romance, lust and angsty encounters we have all witnessed lately.

Shall we begin with our most recent couple? Eli Hawthorne and Luca Haseotes weren’t shy to reveal their new relationship and on every corner of social media, that is. I think we get it by now. He stole our beautiful dancer away from Kai Owens– who, need I remind you all, is his ex-band mate? Ouch, that one has got to hurt. Even more so since they were seen rather close at a certain charity event recently. As for Luca, has’t she ever heard of the sacred bro-code? We can all say that we don’t know whether to be shocked in this situation or if we all expected her to move on so quickly and in the most scandalous way.

Also makes us wonder what our Ice Queen, Paula Young, thinks of the relationship? Last I heard, her and Eli haven’t even spoke since their breakup. She was also seen cozying up to Kai Owens on New Years and at our eventful heist stolen charity event. What is with these girls and their taste in the boys of Poet Eureka. Next thing we know one of them will be swept away on a horse in cowboy boots by the one member who left the stables for a simpler life. What do you think girls, is Gunner the next heartthrob to hog tie one of our vixens’ hearts?

Speaking of hearts, we are all concerned that our lovely Natalie Lake’s is about to be or is already broken. The worst of it is that it is all because of her husband Robbie Lake. Now, we don’t know what goes on in the Lake Mansion; all we know is that it doesn’t involve Robbie because our resident #DILF never seems to be home. Instead there are rumors of blondes– and lots of them too. Did he not learn the first time he left someone in the dust? I wonder if his ex-fiance called this one or not. I just can’t wait until the truth comes out and our lovely Mrs. Lake can find someone deserving of her.

Luckily, Robbie Lake isn’t the only one who knows how to play the field. Is that Ji Nee’s body guard I see locking lips and dipping his toes in the deep end with what seems like every girl in Los Angeles, including quite likely the designer herself? Come on, we all think Arkin Theriault is a good looker but how does his ex-flame, Nina Westbrook feel about seeing him with not one, not two, but three other women who all just so happen to be younger than her? I don’t know about you but if I saw my man kissing up on either Sofie McClean or Kitty Diaz, I might go into a jealous rampage. Then again, maybe she’s fucking out the frustration with Kai Owens again - she was seen entering his house recently after a tense moment at our last party. 

We’ve all got our eyes on Bryce Brooks, wondering who our heart-throb homewrecker had with him before, and who he has with him now. Romance seems to be a tricky web for the Brooks Twins, but now that all of our leads have come up short, we wonder if we will ever get closure? In the meantime, Reese Dowling and Kitty have been getting closer, if you believe the rumors. Could this be the next couple we never knew we needed, or is it a clue to the drama that was recorded? 

Since we’re talking about couples we need - Channing Rinaldi is back in town! Seems like Xavier Lachapelle wasn’t ready to receive him, but that shouldn’t be a problem to the wave of admirers both of these stars seem to gather with those gorgeous smiles. Make-up or break-up, love birds! Someone else wants a turn, I’m sure. 

Our eyes are particularly drawn to a few of the more flirtatious faces around L.A. We’re all eager to try and stay up to date with the romantic trysts of Gabe Ingraham, Jett Larson (are they still not a couple to root for? Oh, well, we ship it!), and Jesse Andrews. In a room full of love, what new names may come to light in the twisted spider-web of overlapping romance and seduction? All we can say is we’re still dying for Ross Harwell and Jake Ryleigh to make their love official. 

Ta-ta for now!