#youRE TELLING ME—HES A 500 YEAR OLD SHORT KING WITH AN ITALIAN ACCENT
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pizzabookbuying · 2 years ago
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reading the vampire diaries books for no reason and someone please someone—Damon was a short king and I think we need to respect that
#youRE TELLING ME—HES A 500 YEAR OLD SHORT KING WITH AN ITALIAN ACCENT#listen. LISTEN. I feel perfectly normal.#and the wiki is telling me his full name is damiano. and listen—listen—I feel so so so normally about this and I’m not going crazy#this is not supposed to be a fully critique of the books but I like them…to an extent. I wish the prose was…more. I wish there was#more personality to the writing.#but the—the way Damon got invited into Bonnie’s house because Elena was doing a fun spell to figure out who she’d marry and it involved her#inviting her future husband in—listen—LISTEN—#I FEEL SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS#and I feel even more normal when I remember that the series completely goes off the rails and so far I don’t think Damon and Elena are#married. yeah I feel so calm about this.#I feel super calm about Elena and Stephan thinking Damon is responsible for every terrible thing that happens in the first three books and#and even more calm that Damon just lets them believe it but then is actually hurt when he realizes Elena actually thinks so little of him—#wait actually I might like these books more than I relaized. might reread#Elena pulling an Elizabeth bennet meanwhile damon is PINING and doing everything in his power to keep Elena safe—#it’s giving pride and prejudice and vampires—#Elena deadass convinced damon is about to murder her but instead he sacrifices himself and nearly gets torn apart trying to save her life—#damon and Elena not even having to communicate for them to understand each other—#WOAH I ACTJALLY LIKE THIS SERIES NOW IT KINDA GOES HARD
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